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  1. I have recently become aware that there are rumors going around saying I am a werejaguar. Let me dispel them once and for all by stating that I certainly have never crushed the skulls of my prey with a super-powerful bite (without flossing afterwards), stalked underneath the jungle canopies at dusk (outside of Nicaragua), or transformed into a vicious apex predator when the moon is full (werejaguars are transformed under the full light of Mars).

    Monday, 28-Mar-16 13:32:30 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
    1. @hector If you're one can I pet you

      Friday, 09-Dec-16 21:54:43 UTC from web
      1. @nerthos yes. But I'm not. I were one.

        Friday, 09-Dec-16 22:06:46 UTC from gs.smuglo.li