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Those campers who are out to defend their sexuality from being stolen from them by kissing-conducive sleeping arrangements are far from crazy! All kinds of things can turn you gay at a moment’s notice! Here’s a short list of things guaranteed to turn you gay instantly and irreversibly.
♥ Getting bitten by a radioactive gay person.
♥ Getting caught in a nuclear reactor with a gay person.
♥ Getting caught in a belt of cosmic gay radiation.
♥ Testing a teleporter on yourself, realizing all-too-late that there is a gay person trapped in there with you, and having your DNA all jumbled up so that you slowly turn into a gay person which ruins your relationship with Geena Davis.
♥ Being born gay.
♥ Gay serum.
So watch out, clearly the world is out to turn you gay against your will, and if you’re not careful how close your buddy’s face gets to your face, you might just end up suddenly and inexplicably having a different sexual preference!Saturday, 13-Sep-14 23:48:03 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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@mastertdi What if I share a bag of chips with a gay person? Could that turn me gay? D:
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@mastertdi The government is secretly putting gay serum in the drinking water.
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@redenchilada Do not provoke the gay. In a sneaky act of self-defense, they will secrete a sexuality-changing enzyme from under their fingernails. Wear gloves and ensure the gay does not feel threatened or unsafe. Perhaps play some Barry White and keep them warm with your body.
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@m14brony That explains so much.
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@mastertdi What else would explain gay marriage being legalized across large swathes of the United States in such a short historical period?
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@mastertdi Do not feed the gay
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@m14brony Lizards. And the lizard king Obama.
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@nerthos Salty foods activate their feral gay urges.
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@nerthos All of whom have access to the public drinking water supplies.
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@m14brony Wake up America
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@nerthos The gay lizards are being bankrolled by communist Jews from outer space.
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@m14brony And yet the population is none the wiser.
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@mastertdi Take your gay control pills every day to avoid contracting the gay from contaminated surfaces!
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@nerthos They are completely oblivious of Leon Trotsky's Bolshevik mothership orbiting the planet.
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@redenchilada But do gay control pills protect someone from my bisexuality contaminating RDN?
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@nerthos The gay mind control is unstoppable.