StatusNethttp://rainbowdash.net/api/statuses/user_timeline/11295.atomscootabrew timelineUpdates from scootabrew on Rainbow Dash Network!http://av.rdn.io/avatar/11295-96-20120408022311.jpeg2024-03-28T14:16:19+00:00http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/personhttp://rainbowdash.net/user/11295scootabrewscootabrewJoanne Bidet1000 characters? That's not enough to describe me! XD I'm Joanne, and I loooooovvvveeee coffee. It's my morning drink, my lunch drink, and my dinner drink. I'm almost always awake, and... I've been a musician all of my life, and I've been playing the guitar since I was only three years old. A long time, isn't it? :D I guess I did manage in under 1000 characters!San Antoniohttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/personhttp://rainbowdash.net/user/11295Joanne BidetscootabrewJoanne Bidet1000 characters? That's not enough to describe me! XD I'm Joanne, and I loooooovvvveeee coffee. It's my morning drink, my lunch drink, and my dinner drink. I'm almost always awake, and... I've been a musician all of my life, and I've been playing the guitar since I was only three years old. A long time, isn't it? :D I guess I did manage in under 1000 characters!San Antoniohttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notehttp://rainbowdash.net/notice/1438319@wafers 13% is also close to 1/10.@<span class="vcard"><a href="http://rainbowdash.net/user/11114" class="url" title="Chris Braun"><span class="fn nickname">wafers</span></a></span> 13% is also close to 1/10.http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2012-05-24T11:13:15+00:002012-05-24T11:13:15+00:00http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notehttp://rainbowdash.net/notice/1438304@ceruleanspark Something related to @thelastgherkin getting into a closed relationship and not being able to do him anymore?@<span class="vcard"><a href="http://rainbowdash.net/user/1948" class="url" title="Cerulean Spark"><span class="fn nickname">ceruleanspark</span></a></span> Something related to @<span class="vcard"><a href="http://rainbowdash.net/user/76" class="url" title="like a Tamagotchi, only a giant butt"><span class="fn nickname">thelastgherkin</span></a></span> getting into a closed relationship and not being able to do him anymore?http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2012-05-24T11:10:16+00:002012-05-24T11:10:16+00:00http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notehttp://rainbowdash.net/notice/1438301@ceruleanspark I'm proud to not be part of the 77%.@<span class="vcard"><a href="http://rainbowdash.net/user/1948" class="url" title="Cerulean Spark"><span class="fn nickname">ceruleanspark</span></a></span> I'm proud to not be part of the 77%.http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2012-05-24T11:08:03+00:002012-05-24T11:08:03+00:00http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notehttp://rainbowdash.net/notice/1438298@wafers "There are lies, there are damned lies, and then there are statistics." -Mark Twain@<span class="vcard"><a href="http://rainbowdash.net/user/11114" class="url" title="Chris Braun"><span class="fn nickname">wafers</span></a></span> "There are lies, there are damned lies, and then there are statistics." -Mark Twainhttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2012-05-24T11:07:38+00:002012-05-24T11:07:38+00:00http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notehttp://rainbowdash.net/notice/1438287@wafers Facts are facts.@<span class="vcard"><a href="http://rainbowdash.net/user/11114" class="url" title="Chris Braun"><span class="fn nickname">wafers</span></a></span> Facts are facts.http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2012-05-24T11:04:58+00:002012-05-24T11:04:58+00:00http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notehttp://rainbowdash.net/notice/1438284@bitshift At my mother's hospital there was a patient whose name was literally "Gay Bachelor".@<span class="vcard"><a href="http://rainbowdash.net/user/10428" class="url" title="Bit Shift"><span class="fn nickname">bitshift</span></a></span> At my mother's hospital there was a patient whose name was literally "Gay Bachelor".http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2012-05-24T11:04:30+00:002012-05-24T11:04:30+00:00http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notehttp://rainbowdash.net/notice/1438279< 60% of the brony fandom has been kept alive because of Clop artists.< 60% of the brony fandom has been kept alive because of Clop artists.http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2012-05-24T11:02:30+00:002012-05-24T11:02:30+00:00http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notehttp://rainbowdash.net/notice/1398224This coffee tastes like death. Is it decaf?This coffee tastes like death. Is it decaf?http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2012-05-17T11:58:23+00:002012-05-17T11:58:23+00:00http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notehttp://rainbowdash.net/notice/1398015@scribble I am pointing out the error in the ways. Voice of reason, yes, but an on-time voice of reason? Nah.@<span class="vcard"><a href="http://rainbowdash.net/user/4460" class="url" title="Scribble ♂"><span class="fn nickname">scribble</span></a></span> I am pointing out the error in the ways. Voice of reason, yes, but an on-time voice of reason? Nah.http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2012-05-17T11:02:51+00:002012-05-17T11:02:51+00:00http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notehttp://rainbowdash.net/notice/1398004Derpy was changed because one of the people who works on the show has a mentally handicapped child. So every time you say things like "Save Derpy" you just remind him that Derpy is a derogatory name that could be used for his own son. So the #SaveDerpy campaign is doing the exact opposite of what it was planned to do.Derpy was changed because one of the people who works on the show has a mentally handicapped child. So every time you say things like "Save Derpy" you just remind him that Derpy is a derogatory name that could be used for his own son. So the #<span class="tag"><a href="http://rainbowdash.net/tag/savederpy" rel="tag">SaveDerpy</a></span> campaign is doing the exact opposite of what it was planned to do.http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2012-05-17T10:59:11+00:002012-05-17T10:59:11+00:00http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notehttp://rainbowdash.net/notice/1391177Sometimes I have trouble falling asleep because there are a bunch of thoughts running around my head. Last night I couldn't sleep, because I was thinking to myself, "If life were Oregon Trail, I'd be so dead right now."Sometimes I have trouble falling asleep because there are a bunch of thoughts running around my head. Last night I couldn't sleep, because I was thinking to myself, "If life were Oregon Trail, I'd be so dead right now."http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2012-05-16T11:12:24+00:002012-05-16T11:12:24+00:00http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notehttp://rainbowdash.net/notice/1357773@ceruleanspark Yes, they changed her to cover up for the Pink Celestia screwup.