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Just like any normal summer day :p","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1612491","type":"note","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1612491"},"to":[{"objectType":"person","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/7517","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/7517"}],"context":{"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1612462","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1612462"},"conversation":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/conversation\/362324"},"published":"2012-06-29T05:31:00+00:00","postedTime":"2012-06-29T05:31:00+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"Rainbow Dash Network","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/"},"title":"@derpyshy Im good thanks. Was at work today and we actually worked! Was so hot, humid and smelt like jet exhaust. Just like any normal summer day :p","verb":"post","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1612491","statusnet:notice_info":{"local_id":"1612491","source":"web"}},{"actor":{"displayName":"derpyshy \/ chem","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/7517","avatarLinks":[{"url":"http:\/\/av.rdn.io\/avatar\/7517-480-20230512180036.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":"480","height":"480"},{"url":"http:\/\/av.rdn.io\/avatar\/7517-96-20230512180036.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":"96","height":"96"},{"url":"http:\/\/av.rdn.io\/avatar\/7517-48-20230512180036.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":"48","height":"48"},{"url":"http:\/\/av.rdn.io\/avatar\/7517-24-20230512180036.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":"24","height":"24"}],"image":{"url":"http:\/\/av.rdn.io\/avatar\/7517-96-20230512180036.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":"96","height":"96"},"type":"person","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/7517","statusnet:profile_info":{"local_id":"7517"},"contact":{"preferredUsername":"shyderp","displayName":"derpyshy \/ chem","note":"I like pizza\r\nI'm Callie!","addresses":{"formatted":"earth"}}},"content":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/10820\" class=\"url\" title=\"Stephan Tanchak\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">renovatedkitchen<\/span><\/a><\/span> I know x3 Silly filly... how are you, by the way?","body":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/10820\" class=\"url\" title=\"Stephan Tanchak\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">renovatedkitchen<\/span><\/a><\/span> I know x3 Silly filly... how are you, by the way?","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1612462","object":{"displayName":"@renovatedkitchen I know x3 Silly filly... how are you, by the way?","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1612462","type":"note","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1612462"},"to":[{"objectType":"person","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/10820","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/10820"}],"context":{"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1612453","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1612453"},"conversation":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/conversation\/362324"},"published":"2012-06-29T05:26:19+00:00","postedTime":"2012-06-29T05:26:19+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"Rainbow Dash Network","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/"},"title":"@renovatedkitchen I know x3 Silly filly... how are you, by the way?","verb":"post","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1612462","statusnet:notice_info":{"local_id":"1612462","source":"<a href=\"https:\/\/launchpad.net\/mustardroid\" rel=\"nofollow\">MuSTArDroid<\/a>","source_link":"https:\/\/launchpad.net\/mustardroid"}},{"actor":{"displayName":"That wierd guy next door","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/10820","avatarLinks":[{"url":"http:\/\/av.rdn.io\/avatar\/10820-472-20130425034811.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":"472","height":"472"},{"url":"http:\/\/av.rdn.io\/avatar\/10820-96-20130425034811.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":"96","height":"96"},{"url":"http:\/\/av.rdn.io\/avatar\/10820-48-20130425034811.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":"48","height":"48"},{"url":"http:\/\/av.rdn.io\/avatar\/10820-24-20130425034812.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":"24","height":"24"}],"image":{"url":"http:\/\/av.rdn.io\/avatar\/10820-96-20130425034811.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":"96","height":"96"},"type":"person","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/10820","statusnet:profile_info":{"local_id":"10820"},"contact":{"preferredUsername":"maverick","displayName":"That wierd guy next door","note":"Leave before you make a fool of yourself.","addresses":{"formatted":"Iceberg, Canada"}}},"content":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/7517\" class=\"url\" title=\"Sindre\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">derpyshy<\/span><\/a><\/span> Lol. Europeans are so silly :P","body":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/7517\" class=\"url\" title=\"Sindre\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">derpyshy<\/span><\/a><\/span> Lol. Europeans are so silly :P","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1612453","object":{"displayName":"@derpyshy Lol. Europeans are so silly :P","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1612453","type":"note","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1612453"},"to":[{"objectType":"person","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/7517","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/7517"}],"context":{"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1612324","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1612324"},"conversation":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/conversation\/362324"},"published":"2012-06-29T05:24:45+00:00","postedTime":"2012-06-29T05:24:45+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"Rainbow Dash Network","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/"},"title":"@derpyshy