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Tuesday, 12-Jul-11 18:40:31 UTC from web
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@haganbmj When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
Tuesday, 12-Jul-11 18:41:12 UTC from web-
@mrdragon I love that rant so so much - I found a poster online and wanted to order it, but just never did.
Tuesday, 12-Jul-11 18:42:01 UTC from web-
@haganbmj This one. Now this one I had a mouth full of milk at the time. And I couldn't keep a grip I burst mysides when I heard it. Good news is, the lab boys say the symptoms of asbestos poisoning show a median latency of forty-four point six years, so if you're thirty or older, you're laughing. Worst case scenario, you miss out on a few rounds of canasta, plus you forwarded the cause of science by three centuries. I punch those numbers into my calculator and it makes a happy face.
Tuesday, 12-Jul-11 18:42:59 UTC from web-
Tuesday, 12-Jul-11 19:34:47 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
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