@<span class="vcard"><a href="http://rainbowdash.net/user/1948" class="url" title="Cerulean Spark"><span class="fn nickname">ceruleanspark</span></a></span> Yes, they changed her to cover up for the Pink Celestia screwup.http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2012-05-10T11:12:17+00:002012-05-10T11:12:17+00:00http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notehttp://rainbowdash.net/notice/1357769Cadence really didn't have to be an alicorn. She could easily have been a unicorn and the story would have been relatively the same. But Hasbro had to make a pink alicorn to cover up for the pink Celestia toy.Cadence really didn't have to be an alicorn. She could easily have been a unicorn and the story would have been relatively the same. But Hasbro had to make a pink alicorn to cover up for the pink Celestia toy.http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2012-05-10T11:10:21+00:002012-05-10T11:10:21+00:00http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notehttp://rainbowdash.net/notice/1344999Yes that would be me.Yes that would be me.http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2012-05-07T23:54:49+00:002012-05-07T23:54:49+00:00http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notehttp://rainbowdash.net/notice/1344993Ron Paul is now a pokemon. http://youtu.be/IVjfa0Alz5oRon Paul is now a pokemon. <a href="http://youtu.be/IVjfa0Alz5o" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVjfa0Alz5o&feature=youtu.be" class="attachment" id="attachment-83601" rel="nofollow external">http://youtu.be/IVjfa0Alz5o</a>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2012-05-07T23:54:20+00:002012-05-07T23:54:20+00:00http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notehttp://rainbowdash.net/notice/1317688In the future, when everyone has their own personal robot, I'm going to program my so that it permanently thinks that it's 2011, so when I leave the house, I'll say "See you later!" and my robot will say "Very good sir, would you like me to record the new episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic?" and I will say "YES!"In the future, when everyone has their own personal robot, I'm going to program my so that it permanently thinks that it's 2011, so when I leave the house, I'll say "See you later!" and my robot will say "Very good sir, would you like me to record the new episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic?" and I will say "YES!"http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2012-05-02T19:01:10+00:002012-05-02T19:01:10+00:00http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notehttp://rainbowdash.net/notice/1317671You know how in airplanes, those trays must be up during take off and landing? I've always wondered what would happen if they weren't. Like the pilot's in there, and he realizes that they're not going to stick the landing, the plane is going to crash, and he's wondering why this catastrophic thing is taking place, and then he realizes, and he says "WHY IN GOD'S NAME DIDN'T SOMEONE PUT THEIR TRAY UP?"You know how in airplanes, those trays must be up during take off and landing? I've always wondered what would happen if they weren't. Like the pilot's in there, and he realizes that they're not going to stick the landing, the plane is going to crash, and he's wondering why this catastrophic thing is taking place, and then he realizes, and he says "WHY IN GOD'S NAME DIDN'T SOMEONE PUT THEIR TRAY UP?"http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2012-05-02T18:55:56+00:002012-05-02T18:55:56+00:00http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notehttp://rainbowdash.net/notice/1317646I want to change my name to Batman. But I want to change my first name and my last name to Batman. So when I go to check into a hotel, they'll say "Here's your key, Mr Batman," and I'll say, "No, no, please, call me Batman."I want to change my name to Batman. But I want to change my first name and my last name to Batman. So when I go to check into a hotel, they'll say "Here's your key, Mr Batman," and I'll say, "No, no, please, call me Batman."http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2012-05-02T18:49:48+00:002012-05-02T18:49:48+00:00http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notehttp://rainbowdash.net/notice/1260653All aboard the truck of dreams, everypony. http://ur1.ca/927jkAll aboard the truck of dreams, everypony. <a href="http://ur1.ca/927jk" title="http://rainbowdash.net/file/scootabrew-20120422T223853-2jttjre.jpeg" class="attachment thumbnail" id="attachment-78432" rel="nofollow external">http://ur1.ca/927jk</a>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2012-04-22T22:38:54+00:002012-04-22T22:38:54+00:00http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notehttp://rainbowdash.net/notice/1250954@thecloakednightmare How can Rarity be your favorite pony? We all know that you the Cloaked Nightmare is your favorite pony.@<span class="vcard"><a href="http://rainbowdash.net/user/9842" class="url" title="thecloakednightmare@gmail.com"><span class="fn nickname">thecloakednightmare</span></a></span> How can Rarity be your favorite pony? We all know that you the Cloaked Nightmare is your favorite pony.http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2012-04-21T08:24:29+00:002012-04-21T08:24:29+00:00