Lol. Europeans are so silly :P","verb":"post","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1612453","statusnet:notice_info":{"local_id":"1612453","source":"web"}},{"actor":{"displayName":"derpyshy \/ 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class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/14091\" class=\"url\" title=\"Trevor Thomas\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">luckyjack<\/span><\/a><\/span> We have that one here too :3","body":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/14091\" class=\"url\" title=\"Trevor Thomas\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">luckyjack<\/span><\/a><\/span> We have that one here too :3","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1612378","object":{"displayName":"@luckyjack We have that one here too 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Lol!","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1612370","type":"note","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1612370"},"to":[{"objectType":"person","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/14091","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/14091"}],"context":{"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1612364","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1612364"},"conversation":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/conversation\/362324"},"published":"2012-06-29T05:01:11+00:00","postedTime":"2012-06-29T05:01:11+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"Rainbow Dash Network","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/"},"title":"@luckyjack Lol!","verb":"post","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1612370","statusnet:notice_info":{"local_id":"1612370","source":"web"}},{"actor":{"displayName":"Chris 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href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/7517\" class=\"url\" title=\"Sindre\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">derpyshy<\/span><\/a><\/span> While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed to two sacks the man had on his shoulders. \u201cWhat\u2019s in the bags?\u201d, asked the guard. \u201cSand,\u201d said the cyclist. \u201cGet them off \u2013 we ll take a look,\u201d said the guard. The Cyclist did as he was told, emptied the bags, and proving they contained nothing but sand, reloaded the bags, put them on his shoulders and continued across the border. Two weeks later, the same thing happened. Again the guard demanded to see the two bags, which again contained nothing but sand. This went on every week for six months, until one day the cyclist with the sand bags failed to appear. A few days later, the guard happened to meet the cyclist downtown. \u201cSay friend, you sure had us crazy\u201d, said the guard. \u201cWe knew you were smuggling something across the border. I won\u2019t say a word \u2013 but what is it you were smu ggling?\u201d \u201cBicycles!\u201d","body":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/7517\" class=\"url\" title=\"Sindre\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">derpyshy<\/span><\/a><\/span> While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed to two sacks the man had on his shoulders. \u201cWhat\u2019s in the bags?\u201d, asked the guard. \u201cSand,\u201d said the cyclist. \u201cGet them off \u2013 we ll take a look,\u201d said the guard. The Cyclist did as he was told, emptied the bags, and proving they contained nothing but sand, reloaded the bags, put them on his shoulders and continued across the border. Two weeks later, the same thing happened. Again the guard demanded to see the two bags, which again contained nothing but sand. This went on every week for six months, until one day the cyclist with the sand bags failed to appear. 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The Cyclist did as he was told, emptied the bags, and proving they contained nothing but sand, reloaded the bags, put them on his shoulders and continued across the border. Two weeks later, the same thing happened. Again the guard demanded to see the two bags, which again contained nothing but sand. This went on every week for six months, until one day the cyclist with the sand bags failed to appear. A few days later, the guard happened to meet the cyclist downtown. \u201cSay friend, you sure had us crazy\u201d, said the guard. \u201cWe knew you were smuggling something across the border. I won\u2019t say a word \u2013 but what is it you were smu ggling?\u201d \u201cBicycles!\u201d","verb":"post","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1612364","statusnet:notice_info":{"local_id":"1612364","source":"web"}},{"actor":{"displayName":"No 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href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/7517\" class=\"url\" title=\"Sindre\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">derpyshy<\/span><\/a><\/span> I forgot how it went so i looked it up on the computer site he showed me ill paste the joke.","body":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/7517\" class=\"url\" title=\"Sindre\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">derpyshy<\/span><\/a><\/span> I forgot how it went so i looked it up on the computer site he showed me ill paste the joke.","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1612363","object":{"displayName":"@derpyshy I forgot how it went so i looked it up on the computer site he showed me ill paste the 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class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/14091\" class=\"url\" title=\"Trevor Thomas\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">luckyjack<\/span><\/a><\/span> :3","body":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/14091\" class=\"url\" title=\"Trevor Thomas\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">luckyjack<\/span><\/a><\/span> :3","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1612353","object":{"displayName":"@luckyjack 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href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/7517\" class=\"url\" title=\"Sindre\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">derpyshy<\/span><\/a><\/span> Ok here is another one my brother