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  1. Zenneth Zenneth

    Events that happened in Dragon's Dogma:
    >enter crypt
    >open Sarcophagus
    >cutscene: skeleton rises gets covered in bananaty armor and gets a glowing eye
    >psh, not even as scary as Sans (Hell, you're not even as scary as Sir Daniel Fortesque), bet you don't even know how to blue
    >[expelative]-ass skeleton emits a low growl
    >It would be more intimidating if you just screamed "I AM EEEEEVIL" with Skeletor's voice
    >Battle Start
    >Pawn gets behind Skeledude
    >Grabs hold of skeledude
    >Execute::Highschool_Bully_Routine_4
    >proceed to deliver the most once-sided beating of this skeleton's unlife
    >skeledude escapes Pawn's hold
    >Pawn Grabs him again
    >THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
    >Keel Mr. Bones
    >Get 2k exp and neat new armor
    >doot.wav

    Monday, 04-Jul-16 22:58:22 UTC from web