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  1. Don’t know why but as much as I feel it’ll be a waste of time I want to see season 2 13 Reasons Why

    about 4 hours ago from web
  2. I've sort of become an anti-atheist recently, in that I don't think God has any faith in us

    about 5 hours ago from web
  3. also if your baby just papayaing dies for no reason how do you talk yourself out of that one

    about 6 hours ago from web
  4. I like it when Matt Groening looks at a picture of Bart Simpson and says "smh who did this??????"

    about 5 hours ago from web
    • i listen to Simpsons DVD commentaries while i work now, because i like hearing Matt Groening say "this scene was animated" for twenty-two minutes

      about 5 hours ago from web
      • The first President to seduce a North Korean leader pulls out of the meeting, threatens nuclear war, then makes it out to be like THEY canceled the meeting. SIGH.

        about 6 hours ago from web
        • so, uh, i guess that's the end of that.

          about 17 hours ago from web
        • honestly if i put all that effort into making a child and it just randomly died i'd feel really mugged off

          about 6 hours ago from web
          • i mean give the little bastards a chance to eat a battery or something jesus

            about 6 hours ago from web
            • it's a serious dick move that we have a thing called sudden infant death syndrome

              about 6 hours ago from web
              • For the people who care about federation (Probably just @nerthos and @awl) I have no idea why it isn’t working. This is actually a new server, at a new hosting provider and a functionally fresh install of RDN’s version of statusnet. So unless DigitalOcean, Cloudflare, or the other instances themselves are blocking us (or them), there’s no particular reason why it *shouldn’t* work.

                about 14 hours ago from web
              • It’s horseshoe theory in action you guys

                about 8 hours ago from web
                • 2018 version of “Bart the Lover” where Bart swipes right on Mrs. Krabappel’s Tinder profile and solicits nudes

                  about 8 hours ago from web
                • It’s 5 in the morning and I’m watching The Simpsons DVD featurettes http://rainbowdash.net/url/872029

                  about 11 hours ago from web
                  • bluh http://rainbowdash.net/url/872028

                    about 13 hours ago from web
                    • hah mei's face is on a butt http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/872027

                      about 16 hours ago from web
                      • i love it when i find headlines that begin with "MAn in florida"

                        about 17 hours ago from web
                      • Didn't hear back from Disney about that shirt. I learned the reason is because RedBubble never forwarded my counter-claim to Disney. They're too scared of legal action being taken so they've advised me to just kind of... give up.

                        about 17 hours ago from web
                      • Bible for minecrafters http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/872026

                        about 17 hours ago from web
                        • . http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/872025

                          about 17 hours ago from web
                          • https://store.steampowered.com/app/13250/Unreal_Gold/ https://www.gog.com/game/unreal_gold giveaway if anyone cares

                            about 17 hours ago from web
                            • @cerulean just tried and it seems federation is actually broken as awl mentioned a while back, at least one way. Posts get here but don't make it to other servers.

                              about 17 hours ago from web
                              • Our next movie for Garbage Day is The Gods Must Be Crazy (1980)! Friendly chat is OFF! https://tube.seriousposter.club/r/Dads_shack  https://cherryposter.club/attachment/1912357

                                about 18 hours ago from shitposter.club
                              • wtf they just revoked my White House security clearance and gave my card to Jared Kushner

                                about 19 hours ago from web
                                • whenever i complain about "settle" frames, this is what i'm talking about. the first two and last three frames in this shot are so close together in timing they're almost unnecessary, but the quality improvement is JUST good enough that i think it's worth it http://rainbowdash.net/url/872022

                                  about 21 hours ago from web
                                  • @ceruleanspark What did Frog from Chrono Trigger eat? Frog food? Human food? something else entirely?

                                    about a day ago from web
                                    • Check in to see Mike Cole made an account. Didn't expect that.

                                      about a day ago from web
                                      • does the cute subway sandwich artist talk to me because she likes me or because I always put money in the tip jar

                                        about a day ago from web
                                      • boy oh boy

                                        about a day ago from web
                                        • Are Russians also the ones uploading ten-minute edits of cropped Family Guy episodes with titles like “Family Guy — Peter Drink Beer”

                                          about a day ago from web