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zeldatra: "Hey Ronald." "Bad day?" "I'll say." "Well you can fix that by stuffing your fat bananasing face with chicken nuggets from McDonalds
zeldatra's status on Sunday, 04-Jan-15 17:08:17 UTC
"Hey Ronald." "Bad day?" "I'll say." "Well you can fix that by stuffing your fat applesing face with chicken nuggets from McDonalds
zeldatra: Fun fact about American Dad: Seth won't touch that show with a ten foot pole and as a result it's infinitely better than his other shows.
zeldatra's status on Wednesday, 31-Dec-14 17:16:07 UTC
Fun fact about American Dad: Seth won't touch that show with a ten foot pole and as a result it's infinitely better than his other shows.
thelastgherkin: Two brothers raised in isolation due to the danger of the elder's unexplained ice powers - but when their father Odin dies, Thor and Loki find themselves running the kingdom. After Thor's ice powers are revealed publicly, he escapes to an ice castle up on the mountain, accidentally causing an eternal winter. Asgard's last hope lies with Loki talking his brother down. I call it: The Mighty Thaw.
thelastgherkin's status on Tuesday, 30-Dec-14 09:41:25 UTC
Two brothers raised in isolation due to the danger of the elder's unexplained ice powers - but when their father Odin dies, Thor and Loki find themselves running the kingdom. After Thor's ice powers are revealed publicly, he escapes to an ice castle up on the mountain, accidentally causing an eternal winter. Asgard's last hope lies with Loki talking his brother down. I call it: The Mighty Thaw.
zeldatra: @awlditzy Then no, I was just implying that you think about cutting dongs off all day
zeldatra's status on Monday, 29-Dec-14 02:03:21 UTC
@awlditzy Then no, I was just implying that you think about cutting dongs off all day
zeldatra's status on Monday, 29-Dec-14 01:42:22 UTC
awl: You shut up and eat the damned lemons.
awl's status on Sunday, 28-Dec-14 19:18:40 UTC
narwhal: @mastertdi Life doesn't give refunds
narwhal's status on Sunday, 28-Dec-14 19:14:17 UTC
@mastertdi Life doesn't give refunds
metaltao's status on Saturday, 27-Dec-14 06:24:07 UTC
zeldatra: You're an asshole, Matthew C. You're as evil as can be~ You're slimier than Romney, More problematic than Ron Paul Matthew C~! I wouldn't be surprised if you voted for Hitler in the last election... Because he's a good public speaker~!
zeldatra's status on Saturday, 20-Dec-14 03:47:58 UTC
You're an asshole, Matthew C. You're as evil as can be~ You're slimier than Romney, More problematic than Ron Paul Matthew C~! I wouldn't be surprised if you voted for Hitler in the last election... Because he's a good public speaker~!
liquidusmira's status on Saturday, 20-Dec-14 02:25:56 UTC
@northernnarwhal DAMN YOU
narwhal: @redenchilada In context, Freud also did copious amounts of cocaine.
narwhal's status on Friday, 19-Dec-14 01:05:24 UTC
@redenchilada In context, Freud also did copious amounts of cocaine.
zeldatra: You are a puppeteer working for Henson's Workshop. While at the office late at night, the Kermit muppet comes to life and speaks to you. "It's your turn to be the puppet." He violently shoves his little frog hand into your asshole, killing you instantly. Five Nights at Hensons.
zeldatra's status on Saturday, 20-Dec-14 00:33:35 UTC
You are a puppeteer working for Henson's Workshop. While at the office late at night, the Kermit muppet comes to life and speaks to you. "It's your turn to be the puppet." He violently shoves his little frog hand into your asshole, killing you instantly. Five Nights at Hensons.
