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thelastgherkin: Like if you are a strong independant tumbleweed who don't need no pollinating birds
thelastgherkin's status on Friday, 07-Dec-12 17:47:07 UTC
Like if you are a strong independant tumbleweed who don't need no pollinating birds
ceruleansparkold: @celestialmoonlight It's our new spinoff series, "My little racist", in which people pretend they're not judging a someone based on their country of origin. Zecorah is the main character.
ceruleansparkold's status on Tuesday, 02-Apr-13 13:07:15 UTC
@celestialmoonlight It's our new spinoff series, "My little racist", in which people pretend they're not judging a someone based on their country of origin. Zecorah is the main character.
thelastgherkin: Oh wow, @lunialsunlight is actually @celestialsunlight. I am really dumb for not getting that.
thelastgherkin's status on Monday, 01-Apr-13 22:10:00 UTC
Oh wow, @lunialsunlight is actually @celestialsunlight. I am really dumb for not getting that.
car: @lunialsunlight You know it to be true. Watch Celestia answer my questions and then fall madly in love with me. COME TO OUR WEDDING LULU.
car's status on Tuesday, 02-Apr-13 00:34:22 UTC
@lunialsunlight You know it to be true. Watch Celestia answer my questions and then fall madly in love with me. COME TO OUR WEDDING LULU.
car: "Snowdrop? What are you doing? It's freezing outside!" "SCREW YOU MOM! REBEL REBEL JERSY PRIDE."
car's status on Tuesday, 02-Apr-13 00:20:09 UTC
"Snowdrop? What are you doing? It's freezing outside!" "SCREW YOU MOM! REBEL REBEL JERSY PRIDE."
car's status on Monday, 01-Apr-13 10:07:20 UTC
thelastgherkin: Din't you know you're all my very best friends, and Rainbow Dash is here too?
thelastgherkin's status on Monday, 01-Apr-13 07:05:18 UTC
Din't you know you're all my very best friends, and Rainbow Dash is here too?
thelastgherkin: Ha ha yes everyone is in love with gherkin but ONLY ON APRIL FOOL'S DAY ;_;
thelastgherkin's status on Monday, 01-Apr-13 06:20:06 UTC
Ha ha yes everyone is in love with gherkin but ONLY ON APRIL FOOL'S DAY ;_;
bowandlyre: @firestormdangerdash "I see you also walk briskly with scissors I also like to live dangerously"
bowandlyre's status on Monday, 01-Apr-13 06:07:11 UTC
@firestormdangerdash "I see you also walk briskly with scissors I also like to live dangerously"
redenchilada: @lunialsunlight Mood Swing Network
redenchilada's status on Monday, 01-Apr-13 03:49:08 UTC
@lunialsunlight Mood Swing Network
RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)
redenchilada: I honestly can't tell if either of those two are actually angry at each other or not because I always read their posts in the goofiest voices possible and it makes it really hard to picture them being angry.
redenchilada's status on Monday, 01-Apr-13 03:46:17 UTC
I honestly can't tell if either of those two are actually angry at each other or not because I always read their posts in the goofiest voices possible and it makes it really hard to picture them being angry.
nerthos: It's funny because two of the users who nobody hates fight between eachother, and nobody can pick a side.
nerthos's status on Monday, 01-Apr-13 03:40:03 UTC
It's funny because two of the users who nobody hates fight between eachother, and nobody can pick a side.
tiff's status on Monday, 01-Apr-13 03:06:24 UTC
tiff's status on Monday, 01-Apr-13 02:04:16 UTC
mushi: * seducces @lunialsunlight " http://ur1.ca/d87jk
mushi's status on Monday, 01-Apr-13 01:50:13 UTC
* seducces @lunialsunlight " http://ur1.ca/d87jk
tiff: You should all be watching funny, manly shows anyway, like Two and a Half Men, and Big Bang Theory!
tiff's status on Monday, 01-Apr-13 01:16:26 UTC
You should all be watching funny, manly shows anyway, like Two and a Half Men, and Big Bang Theory!
