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1. Hotpotato Butterfingers

   I JUST GOT THE MOST SEXIST FORTUNE COOKIE

   Friday, 24-Jul-15 01:14:03 UTC from web
   • Narwhal

     @spots What did it say?

     Friday, 24-Jul-15 01:14:38 UTC in context
   • Hotpotato Butterfingers Narwhal

     @northernnarwhal "A man's most valuable possession is a sympathetic wife" I'M SO A N G R Y

     Friday, 24-Jul-15 01:15:28 UTC in context
   • Narwhal

     @spots everything about that is so absolutely wrong in every way

     Friday, 24-Jul-15 01:17:30 UTC in context
   • Luna.

     @spots Quick! Feed it to Tumblr!

     Friday, 24-Jul-15 01:18:19 UTC in context
   • Hotpotato Butterfingers Narwhal

     @northernnarwhal I'm so mad

     Friday, 24-Jul-15 01:18:34 UTC in context
   • Narwhal Luna.

     @bobo that fortune is legitimate sexism in the form of a terrible regressive gender stereotype

     Friday, 24-Jul-15 01:20:21 UTC in context
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   • Narwhal

     @spots Nothing beats this classic fortune I once got http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/825269

     
     Friday, 24-Jul-15 01:27:04 UTC in context
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   • Luna. Narwhal

     @northernnarwhal Everyday Chinese words and phrases printed on the back of every fortune!

     Friday, 24-Jul-15 01:29:29 UTC in context
   • MetalTao Narwhal

     @northernnarwhal Did that fortune call you a dick for not knowing Chinese?

     Friday, 24-Jul-15 01:29:49 UTC in context
   • Narwhal MetalTao

     @metaltao It's uh, telling me something, that's for sure

     Friday, 24-Jul-15 01:30:32 UTC in context
   • Narwhal Luna.

     @bobo In fairness it is probably just referring to a chicken but it's a hilariously unfortunate translation nonetheless.

     Friday, 24-Jul-15 01:31:37 UTC in context
   • RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

     @spots turn me into a sandwich

     Friday, 24-Jul-15 01:45:39 UTC in context