elli: "He just kept yelling at us to 'porn him'" -Tyler 2014
elli's status on Friday, 19-Dec-14 00:48:40 UTC
"He just kept yelling at us to 'porn him'" -Tyler 2014
tiff: I anything can't do right since because pickles
tiff's status on Friday, 19-Dec-14 00:43:30 UTC
I anything can't do right since because pickles
zeldatra: btw if you try searching "The Interview" on torrenting websites, you're gonna get a similarly titled porno starring Alyssa Lynn
zeldatra's status on Friday, 19-Dec-14 00:31:29 UTC
btw if you try searching "The Interview" on torrenting websites, you're gonna get a similarly titled porno starring Alyssa Lynn
mushi: i go on the internerd to look at sites on the world wide weeb
mushi's status on Thursday, 18-Dec-14 23:07:25 UTC
i go on the internerd to look at sites on the world wide weeb
zeldatra: Let's just actually melt Kim Jong Un's face off. That sounds like a fun summer project.
zeldatra's status on Friday, 19-Dec-14 00:14:08 UTC
Let's just actually melt Kim Jong Un's face off. That sounds like a fun summer project.
thelastgherkin's status on Thursday, 18-Dec-14 16:16:30 UTC
http://pny.lv/8f34
awl: She was living in a room with two other individuals: one of them was a male and the other one, heh, a female. God only knows what they were up to in there. Furthermore, Susan, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised that all three of them habitually smoked marijuana cigarettes. Bepis *reggae plays*
awl's status on Monday, 15-Dec-14 19:45:33 UTC
She was living in a room with two other individuals: one of them was a male and the other one, heh, a female. God only knows what they were up to in there. Furthermore, Susan, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised that all three of them habitually smoked marijuana cigarettes. Bepis *reggae plays*
zeldatra: @saintnichawlas Okay well "the government puts you on a list and sends you to Poland" can mean one of two things and I know way more about Hitler than I do about Obama so
zeldatra's status on Tuesday, 16-Dec-14 02:51:00 UTC
@saintnichawlas Okay well "the government puts you on a list and sends you to Poland" can mean one of two things and I know way more about Hitler than I do about Obama so
spots: @derpy128 bananass is an example of what mods will do if somebody is rulebreaking
spots's status on Sunday, 14-Dec-14 22:41:03 UTC
@derpy128 bananass is an example of what mods will do if somebody is rulebreaking
spots's status on Sunday, 14-Dec-14 17:03:45 UTC
scribus: @redenchilada Because I still haven't drank enough brain cells to death?
scribus's status on Sunday, 14-Dec-14 16:44:42 UTC
@redenchilada Because I still haven't drank enough brain cells to death?
stumperman: @derpy128 WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DREAM. NOW IT'S NOTHING BUT INTERNET TRIVIA AND CELEBRITY BULLbananas
stumperman's status on Sunday, 14-Dec-14 06:36:03 UTC
@derpy128 WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DREAM. NOW IT'S NOTHING BUT INTERNET TRIVIA AND CELEBRITY BULLcherries
tiff: This Pikachu biker gang with tattoos and facial hair walked by and my friend said are those females and I said "no it's a few man chu"
tiff's status on Saturday, 13-Dec-14 20:34:17 UTC
This Pikachu biker gang with tattoos and facial hair walked by and my friend said are those females and I said "no it's a few man chu"
nerthos: @m14brony We're casually debating things on a horse site. If I wanted to write a monograph with dozens of corroborated sources I'd do it at an university or congress and likely get something out of it, be it recognition, a title or payment.
nerthos's status on Saturday, 13-Dec-14 05:45:03 UTC
@m14brony We're casually debating things on a horse site. If I wanted to write a monograph with dozens of corroborated sources I'd do it at an university or congress and likely get something out of it, be it recognition, a title or payment.
m14brony: @nerthos If I used your methods in a basic critical thinking course I was required to take, I would have failed the course. You simply make assertions and you expect me to take your word as good coin. I never expected anyone to take my word as good coin, and this is why I posted links to sources. Your method explains nothing. Who these "undesirables" are and how they wreck things isn't explained, the prevalence of the public hospital conditions you describe isn't explained. How many of them have this problem? Ten percent in one province? Thirty percent nationwide? All if them nationwide? And even if we assume all of them have such problems, why is that? Is it under-investment as my sources note when it comes to public hospitals with such problems? Is it an inherent flaw in universal healthcare? Is it because of Bob Saget? Nothing is explained. None if your arguments are corroborated.
