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so, i really dont want the 3rd WW to happen. i dont want to go to war against my will
Sunday, 31-Aug-14 02:47:50 UTC from web-
@mushi See, there's a trick that people used over here to get away from conscription: Rub a chili thoroughly against your butt hole before going to the medical exams, and if you're lucky you'll be able to argue you have hemorroids and go home.
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@redenchilada It's stupid but it worked more than once.
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@nerthos Sounds more effective than putting peanut butter there and then eating it..
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@nerthos hah, in the last world war there were some mass marriages because the maried men didnt have to go.
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@nerthos yes, some people already ried that and the only result was a that they had gay experiences.
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@nerthos Shortly after reaching base one of the cooks, Aleksei, told us the peanut butter story. Good way to wind down.
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@awlditzy How does that work, even? You get leave for E. Coli?
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@mushi Thanks obama
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@nerthos I think like section 8, you're insane because it looks like you're eating your own cherries?
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@awlditzy Oh, right, insanity
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