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  1. Tell me a joke

    Tuesday, 26-Aug-14 23:38:29 UTC from web
    1. @mastertdi your face ah ha ha

      Tuesday, 26-Aug-14 23:40:55 UTC from web
      1. @awlv2 http://pny.lv/3tj6

        Tuesday, 26-Aug-14 23:42:56 UTC from web
    2. @mastertdi The internal organs are all gathered around, they are debating who among them should be king, Heart speaks up first, "I should be Ruler, I keep the blood pumping around the body to keep the being alive!" And Lungs interjects, "AH! But, you would be useless with out me and respiration!" as the Liver Retorts, "I keep the being alive by breaking down sugars!" And the kidneys add they "Keep the blood clean and free of impurities." ... And, then mangoes yells, "I should be the Ruler!" of course all the organs laugh, "Why should you be the Ruler when you are on the bottom?!" Heart attacks. apples, being yelled at, goes and shuts itself away. 2 weeks later, the Body is getting lethargic, the heart is pumping very softly and frailly, every one is in pain, so, they all unanimously agree, kiwi should be Ruler. So, murdock releases and every thing is better. The point is, you don't have to be a some body, you can be an... asshole! (I think that was the punchline... I forgot!)

      Tuesday, 26-Aug-14 23:47:49 UTC from web
      1. @metaltao valiant effort 5/10

        Tuesday, 26-Aug-14 23:49:23 UTC from web
    3. @mastertdi Your fa- DAMMIT

      Tuesday, 26-Aug-14 23:48:48 UTC from web
      1. @ellis ellis no pls

        Tuesday, 26-Aug-14 23:49:40 UTC from web
      2. @ellis ELLIE! YOU ARE STILL HERE! What happened? Or are you Ellie? My paranoia doesn't believ you.

        Tuesday, 26-Aug-14 23:50:17 UTC from web
        1. @metaltao I am Ellis. Ellie's evil twin brother.

          Tuesday, 26-Aug-14 23:50:45 UTC from web
          1. @ellis Do you like Horses Ellis? http://rainbowdash.net/url/774558

            Tuesday, 26-Aug-14 23:51:24 UTC from web
            1. @metaltao No.

              Tuesday, 26-Aug-14 23:58:33 UTC from web
              1. @ellis AM... I reading this right?

                Wednesday, 27-Aug-14 00:00:27 UTC from web
                1. @metaltao I have no idea.

                  Wednesday, 27-Aug-14 00:00:45 UTC from web
                  1. @ellis Not good!

                    Wednesday, 27-Aug-14 00:02:15 UTC from web
                    1. @metaltao I'm too AMERICAN for ponies. Unlike my filthy Canadian sister.

                      Wednesday, 27-Aug-14 00:03:50 UTC from web