redenchilada: [sp]Gur sylvat fprar[/sp] was kinda cute, though. [sp]Hagvy Qrecl'f fprar tbg qenttrq bhg gbb ybat- vf gung n Fpbbgnpuvpxra wbxr bxnl V nz bssvpvnyyl qbar jvgu guvf[/sp]
redenchilada's status on Sunday, 31-Mar-13 05:37:35 UTC
The flying scene was kinda cute, though. Until Derpy's scene got dragged out too long- is that a Scootachicken joke okay I am officially done with this
liquidusmira: @celestialmoonlight My dog got hair on my laptop and she doesn't even get near my laptop so I think dogs are hair wizards
liquidusmira's status on Sunday, 31-Mar-13 05:37:15 UTC
@celestialmoonlight My dog got hair on my laptop and she doesn't even get near my laptop so I think dogs are hair wizards
redenchilada: Speaking of double rainboob, I guess I'll go watch that now that it's loaded. Only because you guys won't shut up about it -_-
redenchilada's status on Sunday, 31-Mar-13 05:14:40 UTC
Speaking of double rainboob, I guess I'll go watch that now that it's loaded. Only because you guys won't shut up about it -_-
alicornking's status on Sunday, 31-Mar-13 03:39:39 UTC
@celestialmoonlight kuewl
mushi: @celestialmoonlight celestia gets fat
mushi's status on Sunday, 31-Mar-13 00:16:27 UTC
@celestialmoonlight celestia gets fat
nerthos: @celestialmoonlight http://ur1.ca/d7cts
nerthos's status on Friday, 29-Mar-13 04:09:02 UTC
@celestialmoonlight http://ur1.ca/d7cts
treesy: @nerthos I recently warned my sister about the dreaded Drop Bear, but she claimed they don't exist. I refuted thusly... "Have you ever seen one?" "No" "Then how do you know it doesn't exist?" It took her a while to figure it out.
treesy's status on Thursday, 28-Mar-13 14:43:17 UTC
@nerthos I recently warned my sister about the dreaded Drop Bear, but she claimed they don't exist. I refuted thusly... "Have you ever seen one?" "No" "Then how do you know it doesn't exist?" It took her a while to figure it out.
treesy: #totw Anochetus sighed. "You can see well, young one. Yet you are staring at a desk. You do not truly see the world around you." Twilight glared at the ant. "I'm sorry, but did you need me for something, or did you just come here to insult me." "My purpose, Miss Sparkle, is to give you a chance to change. A chance to truly see the world for what it truly is. All I ask is that you follow me to the gardens. Will you follow me?" Twilight sighed. at this rate she'll never get to work out the ideal doughnut to lemon tart ratio. Still, she did like learning... "Ok I'll go, lead the way." Anochetus nodded. "Well then, follow me. Hurry! the longer we tarry, the more chance the lightbringer will bring her wrath down upon us!" (five hours later) "You know Anochetus, If I'd carried you it would have only taken 10 minutes..." muttered Twilight. "...Well, now that we have arrived, I would llike to direct your attention to that plate. There are two sugar cubes, a red one and a blue one...
treesy's status on Thursday, 28-Mar-13 14:37:11 UTC
#totw Anochetus sighed. "You can see well, young one. Yet you are staring at a desk. You do not truly see the world around you." Twilight glared at the ant. "I'm sorry, but did you need me for something, or did you just come here to insult me." "My purpose, Miss Sparkle, is to give you a chance to change. A chance to truly see the world for what it truly is. All I ask is that you follow me to the gardens. Will you follow me?" Twilight sighed. at this rate she'll never get to work out the ideal doughnut to lemon tart ratio. Still, she did like learning... "Ok I'll go, lead the way." Anochetus nodded. "Well then, follow me. Hurry! the longer we tarry, the more chance the lightbringer will bring her wrath down upon us!" (five hours later) "You know Anochetus, If I'd carried you it would have only taken 10 minutes..." muttered Twilight. "...Well, now that we have arrived, I would llike to direct your attention to that plate. There are two sugar cubes, a red one and a blue one...
treesy: #totw As the Princess of Friendship, Twilight Sparkle was in charge of staying in the castle and doing all the paperwork while Celestia and Luna went out and played. At least... she was. For the first few years she blindly dove into her work, never questioning why the other two princesses would leave for weeks at a time, returning with severe sunburn or covered in insect bites. That all changed on one spring morning. While working out the Day Guard snack budget, Twilight was interrupted by a deep coughing coming from her desk. looking down she saw a particularly large ant dressed in a dark cloak and sunglasses standing on the side of her inkwell. "Hello Twilight Sparkle." spoke the ant "I am Anochetus, leader of the remnants. The Guardian has spoken highly of you. Tell me... What do you know of the world?" Twilight smiled "Why Mr Ant, I know a lot about the world. I know about Magic, Friendship, and the ideal snack to guard ratio for maximum productivity!" (to be continued)
treesy's status on Thursday, 28-Mar-13 14:10:49 UTC
#totw As the Princess of Friendship, Twilight Sparkle was in charge of staying in the castle and doing all the paperwork while Celestia and Luna went out and played. At least... she was. For the first few years she blindly dove into her work, never questioning why the other two princesses would leave for weeks at a time, returning with severe sunburn or covered in insect bites. That all changed on one spring morning. While working out the Day Guard snack budget, Twilight was interrupted by a deep coughing coming from her desk. looking down she saw a particularly large ant dressed in a dark cloak and sunglasses standing on the side of her inkwell. "Hello Twilight Sparkle." spoke the ant "I am Anochetus, leader of the remnants. The Guardian has spoken highly of you. Tell me... What do you know of the world?" Twilight smiled "Why Mr Ant, I know a lot about the world. I know about Magic, Friendship, and the ideal snack to guard ratio for maximum productivity!" (to be continued)
mrdragon: Drama, Drama, Drama, Drama. I love Drama. I feed off of the suffering of others souls and then create a portal to the underverse where I shall rule for a thousand years in more suffering.
