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https://twitter.com/MLPSeason0/status/270953099093479424

colfax RDN's Lucifer

@nerthos I'm sure the black van across the street already made a note of it.

colfax RDN's Lucifer

@nerthos I fully expect at least half a dozen different version on youtube before the day is over.

colfax RDN's Lucifer

@nerthos I'll stop him, a quick call to the TSA telling them he has a terrorist hiding in his large intestine should make for an entertaining afternoon for all concerned.

colfax RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

@redenchilada My mistake, it was Iowa. http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504784_162-20090663-10391705.html

colfax RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

@redenchilada Hells, you can get an actually stick of butter batter-dipped and deep-fried there.

colfax RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

@redenchilada So you've been to minnesota.

colfax derps

@greenenchilada One can but hope.

colfax Omni

@omni Right, and wikipedia is never wrong... It's something pretending to be something it's not, that's pretty much the definition of fake as far as I'm concerned.

colfax RDN's Lucifer

@nerthos I'd rather eat my shoes...

colfax RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

@redenchilada So they say, but the leader of the operation got busted with a bag of big macs a while ago.

colfax sasha

@jla Breatharians are a fun lot.

colfax Omni

@omni The word is "fake", unless you're french or a pretentious tit, the word is "fake"

colfax RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

@redenchilada Bacon is not supposed to be chewy.

colfax RDN's Lucifer , Omni

@nerthos @omni Yeah, but they don't taste or feel like what they're trying to imitate, I tried facon on a dare and determined it to be made of soy and hate, with the feel of a fried fruit roll-up.

colfax Omni

@omni What I'd like to know is that if meat is such a bad thing why do they try so hard to make vegetables taste like it?

colfax RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

@redenchilada When we roast a turkey here it gets covered in bacon to keep the meat from drying out.

colfax derps

@greenenchilada I think you answered your own question there.

colfax Bit Shift

@bitshift What about alpaca lips?

colfax Gherkin ☑️ , RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

@redenchilada @thelastgherkin http://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/

colfax Toksyuryel

@toksyuryel Got that right.

colfax rnbwdsh27

@rnbwdsh27 Stop spamming.

colfax Caim

@anarchycarcino Yeah, I know, back when it happened some people seemed to think it was news and they kept analyzing it over and over again.

colfax Caim

@anarchycarcino I like the fact that the guy manages to tag two people with that shot.

colfax Caim

@anarchycarcino http://ur1.ca/b3x85

colfax Caim

@anarchycarcino I have an animated gif of that and Snooki getting punched that I watch when I need to raise my mood.