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come from a land down under"}}},"content":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4526\" class=\"url\" title=\"&#x30DB;&#x30E2;&#x307E;&#x3064;&#x308A;\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">mastertdi<\/span><\/a><\/span> I actually saw a video the other day of this dude who had a cyst with several pounds of ingrown hair and needed to be cut out.","body":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4526\" class=\"url\" title=\"&#x30DB;&#x30E2;&#x307E;&#x3064;&#x308A;\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">mastertdi<\/span><\/a><\/span> I actually saw a video the other day of this dude who had a cyst with several pounds of ingrown hair and needed to be cut out.","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3791738","object":{"displayName":"@mastertdi I actually saw a video the other day of this dude who had a cyst with several pounds of ingrown hair and needed to be cut out.","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3791738","type":"comment","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3791738"},"to":[{"objectType":"person","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4526","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4526"}],"context":{"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3791730","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3791730"},"conversation":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/conversation\/3325321"},"published":"2015-01-06T00:02:24+00:00","postedTime":"2015-01-06T00:02:24+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"Rainbow Dash Network","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/"},"title":"@mastertdi I actually saw a video the other day of this dude who had a cyst with several pounds of ingrown hair and needed to be cut out.","verb":"post","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3791738","statusnet:notice_info":{"local_id":"3791738","source":"web"}},{"actor":{"displayName":"Someone Probably","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/33413","avatarLinks":[{"url":"http:\/\/av.rdn.io\/avatar\/33413-295-20180927102414.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":"295","height":"295"},{"url":"http:\/\/av.rdn.io\/avatar\/33413-96-20180927102414.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":"96","height":"96"},{"url":"http:\/\/av.rdn.io\/avatar\/33413-48-20180927102414.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":"48","height":"48"},{"url":"http:\/\/av.rdn.io\/avatar\/33413-24-20180927102414.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":"24","height":"24"}],"image":{"url":"http:\/\/av.rdn.io\/avatar\/33413-96-20180927102414.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":"96","height":"96"},"type":"person","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/33413","statusnet:profile_info":{"local_id":"33413"},"contact":{"preferredUsername":"elli","displayName":"Someone Probably","note":"I really don't know who I am anymore.","addresses":{"formatted":"The North Pool"}}},"content":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/28430\" class=\"url\" title=\"Tair&#x101;-chan\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">northernnarwhal<\/span><\/a><\/span> But doesn't it make sense to keep at least one Hocrux permanently attached to my face?","body":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/28430\" class=\"url\" title=\"Tair&#x101;-chan\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">northernnarwhal<\/span><\/a><\/span> But doesn't it make sense to keep at least one Hocrux permanently attached to my face?","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3791736","object":{"displayName":"@northernnarwhal But doesn't it make sense to keep at least one Hocrux permanently attached to my face?","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3791736","type":"comment","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3791736"},"to":[{"objectType":"person","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/28430","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/28430"}],"context":{"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3791734","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3791734"},"conversation":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/conversation\/3325321"},"published":"2015-01-06T00:01:34+00:00","postedTime":"2015-01-06T00:01:34+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"Rainbow Dash Network","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/"},"title":"@northernnarwhal But doesn't it make sense to keep at least one Hocrux permanently attached to my face?","verb":"post","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3791736","statusnet:notice_info":{"local_id":"3791736","source":"web"}},{"actor":{"displayName":"Narwhal","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/28430","avatarLinks":[{"url":"http:\/\/av.rdn.io\/avatar\/28430-410-20210317231539.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":"410","height":"410"},{"url":"http:\/\/av.rdn.io\/avatar\/28430-96-20210317231539.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":"96","height":"96"},{"url":"http:\/\/av.rdn.io\/avatar\/28430-48-20210317231539.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":"48","height":"48"},{"url":"http:\/\/av.rdn.io\/avatar\/28430-24-20210317231539.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":"24","height":"24"}],"image":{"url":"http:\/\/av.rdn.io\/avatar\/28430-96-20210317231539.