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  1. so, i really dont want the 3rd WW to happen. i dont want to go to war against my will

    Sunday, 31-Aug-14 02:47:50 UTC from web
    1. @mushi See, there's a trick that people used over here to get away from conscription: Rub a chili thoroughly against your butt hole before going to the medical exams, and if you're lucky you'll be able to argue you have hemorroids and go home.

      Sunday, 31-Aug-14 02:57:06 UTC from web
      1. @nerthos I

        Sunday, 31-Aug-14 02:58:04 UTC from web
        1. @redenchilada It's stupid but it worked more than once.

          Sunday, 31-Aug-14 02:58:32 UTC from web
      2. @nerthos Sounds more effective than putting peanut butter there and then eating it..

        Sunday, 31-Aug-14 02:58:55 UTC from web
        1. @awlditzy @mushi Also friends used to pretend to be homo because gays weren't allowed in the army, but thanks to the last few decades that's not an option anymore.

          Sunday, 31-Aug-14 03:00:24 UTC from web
          1. @nerthos yes, some people already ried that and the only result was a that they had gay experiences.

            Sunday, 31-Aug-14 03:01:29 UTC from web
            1. @mushi Thanks obama

              Sunday, 31-Aug-14 03:02:34 UTC from web
          2. @nerthos Shortly after reaching base one of the cooks, Aleksei, told us the peanut butter story. Good way to wind down.

            Sunday, 31-Aug-14 03:01:36 UTC from web
            1. @awlditzy How does that work, even? You get leave for E. Coli?

              Sunday, 31-Aug-14 03:02:17 UTC from web
              1. @nerthos I think like section 8, you're insane because it looks like you're eating your own cherries?

                Sunday, 31-Aug-14 03:03:01 UTC from web
                1. @awlditzy Oh, right, insanity

                  Sunday, 31-Aug-14 03:03:23 UTC from web
      3. @nerthos hah, in the last world war there were some mass marriages because the maried men didnt have to go.

        Sunday, 31-Aug-14 02:59:06 UTC from web