Notices by Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker), page 54

  1. "that is the 5th time you got my preferred gender pronoun wrong, what is wrong with you, you remembered the names of all pokemon !!!" ... So I put on my most icy look and said "Yeah, I only know like 151, and that is just because of Mew, but mostly because Charmanders don't go 'Squirtle ! Squirtle !' ... So unless if you want to be called a dictionary I guess your point is moot". So xir appologised and that was the most straightforward conversation I had all day... Just kidding, xir threw a tantrum and walked out of my office... Some people I guess ?

    Thursday, 17-Mar-16 15:43:26 UTC from web
  2. Why do people around this dump suddenly started calling things "zambies" ? Did I miss anything ? Either a TV show or a free speech-impediment ?

    Thursday, 17-Mar-16 11:59:35 UTC from web
  3. @mushi Dying a lot to collect a thingie. Congrats you are a true gamer :)

    Thursday, 17-Mar-16 00:38:12 UTC from MuSTArDroid in context
  4. I recieved a call just now ( past midnight ) from the guy whom just loaned my phone-charger some 4 hours ago. "Yeah, ehmm, I" he began "I suddenly smelled something funny, turns out your charger rolled into one of my candles while it was lit. I'll buy you a new one, ohkay ?" ... Definitely deserves a place in the "after midnight weird phonecalls" top 10

    Thursday, 17-Mar-16 00:36:32 UTC from MuSTArDroid
  5. @scribus My first thoughts were "I know a coulple of ladies who would probably like it there, they have the whole princess vibe going on, and probably a broad array of gala dresses, yet always complain about being cold"... And then I realised that you were probably talking about non dress/gala balls

    Thursday, 17-Mar-16 00:28:17 UTC from MuSTArDroid in context
  6. Message to future self, If you ever get an awesome custom tailored tuxedo, take a picture while holding a tee bit perhaps too fluffy cat. It makes you look like a Bond villain.

    Wednesday, 16-Mar-16 21:01:46 UTC from web
  7. "You know what you should do ? You should go bingewatch some Digimon seasons ! yeah !" ... ehmm, sure kid, I'll just go ask a few other people before about this first though. ... soo, can anyone tell me why I should or shouldn't ?

    Wednesday, 16-Mar-16 18:26:05 UTC from web
  8. Today I learned that Geordi La Forge and the Narrator from Captain Planet are the same person.

    Wednesday, 16-Mar-16 16:20:21 UTC from web
  9. @hfaust Sorta rough on the technicalities, but yes, Buzzfeed is a virus. And it is a very nasty one at that.

    Wednesday, 16-Mar-16 15:36:19 UTC from web in context
  10. ... Just between me and you, I think that most Redditors have a REALLY bloated "I am right therefore you are wrong" ego.

    Wednesday, 16-Mar-16 15:34:18 UTC from web
  11. @thelastgherkin I'll do that oce I'm off duty

    Wednesday, 16-Mar-16 14:48:57 UTC from MuSTArDroid in context
  12. @m14brony Because she whispers awesome idea's and thoughts into your ears ?

    Wednesday, 16-Mar-16 14:48:34 UTC from MuSTArDroid in context
  13. @m14brony The sollution is simple. Do not go to bed :)

    Wednesday, 16-Mar-16 11:20:22 UTC from web in context
  14. Note to self, if you want Italians to look at you like you are crazy, just say "fetta di torta" whenever something is a piece of cake.

    Wednesday, 16-Mar-16 11:04:17 UTC from web
  15. @thelastgherkin New Thunderbirds ?

    Wednesday, 16-Mar-16 11:03:32 UTC from web in context
  16. @m14brony I think @adiwan kinda beat you there bud

    Wednesday, 16-Mar-16 11:02:41 UTC from web in context
  17. @thelastgherkin Aww, and now I feel like honouring her memory by watching some Thunderbirds.

    Wednesday, 16-Mar-16 09:30:12 UTC from web in context
  18. @adiwan Really ? I thought that was a cheap Chinese knockoff

    Wednesday, 16-Mar-16 09:25:03 UTC from web in context
  19. Today in things I really wish I had forgotten about, Disney's Doug.

    Why does my own brain hate me ?

    Wednesday, 16-Mar-16 09:22:01 UTC from web
  20. @m14brony But the old NES zapper is orange

    Wednesday, 16-Mar-16 08:11:37 UTC from web in context
  21. @heavensfeel Points for you my good man :)

    Wednesday, 16-Mar-16 08:10:29 UTC from web in context
  22. @metaltao Found a hater

    Wednesday, 16-Mar-16 08:09:59 UTC from web in context
  23. @razzleberry And then we'll be just in a less fluffy world for a while untill the haters find a new target. How about we kill the haters instead ? You know, in the name of progress :+

    Tuesday, 15-Mar-16 21:12:34 UTC from web in context
  24. https://youtu.be/-KlsaD7tGD0 ... Pretty sure that the Nostalgia Critic has just saved me my sanity, and the price of a bucket of gasoline, within the first minute.

    Tuesday, 15-Mar-16 21:10:28 UTC from web
  25. @adiwan Why am I suddenly reminded of "getbackers" ? ... Some anime that has been pushed on me some LAN party like 12 years ago. From what I remember it was about a few guys who stole back what has been stolen from other people, in turn-of-the-century animoo bullcrap... But yeah, sound awesome

    Tuesday, 15-Mar-16 21:08:18 UTC from web in context
  26. @adiwan Alternative idea's ? Him opening up a school for adventurers or something ?

    Tuesday, 15-Mar-16 20:54:21 UTC from web in context
  27. Things learned from old movies. Firstly, wearing an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on your back makes you a badass. ... Or at least that is how I choose to remember it.

    Tuesday, 15-Mar-16 20:51:32 UTC from web in context
  28. @adiwan Not at all, but it sounds fun.

    Tuesday, 15-Mar-16 19:59:38 UTC from web in context
  29. @adiwan Since I really do not see kids even getting into military semi-legal gambling stuff, I am going to ask. What is Pog gambling in this case ?

    Tuesday, 15-Mar-16 19:50:58 UTC from web in context
  30. @adiwan The real question is, what do those children owe whom a lot of money to ? I mean, it could be Skooma

    Tuesday, 15-Mar-16 19:37:13 UTC from web in context