m14brony's status on Saturday, 13-Dec-14 05:40:15 UTC
@nerthos If I used your methods in a basic critical thinking course I was required to take, I would have failed the course. You simply make assertions and you expect me to take your word as good coin. I never expected anyone to take my word as good coin, and this is why I posted links to sources. Your method explains nothing. Who these "undesirables" are and how they wreck things isn't explained, the prevalence of the public hospital conditions you describe isn't explained. How many of them have this problem? Ten percent in one province? Thirty percent nationwide? All if them nationwide? And even if we assume all of them have such problems, why is that? Is it under-investment as my sources note when it comes to public hospitals with such problems? Is it an inherent flaw in universal healthcare? Is it because of Bob Saget? Nothing is explained. None if your arguments are corroborated.
adiwan: There is MLP merch for everything. I'm curious how a house would look like if the persons living in had everything replaced with official MLP merch (bath rugs, towels, dishes, glasses, headphones, scooter, notebooks, blankets, clock, shower curtain, toothbrush (+ cup, toothpaste), wall paper (sticker), curtains, desk lamp, backpack, piggy bank, family photos replaced by ponies, pillows, bicycle, storage boxes, clothing.... It would be utterly ridiculous.
adiwan's status on Friday, 12-Dec-14 20:00:00 UTC
There is MLP merch for everything. I'm curious how a house would look like if the persons living in had everything replaced with official MLP merch (bath rugs, towels, dishes, glasses, headphones, scooter, notebooks, blankets, clock, shower curtain, toothbrush (+ cup, toothpaste), wall paper (sticker), curtains, desk lamp, backpack, piggy bank, family photos replaced by ponies, pillows, bicycle, storage boxes, clothing.... It would be utterly ridiculous.
mushi: i was thinking, i'm the long haired guy, with a big nose, who has a pathetic social life and an even worse love life who makes potions. I might actually be Snape
mushi's status on Thursday, 04-Dec-14 01:16:47 UTC
i was thinking, i'm the long haired guy, with a big nose, who has a pathetic social life and an even worse love life who makes potions. I might actually be Snape
mushi's status on Friday, 12-Dec-14 02:30:42 UTC
scribus: Peter Jackson wrote an unsued "Nightmare on Elm Street 6" script in which Freddy had become so un-feared and weak that teens would take sleeping pills just to find him and mess with him. I would actually really like to see that movie.
scribus's status on Friday, 12-Dec-14 00:28:06 UTC
Peter Jackson wrote an unsued "Nightmare on Elm Street 6" script in which Freddy had become so un-feared and weak that teens would take sleeping pills just to find him and mess with him. I would actually really like to see that movie.
narwhal: >Tim laying on the ground dying >His brother rushes over and holds him in his arms while crying >"Tim, please! Say something!" >Tim leans in and quietly whispers "Why you no call ambulance?" then dies right then and there Like this if you cri evertim 5ever
narwhal's status on Friday, 12-Dec-14 00:36:08 UTC
>Tim laying on the ground dying >His brother rushes over and holds him in his arms while crying >"Tim, please! Say something!" >Tim leans in and quietly whispers "Why you no call ambulance?" then dies right then and there Like this if you cri evertim 5ever
awl: [3:04:41 PM] Coutz: kenny is jealous of her [3:05:13 PM] William: How kenny not be [3:05:25 PM] Alex: stan u not [3:05:57 PM] William: Just let me move this Cartman [3:06:09 PM] Alex: ky'll help
awl's status on Thursday, 11-Dec-14 21:13:22 UTC
[3:04:41 PM] Coutz: kenny is jealous of her [3:05:13 PM] William: How kenny not be [3:05:25 PM] Alex: stan u not [3:05:57 PM] William: Just let me move this Cartman [3:06:09 PM] Alex: ky'll help
tiff: I've eaten an entire tub of Ben & Jerry's
tiff's status on Thursday, 11-Dec-14 19:30:41 UTC
I've eaten an entire tub of Ben & Jerry's
scribus: Dear Santa: I've been pretty good this year (closer to it than some, anyway), but I won't insult your omniscience by pretending you needed me to tell you that. I also know you're very busy, and so I'll keep this short. All I want for Christmas is a living wage in America and an end to the rampant, brutal militarization of the American police force. Thank you very much. :-)
scribus's status on Thursday, 11-Dec-14 19:30:20 UTC
Dear Santa: I've been pretty good this year (closer to it than some, anyway), but I won't insult your omniscience by pretending you needed me to tell you that. I also know you're very busy, and so I'll keep this short. All I want for Christmas is a living wage in America and an end to the rampant, brutal militarization of the American police force. Thank you very much. :-)
adiwan: Tumblr is attacking Tetris because the long straight one is too popular.
