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Tuesday, 10-Mar-15 21:32:04 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I've never even heard of this film before.
Tuesday, 10-Mar-15 21:32:52 UTC from web-
@northernnarwhal This 3:24 excerpt is the only good part of it.
Tuesday, 10-Mar-15 21:33:46 UTC from web -
@northernnarwhal That, and it granted my childhood an action figure of Joey Tribbiani. http://pny.lv/d5m2
Tuesday, 10-Mar-15 21:34:36 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin It's hard to think of Matt LeBlanc as anything other than that character
Tuesday, 10-Mar-15 21:37:36 UTC from web-
@northernnarwhal Well Joey was an actor, so the film is improved vastly if we imagine it's Joey playing Major West.
Tuesday, 10-Mar-15 21:39:57 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin What's the film even about?
Tuesday, 10-Mar-15 21:40:57 UTC from web-
@northernnarwhal Facetious answer: it's about some guys and they get lost in space. Actual answer: terrorists try to destroy peace, so this family space mission hyperdrives through the Sun and ends up in a postapocalyptic future where everything is spiders. Also the climax hinges on a time paradox that remains unresolved and thus impossible.
Tuesday, 10-Mar-15 21:43:21 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I imagine that even if I went and watched the actual film I'd be just as confused as I am reading that explanation.
Tuesday, 10-Mar-15 21:45:10 UTC from web-
@northernnarwhal It's so stupid. The opening narration is like "in the future, it is peaceful. Also, there are terrorists." William Hurt is bored the entire time, Gary Oldman is obviously evil, they introduce a cute CGI alien that serves the plot in no way, the time travel part seems to come out of nowhere, and Joey's character is super rapey.
Tuesday, 10-Mar-15 21:48:39 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin How did they get so many talented actors on board for something so obviously terrible?
Tuesday, 10-Mar-15 21:50:07 UTC from web-
@northernnarwhal See: Food Fight
Tuesday, 10-Mar-15 21:50:21 UTC from web-
Tuesday, 10-Mar-15 21:50:36 UTC from web
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Tuesday, 10-Mar-15 21:53:25 UTC from web
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@northernnarwhal They threw a shockton of money at it because they were hoping it'd be successful enough to franchise up in this b-word.
Tuesday, 10-Mar-15 21:53:47 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Gosh, money really is the root of all evil.
Tuesday, 10-Mar-15 21:54:16 UTC from web-
@northernnarwhal Hollywood cashes in on nostalgia and fandom so people will give them their money.
Tuesday, 10-Mar-15 21:56:45 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin See: Marvel
Tuesday, 10-Mar-15 21:57:24 UTC from web-
@northernnarwhal I hope none of the Avengers die in the next movie! Oh wait they're all marked down for highly publicised sequels.
Tuesday, 10-Mar-15 22:00:58 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin The world is saved! ...until 2 to 3 years from now.
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@northernnarwhal The issue is that it isn't one of those movies that's confusing and hard to follow because the plot is really in depth and complicated, it's the type of movie that is confusing because it makes no sense and the script was probably written in about twenty minutes.
Tuesday, 10-Mar-15 21:50:09 UTC from web-
@zazie Well yeah, I got that. That's what I meant. I'm trying to wrap my head around how someone could actually come up with something like that and have other people all approve it and agree its a coherent and sound piece of work.
Tuesday, 10-Mar-15 21:52:36 UTC from web
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