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  1. WHY AM I LISTENING TO FOOTSTEPS?!

    Saturday, 01-Oct-11 22:20:48 UTC from web
    1. @seanthesheep BECAUSE THE KILLER'S BEHIND YOU WITH A KNIFE AAAIIIIEEEEE!!!

      Saturday, 01-Oct-11 22:21:26 UTC from web
      1. @scribuscooper Nah, he'd step on some lego.

        Saturday, 01-Oct-11 22:22:22 UTC from web
        1. @seanthesheep Ah, the old Macaulay Culkin defense.

          Saturday, 01-Oct-11 22:23:21 UTC from web
          1. @scribuscooper No, I think that is an elaborate trap that ends up shooting someone in the eye with a crossbow with a crayon, having charges pressed on you and being fined thousands of pounds. #

            Saturday, 01-Oct-11 22:24:49 UTC from web
            1. @seanthesheep Which is why the attitude in the States is to shoot to kill - dead men file no suits. =/

              Saturday, 01-Oct-11 22:25:56 UTC from web
              1. @scribuscooper Nah, when I kill people, I leave no trace of it ever having happened. That means clubbing them from behind, freezing them, sawing them up and putting them through a garden shredder into a river.

                Saturday, 01-Oct-11 22:27:54 UTC from web