told me","body":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/7517\" class=\"url\" title=\"Sindre\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">derpyshy<\/span><\/a><\/span> Ok here is another one my brother told me","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1612351","object":{"displayName":"@derpyshy Ok here is another one my brother told 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class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/5768\" class=\"url\" title=\"Thomas H\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">nlghtmaremoon<\/span><\/a><\/span> that is EXACTLY the same as one SE\/DK\/NO-joke XD","body":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/5768\" class=\"url\" title=\"Thomas H\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">nlghtmaremoon<\/span><\/a><\/span> that is EXACTLY the same as one SE\/DK\/NO-joke XD","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1612350","object":{"displayName":"@nlghtmaremoon that is EXACTLY the same as one SE\/DK\/NO-joke 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The Russian and Pollock ask the American what he is going to take.   He said, &quot;the water in case I get thirsty.&quot;   They said that's cool.   The American and Pollock ask the Russian what he is going to take.   He said, &quot;the food in case I get hungry.&quot;   They said that's cool.   The American and the Russian ask the Pollock what he is going to take.   He said, &quot;the car door in case I get hot all I have to do is roll down the window.&quot;","body":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/7517\" class=\"url\" title=\"Sindre\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">derpyshy<\/span><\/a><\/span> Each of them agrees to take one item as they have to continue through the desert on foot.  The Russian and Pollock ask the American what he is going to take.   He said, &quot;the water in case I get thirsty.&quot;   They said that's cool.   The American and Pollock ask the Russian what he is going to take.   He said, &quot;the food in case I get hungry.&quot;   They said that's cool.   The American and the Russian ask the Pollock what he is going to take.   He said, &quot;the car door in case I get hot all I have to do is roll down the window.&quot;","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1612337","object":{"displayName":"@derpyshy Each of them agrees to take one item as they have to continue through the desert on foot. \nThe Russian and Pollock ask the American what he is going to take. \n\nHe said, \"the water in case I get thirsty.\" \n\nThey said that's cool. \n\nThe American and Pollock ask the Russian what he is going to take. \n\nHe said, \"the food in case I get hungry.\" \n\nThey said that's cool. \n\nThe American and the Russian ask the Pollock what he is going to take. \n\nHe said, \"the car door in case I get hot all I have to do is roll down the window.\"","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1612337","type":"note","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1612337"},"to":[{"objectType":"person","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/7517","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/7517"}],"context":{"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1612336","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1612336"},"conversation":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/conversation\/362324"},"published":"2012-06-29T04:51:50+00:00","postedTime":"2012-06-29T04:51:50+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"Rainbow Dash Network","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/"},"title":"@derpyshy Each of them agrees to take one item as they have to continue through the desert on foot.  The Russian and Pollock ask the American what he is going to take.   He said, \"the water in case I get thirsty.\"   They said that's cool.   The American and Pollock ask the Russian what he is going to take.   He said, \"the food in case I get hungry.\"   They said that's cool.   The American and the Russian ask the Pollock what he is going to take.   He said, \"the car door in case I get hot all I have to do is roll down the window.\"","verb":"post","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1612337","statusnet:notice_info":{"local_id":"1612337","source":"web"}},{"actor":{"displayName":"derpyshy \/ 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class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/5768\" class=\"url\" title=\"Thomas H\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">nlghtmaremoon<\/span><\/a><\/span> the American does something good, the Russian does simething less good, and the Pollock is being stupid","body":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/5768\" class=\"url\" title=\"Thomas H\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">nlghtmaremoon<\/span><\/a><\/span> the American does something good, the Russian does simething less good, and the Pollock is being stupid","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1612336","object":{"displayName":"@nlghtmaremoon the American does something good, the Russian does simething less good, and the Pollock is being 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class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/10820\" class=\"url\" title=\"Stephan Tanchak\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">renovatedkitchen<\/span><\/a><\/span> dunno. We have alot of those jokes, where the Norwegian is smart, the Danish is  normal, and the Swedish is stupid. In Sweden they have the opposite x3","body":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/10820\" class=\"url\" title=\"Stephan Tanchak\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">renovatedkitchen<\/span><\/a><\/span> dunno. We have alot of those jokes, where the Norwegian is smart, the Danish is  normal, and the Swedish is stupid. In Sweden they have the opposite x3","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1612324","object":{"displayName":"@renovatedkitchen dunno. We have alot of those jokes, where the Norwegian is smart, the Danish is  normal, and the Swedish is stupid. In Sweden they have the opposite