mrdragon's status on Monday, 25-Mar-13 18:42:15 UTC
Drama, Drama, Drama, Drama. I love Drama. I feed off of the suffering of others souls and then create a portal to the underverse where I shall rule for a thousand years in more suffering.
thelastgherkin's status on Sunday, 24-Mar-13 18:07:21 UTC
car: The ultimate rustler's guide to RDN presented by #RUSTLEMANIA. How to Rustle: 1. Mention your favorite pony. 2. Tell [ENTER USER NAME HERE] that you don't want to hug them. 3. Don't understand Open source. 4. Be under the age of 21. 5. Have a social life. 6. Be a big pony. 7. Like Carcino. 8. Mock Sonic. 9. Like Homestuck. 10. Post anything. PRESENTED BY #RUSTLEMANIA
car's status on Monday, 25-Mar-13 04:17:27 UTC
The ultimate rustler's guide to RDN presented by #RUSTLEMANIA. How to Rustle: 1. Mention your favorite pony. 2. Tell [ENTER USER NAME HERE] that you don't want to hug them. 3. Don't understand Open source. 4. Be under the age of 21. 5. Have a social life. 6. Be a big pony. 7. Like Carcino. 8. Mock Sonic. 9. Like Homestuck. 10. Post anything. PRESENTED BY #RUSTLEMANIA
car: @celestialmoonlight http://ur1.ca/cxefa
car's status on Thursday, 28-Feb-13 12:05:51 UTC
@celestialmoonlight http://ur1.ca/cxefa
rdnebooks: @​celestialmoonlight I try like mad to remember my password... or for a party !!!
rdnebooks's status on Friday, 22-Mar-13 23:42:55 UTC
@​celestialmoonlight I try like mad to remember my password... or for a party !!!
princelypublictimeline: I learned my lesson: never criticize a bad story starring a blind mary sue with an implied social disorder, because you will get booed off the stage faster than Bill Nye lecturing on Evolution in the Bible Belt
princelypublictimeline's status on Friday, 22-Mar-13 08:22:16 UTC
I learned my lesson: never criticize a bad story starring a blind mary sue with an implied social disorder, because you will get booed off the stage faster than Bill Nye lecturing on Evolution in the Bible Belt
redenchilada: Don't make me turn this timeline around ‮ @publictimeline
redenchilada's status on Sunday, 17-Mar-13 05:48:07 UTC
Don't make me turn this timeline around ‮ @publictimeline
princelypublictimeline: @yodelerty of course jesus yolo'd. He told everyone "you only live once." Then they said "well what about you?" and he says "Hey guys it's you-olo not me-olo"
princelypublictimeline's status on Saturday, 16-Mar-13 05:53:39 UTC
@yodelerty of course jesus yolo'd. He told everyone "you only live once." Then they said "well what about you?" and he says "Hey guys it's you-olo not me-olo"
nerthos: KARKAT: AND NO I DIDN'T STEAL IT. KARKAT: HOW COULD I STEAL SOMETHING FROM THE COMMON AREA? NOBODY ACTUALLY OWNS ANY OF THAT F***ING FURNITURE. KARKAT: THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED THE *COMMON* AREA, YOU ACCUSATORY PIECE OF FILTH. DAVE: sounds like communism DAVE: are you a communist or something DAVE: actually that makes perfect sense what with your sickle and all KARKAT: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?? DAVE: wait john has a hammer oh s*** its all adding up DAVE: when we arrive are you going to team up with john and seize the means of production !Homestuck
nerthos's status on Thursday, 21-Mar-13 07:24:18 UTC
KARKAT: AND NO I DIDN'T STEAL IT. KARKAT: HOW COULD I STEAL SOMETHING FROM THE COMMON AREA? NOBODY ACTUALLY OWNS ANY OF THAT F***ING FURNITURE. KARKAT: THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED THE *COMMON* AREA, YOU ACCUSATORY PIECE OF FILTH. DAVE: sounds like communism DAVE: are you a communist or something DAVE: actually that makes perfect sense what with your sickle and all KARKAT: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?? DAVE: wait john has a hammer oh s*** its all adding up DAVE: when we arrive are you going to team up with john and seize the means of production !Homestuck
ceruleansparkold: Well I say that is GARBAGE, sister! Having to put up with you is like... having to put up with GARBAGE! I don't know where you get off, but it's definitely not at the Homestar Station anymore. Looks like you're riding the 7:30 Alone train to ALONEVILLE. Making stops at Ex-Girlfriend Junction and West BREAKIN' UP WITH YOU!
