Updates favored by adiwan on Rainbow Dash Network!
zeldatra: new D&D concept: a necromancer who only raises aborted fetuses and runs an orphanage where they can be adopted
zeldatra's status on Thursday, 14-Jul-22 19:12:16 UTC
new D&D concept: a necromancer who only raises aborted fetuses and runs an orphanage where they can be adopted
zeldatra: @adiwan Florida Man is the way he is because it was the only way to survive Florida.
zeldatra's status on Monday, 19-Apr-21 08:26:34 UTC
@adiwan Florida Man is the way he is because it was the only way to survive Florida.
scribus: Wow, Infinity War almost made up for Civil War being a superhero 3am 7-11 parking lot slapfight.
scribus's status on Monday, 28-May-18 19:18:14 UTC
Wow, Infinity War almost made up for Civil War being a superhero 3am 7-11 parking lot slapfight.
scribus: They said I needed to "notwork" to advance my career but I'm beginning to suspect that may have been a typo...
scribus's status on Thursday, 23-Mar-17 21:49:27 UTC
They said I needed to "notwork" to advance my career but I'm beginning to suspect that may have been a typo...
thelastgherkin: @adiwan It was like being ahead of its time, only behind.
thelastgherkin's status on Monday, 05-Sep-16 20:51:39 UTC
@adiwan It was like being ahead of its time, only behind.
scribus: @mrmattimation I didn't know you switched to Linux.
scribus's status on Sunday, 24-Jul-16 19:48:09 UTC
@mrmattimation I didn't know you switched to Linux.
thelastgherkin: @adiwan M'alibu Stacy *tips new hat*
thelastgherkin's status on Saturday, 11-Apr-15 09:25:36 UTC
@adiwan M'alibu Stacy *tips new hat*
thelastgherkin: So, Beauty and the Beast. At the start of the film, an Enchantress disguised as an old beggar woman turns the Prince into the Beast. These aren't spoilers because it's the first five minutes. The Prince says, "You're a hideous, haggard old woman, so you can't come into my castle because you might do something horrible to me." Then the Enchantress says, "Aha! I'll teach you not to judge by appearances by turning you into a Beast!" The Prince is like, "I said you'd do horrible things to me, and I was right! My judging be appearances was not incorrect!" Then the Enchantress was like "shut up." Then the Prince was like, "What's the moral here? Invite strangers into your house or they'll destroy your life?"
thelastgherkin's status on Monday, 16-Mar-15 08:24:07 UTC
So, Beauty and the Beast. At the start of the film, an Enchantress disguised as an old beggar woman turns the Prince into the Beast. These aren't spoilers because it's the first five minutes. The Prince says, "You're a hideous, haggard old woman, so you can't come into my castle because you might do something horrible to me." Then the Enchantress says, "Aha! I'll teach you not to judge by appearances by turning you into a Beast!" The Prince is like, "I said you'd do horrible things to me, and I was right! My judging be appearances was not incorrect!" Then the Enchantress was like "shut up." Then the Prince was like, "What's the moral here? Invite strangers into your house or they'll destroy your life?"
thelastgherkin: Is this Red's crush? http://pny.lv/az2c
thelastgherkin's status on Thursday, 22-Jan-15 23:02:42 UTC
Is this Red's crush? http://pny.lv/az2c
nerthos: The player for some reason decided it was a good time to die so he used an enchanted fire bracer to ignite 50 cartridges of TNT stored in his clothes, blowing himself up to a chunk of corpse as he screamed the name of his deity, along with the main boss' right hand guy.
nerthos's status on Monday, 05-Jan-15 11:07:19 UTC
The player for some reason decided it was a good time to die so he used an enchanted fire bracer to ignite 50 cartridges of TNT stored in his clothes, blowing himself up to a chunk of corpse as he screamed the name of his deity, along with the main boss' right hand guy.
nerthos: RIP Magnus, party's priest. Lived a drunkard, died a taliban.
nerthos's status on Monday, 05-Jan-15 11:05:14 UTC
RIP Magnus, party's priest. Lived a drunkard, died a taliban.
ceruleanspark: With the advent of "True" Minecraft Lego sets, how long before we can look forward to a videogame called "Lego Minecraft"
ceruleanspark's status on Thursday, 09-Oct-14 13:43:32 UTC
With the advent of "True" Minecraft Lego sets, how long before we can look forward to a videogame called "Lego Minecraft"
thelastgherkin: North American Maligned Brony Liberation Association, or NAMBLA
thelastgherkin's status on Monday, 01-Sep-14 09:25:39 UTC
North American Maligned Brony Liberation Association, or NAMBLA
redenchilada's status on Monday, 25-Aug-14 18:27:02 UTC
RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)
scribus: I'm going to make an autobiographical tabletop RPG called "Assholes and Alcohol."