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":"96","height":"96"},"type":"person","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/28430","statusnet:profile_info":{"local_id":"28430"},"contact":{"preferredUsername":"narwhal","displayName":"Narwhal","note":"cool","addresses":{"formatted":"I come from a land down under"}}},"content":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/33413\" class=\"url\" title=\"Ellie\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">eeeie<\/span><\/a><\/span> Horcrux, naturally.","body":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/33413\" class=\"url\" title=\"Ellie\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">eeeie<\/span><\/a><\/span> Horcrux, naturally.","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3791734","object":{"displayName":"@eeeie Horcrux, naturally.","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3791734","type":"comment","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3791734"},"to":[{"objectType":"person","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/33413","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/33413"}],"context":{"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3791729","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3791729"},"conversation":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/conversation\/3325321"},"published":"2015-01-06T00:00:53+00:00","postedTime":"2015-01-06T00:00:53+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"Rainbow Dash Network","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/"},"title":"@eeeie Horcrux, naturally.","verb":"post","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3791734","statusnet:notice_info":{"local_id":"3791734","source":"web"}},{"actor":{"displayName":"orungano","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4526","avatarLinks":[{"url":"http:\/\/av.rdn.io\/avatar\/4526-38-20210321223101.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":"38","height":"38"},{"url":"http:\/\/av.rdn.io\/avatar\/4526-96-20210321223101.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":"96","height":"96"},{"url":"http:\/\/av.rdn.io\/avatar\/4526-48-20210321223101.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":"48","height":"48"},{"url":"http:\/\/av.rdn.io\/avatar\/4526-24-20210321223101.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":"24","height":"24"}],"image":{"url":"http:\/\/av.rdn.io\/avatar\/4526-96-20210321223101.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":"96","height":"96"},"type":"person","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4526","statusnet:profile_info":{"local_id":"4526"},"contact":{"preferredUsername":"tiff","displayName":"orungano","note":"like fingerprints on an abandoned handrail"}},"content":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/33413\" class=\"url\" title=\"Ellie\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">eeeie<\/span><\/a><\/span> But what if you want to grow facial hair, but your face is warm and you\u2019re not a cop. What then! I\u2019ve got you covered. It\u2019s called the Eight Foot Long Braid Coming Out of the Lower Left Part of Your Cheek. Basically, it\u2019s an eight foot long braid coming out of the lower left part of your cheek. Shave everything else.<br \/><br \/>At first it may seem impractical, \u201cWhat am I going to do with an Eight Foot Long Braid Coming Out of the Lower Left Part of My Cheek?\u201d Soon, however, the applications will become apparent:<br \/><br \/>\u2022 Strangling a Croatian arms dealer as part of your occasional spy work.<br \/><br \/>\u2022 Dragging a block of ice back to your village.<br \/><br \/>\u2022 Lowering a dog with a flashlight attached to it into a well so it can locate another dog which has been trapped in the same well.<br \/><br \/>\u2022 Whipping sled dogs to win the Iditarod.<br \/><br \/>\u2022 You can eat it.<br \/><br \/>Plus, if you ever tire of it and its many myriad uses, you can lop it off with a hatchet at keep it as a pet. I named mine Hank.","body":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/33413\" class=\"url\" title=\"Ellie\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">eeeie<\/span><\/a><\/span> But what if you want to grow facial hair, but your face is warm and you\u2019re not a cop. What then! I\u2019ve got you covered. It\u2019s called the Eight Foot Long Braid Coming Out of the Lower Left Part of Your Cheek. Basically, it\u2019s an eight foot long braid coming out of the lower left part of your cheek. Shave everything else.<br \/><br \/>At first it may seem impractical, \u201cWhat am I going to do with an Eight Foot Long Braid Coming Out of the Lower Left Part of My Cheek?\u201d Soon, however, the applications will become apparent:<br \/><br \/>\u2022 Strangling a Croatian arms dealer as part of your occasional spy work.<br \/><br \/>\u2022 Dragging a block of ice back to your village.<br \/><br \/>\u2022 Lowering a dog with a flashlight attached to it into a well so it can locate another dog which has been trapped in the same well.<br \/><br \/>\u2022 Whipping sled dogs to win the Iditarod.<br \/><br \/>\u2022 You can eat it.<br \/><br \/>Plus, if you ever tire of it and its many myriad uses, you can lop it off with a hatchet at keep it as a pet. I named mine Hank.","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3791730","object":{"displayName":"@eeeie But what if you want to grow facial hair, but your face is warm and you\u2019re not a cop. What then! I\u2019ve got you covered. It\u2019s called the Eight Foot Long Braid Coming Out of the Lower Left Part of Your Cheek. Basically, it\u2019s an eight foot long braid coming out of the lower left part of your cheek. Shave everything else.\n\nAt first it may seem impractical, \u201cWhat am I going to do with an Eight Foot Long Braid Coming Out of the Lower Left Part of My Cheek?\u201d Soon, however, the applications will become apparent:\n\n\u2022 Strangling a Croatian arms dealer as part of your occasional spy work.\n\n\u2022 Dragging a block of ice back to your village.\n\n\u2022 Lowering a dog with a flashlight attached to it into a well so it can locate another dog which has been trapped in the same well.\n\n\u2022 Whipping sled dogs to win the Iditarod.\n\n\u2022 You can eat it.\n\nPlus, if you ever tire of it and its many myriad uses, you can lop it off with a hatchet at keep it as a pet. I named mine Hank.","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3791730","type":"comment","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3791730"},"to":[{"objectType":"person","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/33413","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/33413"}],"context":{"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3791729","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3791729"},"conversation":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/conversation\/3325321"},"published":"2015-01-05T23:56:39+00:00","postedTime":"2015-01-05T23:56:39+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"Rainbow Dash Network","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/"},"title":"@eeeie But what if you want to grow facial hair, but your face is warm and you\u2019re not a cop. What then! I\u2019ve got you covered. It\u2019s called the Eight Foot Long Braid Coming Out of the Lower Left Part of Your Cheek. Basically, it\u2019s an eight foot long braid coming out of the lower left part of your cheek. Shave everything else.  