x3","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1612324","type":"note","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1612324"},"to":[{"objectType":"person","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/10820","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/10820"}],"context":{"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1612308","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1612308"},"conversation":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/conversation\/362324"},"published":"2012-06-29T04:46:20+00:00","postedTime":"2012-06-29T04:46:20+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"Rainbow Dash Network","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/"},"title":"@renovatedkitchen dunno. We have alot of those jokes, where the Norwegian is smart, the Danish is  normal, and the Swedish is stupid. In Sweden they have the opposite x3","verb":"post","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1612324","statusnet:notice_info":{"local_id":"1612324","source":"<a href=\"https:\/\/launchpad.net\/mustardroid\" rel=\"nofollow\">MuSTArDroid<\/a>","source_link":"https:\/\/launchpad.net\/mustardroid"}},{"actor":{"displayName":"That wierd guy next door","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/10820","avatarLinks":[{"url":"http:\/\/av.rdn.io\/avatar\/10820-472-20130425034811.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":"472","height":"472"},{"url":"http:\/\/av.rdn.io\/avatar\/10820-96-20130425034811.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":"96","height":"96"},{"url":"http:\/\/av.rdn.io\/avatar\/10820-48-20130425034811.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":"48","height":"48"},{"url":"http:\/\/av.rdn.io\/avatar\/10820-24-20130425034812.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":"24","height":"24"}],"image":{"url":"http:\/\/av.rdn.io\/avatar\/10820-96-20130425034811.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":"96","height":"96"},"type":"person","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/10820","statusnet:profile_info":{"local_id":"10820"},"contact":{"preferredUsername":"maverick","displayName":"That wierd guy next door","note":"Leave before you make a fool of yourself.","addresses":{"formatted":"Iceberg, Canada"}}},"content":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/7517\" class=\"url\" title=\"Sindre\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">derpyshy<\/span><\/a><\/span> lolol. Thank you Sindre :). Are Norwegians lazy?","body":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/7517\" class=\"url\" title=\"Sindre\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">derpyshy<\/span><\/a><\/span> lolol. Thank you Sindre :). Are Norwegians lazy?","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1612308","object":{"displayName":"@derpyshy lolol. Thank you Sindre :). Are Norwegians lazy?","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1612308","type":"note","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1612308"},"to":[{"objectType":"person","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/7517","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/7517"}],"context":{"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1612283","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1612283"},"conversation":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/conversation\/362324"},"published":"2012-06-29T04:44:17+00:00","postedTime":"2012-06-29T04:44:17+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"Rainbow Dash Network","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/"},"title":"@derpyshy lolol. Thank you Sindre :). Are Norwegians lazy?","verb":"post","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1612308","statusnet:notice_info":{"local_id":"1612308","source":"StatusNet iPhone"}},{"actor":{"displayName":"No Name","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/14091","avatarLinks":[{"url":"http:\/\/av.rdn.io\/avatar\/14091-240-20160917205752.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":"240","height":"240"},{"url":"http:\/\/av.rdn.io\/avatar\/14091-96-20160917205752.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":"96","height":"96"},{"url":"http:\/\/av.rdn.io\/avatar\/14091-48-20160917205752.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":"48","height":"48"},{"url":"http:\/\/av.rdn.io\/avatar\/14091-24-20160917205752.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":"24","height":"24"}],"image":{"url":"http:\/\/av.rdn.io\/avatar\/14091-96-20160917205752.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":"96","height":"96"},"type":"person","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/14091","statusnet:profile_info":{"local_id":"14091"},"contact":{"preferredUsername":"nooneelsewhere","displayName":"No Name","addresses":{"formatted":"Nowhere"}}},"content":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/10820\" class=\"url\" title=\"Stephan Tanchak\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">renovatedkitchen<\/span><\/a><\/span> Welcome","body":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/10820\" class=\"url\" title=\"Stephan Tanchak\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">renovatedkitchen<\/span><\/a><\/span> Welcome","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1612287","object":{"displayName":"@renovatedkitchen Welcome","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1612287","type":"note","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1612287"},"to":[{"objectType":"person","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/10820","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/10820"}],"context":{"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1612281","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1612281"},"conversation":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/conversation\/362324"},"published":"2012-06-29T04:40:25+00:00","postedTime":"2012-06-29T04:40:25+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"Rainbow Dash Network","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/"},"title":"@renovatedkitchen Welcome","verb":"post","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1612287","statusnet:notice_info":{"local_id":"1612287","source":"web"}},{"actor":{"displayName":"derpyshy \/ chem","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/7517","avatarLinks":[{"url":"http:\/\/av.rdn.io\/avatar\/7517-480-20230512180036.