scribus's status on Thursday, 14-Aug-14 18:35:59 UTC
I'm going to make an autobiographical tabletop RPG called "Assholes and Alcohol."
thelastgherkin: World Cup more like World Shutup
thelastgherkin's status on Thursday, 19-Jun-14 21:37:39 UTC
thelastgherkin: Huh. Turns out you /can/ 'copyright' an art style. 15 U.S. Code § 1125(a) is all about not 'misleading' people into thinking your fanart is officially sanctioned when you share the same art style as the official release.
thelastgherkin's status on Wednesday, 26-Mar-14 10:40:44 UTC
Huh. Turns out you can 'copyright' an art style. 15 U.S. Code § 1125(a) is all about not 'misleading' people into thinking your fanart is officially sanctioned when you share the same art style as the official release.
ceruleanspark: My fondest dream is a world without Breezies - Fluttershy, 2014
ceruleanspark's status on Saturday, 15-Mar-14 12:27:14 UTC
My fondest dream is a world without Breezies - Fluttershy, 2014
ceruleanspark: http://ur1.ca/glx7k Pony MUST Pony Pony.
ceruleanspark's status on Tuesday, 11-Feb-14 12:26:52 UTC
http://ur1.ca/glx7k Pony MUST Pony Pony.
thelastgherkin: @mylittlesistercantbethisincestual That's like saying the sun doesn't exist because it's cloudy right now.
thelastgherkin's status on Saturday, 25-Jan-14 18:54:55 UTC
@mylittlesistercantbethisincestual That's like saying the sun doesn't exist because it's cloudy right now.
thelastgherkin: @vt3c Literally no dubstep.
thelastgherkin's status on Tuesday, 10-Sep-13 11:32:13 UTC
@vt3c Literally no dubstep.
critialcloudkicker: Oh by Luna my sides :D http://ur1.ca/f2eeh
critialcloudkicker's status on Thursday, 15-Aug-13 17:10:21 UTC
Oh by Luna my sides :D http://ur1.ca/f2eeh
scribus: RT @sloppydrunk ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO-BUTT!!
scribus's status on Tuesday, 06-Aug-13 11:55:07 UTC
RT @sloppydrunk ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO-BUTT!!
scribus: @equestriagaming "FNA: Fetlocks 'n A**"?
scribus's status on Friday, 02-Aug-13 16:55:33 UTC
@equestriagaming "FNA: Fetlocks 'n A**"?
thelastgherkin: I got a spam email this morning with the subject "re: 66". I thought it was the call to assassinate all the Jedi.
thelastgherkin's status on Friday, 26-Jul-13 17:34:27 UTC
I got a spam email this morning with the subject "re: 66". I thought it was the call to assassinate all the Jedi.
thelastgherkin: @mastertdi http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1grcfYU041r1tn8jo1_400.gif
thelastgherkin's status on Monday, 22-Jul-13 19:58:42 UTC
@mastertdi http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1grcfYU041r1tn8jo1_400.gif
scribus: I really ought to just learn how to read ROT13.
scribus's status on Sunday, 21-Jul-13 17:58:45 UTC
I really ought to just learn how to read ROT13.
critialcloudkicker: @vampirequeen I thought being a furry was like being in the mafia
critialcloudkicker's status on Thursday, 18-Jul-13 13:26:03 UTC
@vampirequeen I thought being a furry was like being in the mafia
ceruleansparkold: @scoot Are we calling it "The Homer" yet
ceruleansparkold's status on Saturday, 08-Jun-13 17:23:42 UTC
@scoot Are we calling it "The Homer" yet
thelastgherkin: It's funny that I like the network named for a terrible pony and hate the network named after a good one
thelastgherkin's status on Thursday, 06-Jun-13 16:57:50 UTC
It's funny that I like the network named for a terrible pony and hate the network named after a good one
scribus: Twilight Sparkle should Twilight Sparkle Twilight Sparkle.
scribus's status on Sunday, 02-Jun-13 07:23:29 UTC
Twilight Sparkle should Twilight Sparkle Twilight Sparkle.
ceruleansparkold: @scoot It's what I use to code. I actually /paid/ for the pro version. Consider that my endorsement.
ceruleansparkold's status on Friday, 31-May-13 12:43:08 UTC
@scoot It's what I use to code. I actually /paid/ for the pro version. Consider that my endorsement.
scribus: @broniebrown "And I'd like to take a minute / Just sit real still / And I'll tell you how I became the new princess of Ponyville"
scribus's status on Sunday, 19-May-13 18:17:48 UTC
@broniebrown "And I'd like to take a minute / Just sit real still / And I'll tell you how I became the new princess of Ponyville"
ceruleansparkold: @thelastgherkin http://i.imgur.com/F9M733g.jpg
ceruleansparkold's status on Monday, 06-May-13 13:43:30 UTC
@thelastgherkin http://i.imgur.com/F9M733g.jpg
thelastgherkin: @zeldatra A filly with a tortured past and some form of disability who invents something fundamental like a season
thelastgherkin's status on Monday, 15-Apr-13 20:37:16 UTC
@zeldatra A filly with a tortured past and some form of disability who invents something fundamental like a season
thelastgherkin: What's the difference between a hobo and a fandom? One begs for change, and the other can't stand it.