At first it may seem impractical, \u201cWhat am I going to do with an Eight Foot Long Braid Coming Out of the Lower Left Part of My Cheek?\u201d Soon, however, the applications will become apparent:  \u2022 Strangling a Croatian arms dealer as part of your occasional spy work.  \u2022 Dragging a block of ice back to your village.  \u2022 Lowering a dog with a flashlight attached to it into a well so it can locate another dog which has been trapped in the same well.  \u2022 Whipping sled dogs to win the Iditarod.  \u2022 You can eat it.  Plus, if you ever tire of it and its many myriad uses, you can lop it off with a hatchet at keep it as a pet. I named mine Hank.","verb":"post","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3791730","statusnet:notice_info":{"local_id":"3791730","source":"web"}},{"actor":{"displayName":"Someone Probably","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/33413","avatarLinks":[{"url":"http:\/\/av.rdn.io\/avatar\/33413-295-20180927102414.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":"295","height":"295"},{"url":"http:\/\/av.rdn.io\/avatar\/33413-96-20180927102414.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":"96","height":"96"},{"url":"http:\/\/av.rdn.io\/avatar\/33413-48-20180927102414.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":"48","height":"48"},{"url":"http:\/\/av.rdn.io\/avatar\/33413-24-20180927102414.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":"24","height":"24"}],"image":{"url":"http:\/\/av.rdn.io\/avatar\/33413-96-20180927102414.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":"96","height":"96"},"type":"person","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/33413","statusnet:profile_info":{"local_id":"33413"},"contact":{"preferredUsername":"elli","displayName":"Someone Probably","note":"I really don't know who I am anymore.","addresses":{"formatted":"The North Pool"}}},"content":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4526\" class=\"url\" title=\"&#x30DB;&#x30E2;&#x307E;&#x3064;&#x308A;\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">mastertdi<\/span><\/a><\/span> But where else am I going to keep my soul?","body":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4526\" class=\"url\" title=\"&#x30DB;&#x30E2;&#x307E;&#x3064;&#x308A;\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">mastertdi<\/span><\/a><\/span> But where else am I going to keep my soul?","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3791729","object":{"displayName":"@mastertdi But where else am I going to keep my soul?","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3791729","type":"comment","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3791729"},"to":[{"objectType":"person","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4526","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4526"}],"context":{"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3791728","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3791728"},"conversation":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/conversation\/3325321"},"published":"2015-01-05T23:55:33+00:00","postedTime":"2015-01-05T23:55:33+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"Rainbow Dash Network","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/"},"title":"@mastertdi But where else am I going to keep my soul?","verb":"post","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3791729","statusnet:notice_info":{"local_id":"3791729","source":"web"}},{"actor":{"displayName":"orungano","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4526","avatarLinks":[{"url":"http:\/\/av.rdn.io\/avatar\/4526-38-20210321223101.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":"38","height":"38"},{"url":"http:\/\/av.rdn.io\/avatar\/4526-96-20210321223101.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":"96","height":"96"},{"url":"http:\/\/av.rdn.io\/avatar\/4526-48-20210321223101.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":"48","height":"48"},{"url":"http:\/\/av.rdn.io\/avatar\/4526-24-20210321223101.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":"24","height":"24"}],"image":{"url":"http:\/\/av.rdn.io\/avatar\/4526-96-20210321223101.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":"96","height":"96"},"type":"person","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4526","statusnet:profile_info":{"local_id":"4526"},"contact":{"preferredUsername":"tiff","displayName":"orungano","note":"like fingerprints on an abandoned handrail"}},"content":"Basically, the reason why the Soul Patch is the worst is because facial hair needs to have an application. Beards keep a face warm. Mustaches make a cop\u2019s face look like they have three eyebrows, disorienting criminals as a result. Soul patches? No purpose (other than displaying that you owned a Sugar Ray album at one point in your life.)","body":"Basically, the reason why the Soul Patch is the worst is because facial hair needs to have an application. Beards keep a face warm. Mustaches make a cop\u2019s face look like they have three eyebrows, disorienting criminals as a result. Soul patches? No purpose (other than displaying that you owned a Sugar Ray album at one point in your life.)","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3791728","object":{"displayName":"Basically, the reason why the Soul Patch is the worst is because facial hair needs to have an application. Beards keep a face warm. Mustaches make a cop\u2019s face look like they have three eyebrows, disorienting criminals as a result. Soul patches? 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No purpose (other than displaying that you owned a Sugar Ray album at one point in your life.)","verb":"post","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3791728","statusnet:notice_info":{"local_id":"3791728","source":"web"}}],"links":[{"url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/conversation\/3325321","rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html"}]}