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The Protagonist , the Phallus Monster
A Fantasy Novel
by Polarbear
In an Igloo there lived a white, aromatic Phallus Monster named The Protagonist . Not a gay fat, autistic Igloo, filled with Cocks and a black smell, nor yet an irritated, elegant, comical Igloo with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a Phallus Monster-Igloo, and that means Arousal.
One day, after a troubling visit from the Crocogator His Nameless Partner , The Protagonist leaves his Igloo and sets out in search of three broken Papper clips. A quest undertaken in the company of Elephants, Crime-fighting Kangaroos and terrible apples.Friday, 29-May-15 09:48:18 UTC from web- Light and Coltzerino like this.
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In the search for the Crocogator-guarded Papper clips, The Protagonist surprises even himself with his Basketweaving and skill as a Plumber.
During his travels, The Protagonist rescues a Cuccumber, an heirloom belonging to His Nameless Partner. But when His Nameless Partner refuses to try Parkour, their friendship is over.
However, His Nameless Partner is wounded at the Battle of Gettysburg and the two reconcile just before The Protagonist engages in some serious Parkour.
The Protagonist accepts one of the three broken Papper clips and returns home to his Igloo a very wealthy Phallus Monster. -
@polarbear I love papper clips
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@polarbear "Crime-fighting Kangaroos and terrible apples." was this meant to be apples or is it censored because Im not sure.
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@polarbear What
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@polarbear So what you're saying is that the main villains of your story are terrible African Americans?
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@riley no silly, they join the main character on his journey
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@polarbear Oh well in that case
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@pandabear Who knows, maybe they steal the last slice of pizza right before you can and eat it really slow.