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":"480","height":"480"},{"url":"http:\/\/av.rdn.io\/avatar\/7517-96-20230512180036.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":"96","height":"96"},{"url":"http:\/\/av.rdn.io\/avatar\/7517-48-20230512180036.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":"48","height":"48"},{"url":"http:\/\/av.rdn.io\/avatar\/7517-24-20230512180036.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":"24","height":"24"}],"image":{"url":"http:\/\/av.rdn.io\/avatar\/7517-96-20230512180036.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":"96","height":"96"},"type":"person","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/7517","statusnet:profile_info":{"local_id":"7517"},"contact":{"preferredUsername":"shyderp","displayName":"derpyshy \/ chem","note":"I like pizza\r\nI'm Callie!","addresses":{"formatted":"earth"}}},"content":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/10820\" class=\"url\" title=\"Stephan Tanchak\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">renovatedkitchen<\/span><\/a><\/span> The Swedish, the Norwegian and the Danish were having a contest to see who was the lazyest. The swedish slept for 8 hours, and the Danish slept for 12 hours. When then they asked why the Norwegian didn't sleep, he said &quot;I'm too tired&quot;.","body":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/10820\" class=\"url\" title=\"Stephan Tanchak\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">renovatedkitchen<\/span><\/a><\/span> The Swedish, the Norwegian and the Danish were having a contest to see who was the lazyest. The swedish slept for 8 hours, and the Danish slept for 12 hours. When then they asked why the Norwegian didn't sleep, he said &quot;I'm too tired&quot;.","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1612283","object":{"displayName":"@renovatedkitchen The Swedish, the Norwegian and the Danish were having a contest to see who was the lazyest. The swedish slept for 8 hours, and the Danish slept for 12 hours. When then they asked why the Norwegian didn't sleep, he said \"I'm too tired\".","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1612283","type":"note","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1612283"},"to":[{"objectType":"person","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/10820","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/10820"}],"context":{"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1612259","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1612259"},"conversation":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/conversation\/362324"},"published":"2012-06-29T04:39:45+00:00","postedTime":"2012-06-29T04:39:45+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"Rainbow Dash Network","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/"},"title":"@renovatedkitchen The Swedish, the Norwegian and the Danish were having a contest to see who was the lazyest. The swedish slept for 8 hours, and the Danish slept for 12 hours. When then they asked why the Norwegian didn't sleep, he said \"I'm too tired\".","verb":"post","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1612283","statusnet:notice_info":{"local_id":"1612283","source":"<a href=\"https:\/\/launchpad.net\/mustardroid\" rel=\"nofollow\">MuSTArDroid<\/a>","source_link":"https:\/\/launchpad.net\/mustardroid"}},{"actor":{"displayName":"That wierd guy next door","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/10820","avatarLinks":[{"url":"http:\/\/av.rdn.io\/avatar\/10820-472-20130425034811.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":"472","height":"472"},{"url":"http:\/\/av.rdn.io\/avatar\/10820-96-20130425034811.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":"96","height":"96"},{"url":"http:\/\/av.rdn.io\/avatar\/10820-48-20130425034811.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":"48","height":"48"},{"url":"http:\/\/av.rdn.io\/avatar\/10820-24-20130425034812.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":"24","height":"24"}],"image":{"url":"http:\/\/av.rdn.io\/avatar\/10820-96-20130425034811.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":"96","height":"96"},"type":"person","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/10820","statusnet:profile_info":{"local_id":"10820"},"contact":{"preferredUsername":"maverick","displayName":"That wierd guy next door","note":"Leave before you make a fool of yourself.","addresses":{"formatted":"Iceberg, Canada"}}},"content":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/14091\" class=\"url\" title=\"Trevor Thomas\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">luckyjack<\/span><\/a><\/span> lolololol. I love these kinds of jokes. Thank you","body":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/14091\" class=\"url\" title=\"Trevor Thomas\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">luckyjack<\/span><\/a><\/span> lolololol. I love these kinds of jokes. Thank you","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1612281","object":{"displayName":"@luckyjack lolololol. I love these kinds of jokes. Thank you","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1612281","type":"note","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1612281"},"to":[{"objectType":"person","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/14091","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/14091"}],"context":{"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1612271","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1612271"},"conversation":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/conversation\/362324"},"published":"2012-06-29T04:38:59+00:00","postedTime":"2012-06-29T04:38:59+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"Rainbow Dash Network","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/"},"title":"@luckyjack lolololol. I love these kinds of jokes. Thank you","verb":"post","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1612281","statusnet:notice_info":{"local_id":"1612281","source":"StatusNet iPhone"}}],"links":[{"url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/conversation\/362324","rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html"}]}