ceruleansparkold's status on Monday, 18-Mar-13 13:32:22 UTC
Well I say that is GARBAGE, sister! Having to put up with you is like... having to put up with GARBAGE! I don't know where you get off, but it's definitely not at the Homestar Station anymore. Looks like you're riding the 7:30 Alone train to ALONEVILLE. Making stops at Ex-Girlfriend Junction and West BREAKIN' UP WITH YOU!
thelastgherkin: @celestialmoonlight Twist is best pony.
thelastgherkin's status on Thursday, 14-Mar-13 10:04:01 UTC
@celestialmoonlight Twist is best pony.
rarity: But everything changed when the @pokestrike nation attacked
rarity's status on Thursday, 07-Mar-13 02:57:19 UTC
But everything changed when the @pokestrike nation attacked
scribus's status on Thursday, 14-Mar-13 06:41:20 UTC
Luna x Derpy, #OTP
car: Gunna go mess with my future daughter. 80033.
car's status on Thursday, 14-Mar-13 04:56:06 UTC
Gunna go mess with my future daughter. 80033.
zeldatra: Well. Teardrop on my phone. That's embarrassing. Seriously, love Jonathan like a brother.
zeldatra's status on Thursday, 14-Mar-13 01:48:39 UTC
Well. Teardrop on my phone. That's embarrassing. Seriously, love Jonathan like a brother.
treesy: @redenchilada #totw Oh come on, if I was going to continue this I'd say best minor ANTagonist would be Barry the ant king. In lesson zero he attempted to single appendagely kidnap Twilight Sparkle only to be crushed under her hoof. He was one of the more tragic villians in the series and grossly underappreciated.
treesy's status on Thursday, 07-Mar-13 03:46:44 UTC
@redenchilada #totw Oh come on, if I was going to continue this I'd say best minor ANTagonist would be Barry the ant king. In lesson zero he attempted to single appendagely kidnap Twilight Sparkle only to be crushed under her hoof. He was one of the more tragic villians in the series and grossly underappreciated.
thelastgherkin: GET IN LOSER WE'RE GOING SHOPPING http://ur1.ca/cvwq5
thelastgherkin's status on Saturday, 23-Feb-13 18:29:40 UTC
GET IN LOSER WE'RE GOING SHOPPING http://ur1.ca/cvwq5
rarity: best headcanon. I dawwed for a while seeing this. <3 Featherweight http://egophiliac.deviantart.com/art/fatherly-support-308875693
rarity's status on Sunday, 24-Feb-13 06:48:35 UTC
best headcanon. I dawwed for a while seeing this. <3 Featherweight http://egophiliac.deviantart.com/art/fatherly-support-308875693
redenchilada: @celestialmoonlight http://ur1.ca/cw3nf
redenchilada's status on Sunday, 24-Feb-13 06:38:33 UTC
@celestialmoonlight http://ur1.ca/cw3nf
mushi: @celestialmoonlight you're a horrible girl who likes making everyone feel bad
mushi's status on Saturday, 23-Feb-13 12:57:30 UTC
@celestialmoonlight you're a horrible girl who likes making everyone feel bad
mushi: And then, Rarity has been out fabuloused http://ur1.ca/cvrup
mushi's status on Saturday, 23-Feb-13 11:47:01 UTC
And then, Rarity has been out fabuloused http://ur1.ca/cvrup
l1ghtsword: @snowcone does negative weight count?
l1ghtsword's status on Saturday, 23-Feb-13 04:58:40 UTC
@snowcone does negative weight count?
thelastgherkin: EQUESTRIA GIRL SQUAD! Nerd leader! Art student! Hillbilly! Party animal! Tomboy! The shy one!!
thelastgherkin's status on Tuesday, 19-Feb-13 08:14:52 UTC
EQUESTRIA GIRL SQUAD! Nerd leader! Art student! Hillbilly! Party animal! Tomboy! The shy one!!