thelastgherkin's status on Wednesday, 10-Apr-13 18:17:08 UTC
What's the difference between a hobo and a fandom? One begs for change, and the other can't stand it.
thelastgherkin: "Looks like Peter Cushing's non-cannon Doctor" "Ah, yes - if only he'd had a cannon..." "Last time Cushing had a cannon, Alderaan got toasted!"
thelastgherkin's status on Saturday, 06-Apr-13 20:37:37 UTC
"Looks like Peter Cushing's non-cannon Doctor" "Ah, yes - if only he'd had a cannon..." "Last time Cushing had a cannon, Alderaan got toasted!"
thelastgherkin: @thelastgherkin boqwuq? Best tinyurl ever! That's like a chicken noise!
thelastgherkin's status on Thursday, 28-Mar-13 21:45:11 UTC
@thelastgherkin boqwuq? Best tinyurl ever! That's like a chicken noise!
thelastgherkin: @ceruleanspark CLEANSE THE FANDOM, CLEANSE THE FANDOM, ONE TWO THREE FOUR
thelastgherkin's status on Tuesday, 26-Mar-13 21:51:34 UTC
@ceruleanspark CLEANSE THE FANDOM, CLEANSE THE FANDOM, ONE TWO THREE FOUR
thelastgherkin: Fifty Shades of Gandalf the Grey.
thelastgherkin's status on Sunday, 09-Dec-12 21:41:30 UTC
bitshift: @mushi Having mole problems? Call Avogadro! (555) 6.0221415×10^23
bitshift's status on Saturday, 09-Jun-12 20:26:50 UTC
@mushi Having mole problems? Call Avogadro! (555) 6.0221415×10^23
thelastgherkin: "Treehouse TV's broadcast of My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic censors out every instance of the word "loser". This only makes anything the character said sound like it must've been worse, the most jarring example being in "Party of One" when Pinkie Pie holds a party with inanimate objects after believing her friends abandoned her and provides the objects with voices. Rocky: Not so bad?! Pu-lease! Dey’re a bunch’a [censored]! Pinkie Pie: Oh, c’mon now. “[censored]” might be a little strong, don’cha think? Sir Lintsalot: After the way they treated you? I say “[censored]” isn’t strong enough!"
thelastgherkin's status on Thursday, 26-Apr-12 12:29:32 UTC
"Treehouse TV's broadcast of My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic censors out every instance of the word "loser". This only makes anything the character said sound like it must've been worse, the most jarring example being in "Party of One" when Pinkie Pie holds a party with inanimate objects after believing her friends abandoned her and provides the objects with voices. Rocky: Not so bad?! Pu-lease! Dey’re a bunch’a [censored]! Pinkie Pie: Oh, c’mon now. “[censored]” might be a little strong, don’cha think? Sir Lintsalot: After the way they treated you? I say “[censored]” isn’t strong enough!"
thelastgherkin's status on Sunday, 15-Apr-12 16:24:16 UTC
@thatonepony Eunuchorn.
scribus: I think the circular D-pad is the worst thing to happen to video games outside of being punched in the junk while trying to play.
scribus's status on Tuesday, 20-Mar-12 08:09:58 UTC
I think the circular D-pad is the worst thing to happen to video games outside of being punched in the junk while trying to play.
ceruleansparkold: HOW IS FOAL FORMED. HOW MARE GET PRAGNET.
ceruleansparkold's status on Tuesday, 06-Mar-12 10:43:19 UTC
HOW IS FOAL FORMED. HOW MARE GET PRAGNET.
thelastgherkin: Oh go on then, I'll post the quote itself here. "It is my suspicion that the term exists so dudes can feel better about liking a Girl Thing. They’re not My Little Pony fans! They’re BROnies! It’s a Man Thing, honest! Just suck it up and enjoy your quality cartoon about ponies. The label is unnecessary."
thelastgherkin's status on Wednesday, 28-Dec-11 21:03:30 UTC
Oh go on then, I'll post the quote itself here. "It is my suspicion that the term exists so dudes can feel better about liking a Girl Thing. They’re not My Little Pony fans! They’re BROnies! It’s a Man Thing, honest! Just suck it up and enjoy your quality cartoon about ponies. The label is unnecessary."
rnbwdashiswin: Friendship is Magic is my drug-free antidepressant~
rnbwdashiswin's status on Tuesday, 22-Nov-11 20:48:52 UTC
Friendship is Magic is my drug-free antidepressant~
thelastgherkin's status on Tuesday, 04-Oct-11 12:17:50 UTC
#poniesarebestponies