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Friday, 23-Oct-15 02:57:48 UTC from web-
@yodeleerie sorry I was busy looking at dicks
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@rarity nah I figured most other people are just too smart to really want to talk to me since I have nothing to add to anything
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@yodeleerie I'm appleposting and talking about my grapeed brain how is that smart
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@rarity you're talking to me though
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@yodeleerie hell yeah i am
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@rarity i'm sorry you've made such a poor decision tonight
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@yodeleerie my worst decision today was to buy subway when I have no money
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@rarity That's not the worst decision I've heard
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@yodeleerie it WAS rly tasty
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@rarity I love subway honestly, even if they judge me for not wanting any extra sauces on mine
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@yodeleerie by extra you mean "xtra" or like you don't get any squeezed on
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@rarity none squeezed on
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@yodeleerie I need the sauce because fat
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@rarity There's just no sauce I like because I'm a picky eater
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@yodeleerie my mouth is litereally a garbage dump, the subway people have trouble closing my sandwiches
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@rarity holy cherry that's amazing
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@yodeleerie chicken-bacon-lettuce-red onion-jalapeños-banana peppers-pickles-SPICY SAUCE
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@rarity jesus man
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@yodeleerie This belly didn't grow itself
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@rarity my belly's getting bigger and I'm upset
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@yodeleerie me too
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@rarity Mine is usually turkey-shredded cheese-lettuce-pickles-jalapeños-banana peppers-green olives-black olives-cucumbers-spicy sauce
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@nightmarenarwhal toasted, too
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@nightmarenarwhal you fiiiiine
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@nightmarenarwhal >OLIVES
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@yodeleerie more for squeezing
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@rarity But less for the curves I one day hope to have
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@yodeleerie I'm insecure about my image
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@nightmarenarwhal me too
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@yodeleerie belly to thigh transplant incoming
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@nightmarenarwhal olives are sea-devil apples
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@rarity oh damn, is that true? Better come out to my parents asap
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@rarity Aww, but #fineladies look so good with a little
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@yodeleerie Hope that goes over okay for you when you do come out
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@nightmarenarwhal it won't, my parents suck
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@yodeleerie I mean, I think so? How many guys do you see that are normal weight but have a huge gut? I think I read it scientifically once but I'm pretty sure it's the case
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@rarity That does make sense. Plus girls have softer skin and junk which will be nice
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@nightmarenarwhal the economic problems the Mediterranean is facing today is a direct karmic reaction to cultivating olives
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@yodeleerie I'd kill for nice ski
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@yodeleerie That's so true, my skin is terrible
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@yodeleerie skin, whatever
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@nightmarenarwhal in prehistory Olives were natural to Persia but were brought to Syria, Palestine, and then on to Greece thousands and thousands of years ago
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@rarity I would too, my skin is so bad especially right after I shave
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@nightmarenarwhal me too
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@yodeleerie well you'll also grow WAY less body and facial hair once you start HRT
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@rarity and what does grow will be thinner and softer which is SO NICE
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@nightmarenarwhal dammit I was just making a joke ;^;
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@rarity it's hard to tell because there is actually some truth in what you're saying, poe's law and all that
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@nightmarenarwhal well even when I joke I want to be right
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@yodeleerie little fuzzy hairs are cute. Makes it seem like a person is glowing
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@rarity For me it depends, usually I'll exaggerate more for comedic effect but if I'm feeling particularly cheeky I'll be really dry about it
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@rarity I love them, I don't get when guys say girls should shave their arms??? There's like just the perfect amount of hair on an average girl's arms and it's great
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@yodeleerie soooooo nice
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@rarity yeeeeeeeee
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@yodeleerie you're gonna be so pretty
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@rarity I literally can't wait. I'm gonna be hot af
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@yodeleerie YAS
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@yodeleerie you're already cute so now you'll be even cuter <3333
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@rarity <3333
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@nightmarenarwhal shush, nooo
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@yodeleerie he's right though
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@rarity i'm gross
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@yodeleerie I'm gonna put butterscotch and cinnamon on you and call you a cutie pie
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@yodeleerie only in the language where "gross" means "not gross and awesome"
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@rarity no i'm the worst :CCCC
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@nightmarenarwhal that;s cheating
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@yodeleerie non
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@yodeleerie I know ;))
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@rarity shushhh
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@nightmarenarwhal Whyyyyy
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@yodeleerie NEVERR
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@rarity why do you hate me
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@yodeleerie that is literally the opposite sentiment I am emoting
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@rarity but but
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@yodeleerie because love and such
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@yodeleerie butt
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@yodeleerie svp
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@rarity nice, i love those
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@yodeleerie you've got one you know
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@nightmarenarwhal i don't speak smart people
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@rarity I do but it's gross
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@nightmarenarwhal double confirm
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@yodeleerie "s'il vous plaît"
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@nightmarenarwhal Oh yeah that's right
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@nightmarenarwhal @rarity WRONNNGG
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@yodeleerie nah we're 2right
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@nightmarenarwhal NOPE, my butt is lame af
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@yodeleerie nah I'd rank your butt in top tier if butts had tiers
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@nightmarenarwhal mannnn
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@yodeleerie Your butt's so high tier its smoothness is the competitive choice for wavedashing on Final Bed-stination
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@nightmarenarwhal You serious right now? I love you
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@yodeleerie I love you too ♥♥♥♥♥
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@nightmarenarwhal <3<3<3
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@yodeleerie ye
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@nightmarenarwhal skypu
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@yodeleerie okiee
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