adiwan's status on Wednesday, 10-Dec-14 22:48:04 UTC
Tumblr is attacking Tetris because the long straight one is too popular.
zeldatra: @derpy128 Even then they'll probably come back as holograms n sh**.
zeldatra's status on Thursday, 11-Dec-14 03:32:39 UTC
@derpy128 Even then they'll probably come back as holograms n sh**.
zeldatra: Rated T for: Fantasy Violence Mild Language Occasional ACTUAL USER DEATH =*online interactions not rated by the ESRB=
zeldatra's status on Sunday, 07-Dec-14 17:05:38 UTC
Rated T for: Fantasy Violence Mild Language Occasional ACTUAL USER DEATH *online interactions not rated by the ESRB
ceruleanspark: This ain't a scene it's a goddamn donger raise
ceruleanspark's status on Friday, 05-Dec-14 23:19:33 UTC
This ain't a scene it's a goddamn donger raise
awl: Electronic dance music for fish: glubstep.
awl's status on Monday, 08-Dec-14 22:48:26 UTC
Electronic dance music for fish: glubstep.
mushi: come to the purple side of the alicorn tetrarchy
mushi's status on Tuesday, 09-Dec-14 03:00:57 UTC
come to the purple side of the alicorn tetrarchy
narwhal: @saintnichawlas Even though I walk through the network of the shadow of rainbow horses, I will fear no dank memes, for you are with me; your donger and your bepis, they comfort me.
narwhal's status on Tuesday, 09-Dec-14 02:53:34 UTC
@saintnichawlas Even though I walk through the network of the shadow of rainbow horses, I will fear no dank memes, for you are with me; your donger and your bepis, they comfort me.
awl: She had curly blonde hair that shone in the dim light the streetlamps offered outside of my humble office tucked away in some dilapidated building on a dingy corner of a dirty street in Frisco. Wearing a flowing shiny red dress with a long skirt and you could still tell her legs went all the way to Portland. I could tell from the moment she walked in, flashing those deep ocean-blue eyes into my own gaze and pursing those ruby-red lips, she was thinking one thing. "Where is the bepis"
awl's status on Tuesday, 09-Dec-14 02:37:51 UTC
She had curly blonde hair that shone in the dim light the streetlamps offered outside of my humble office tucked away in some dilapidated building on a dingy corner of a dirty street in Frisco. Wearing a flowing shiny red dress with a long skirt and you could still tell her legs went all the way to Portland. I could tell from the moment she walked in, flashing those deep ocean-blue eyes into my own gaze and pursing those ruby-red lips, she was thinking one thing. "Where is the bepis"
nerthos: @derpy128 Unisex whoring, XXI century style.
nerthos's status on Tuesday, 09-Dec-14 02:17:45 UTC
@derpy128 Unisex whoring, XXI century style.
mushi's status on Tuesday, 09-Dec-14 01:54:34 UTC
mushi: all those years seeing shemale chars trying to get stuff from the male chars make me feel dirty that my character is a shemale now....
mushi's status on Friday, 07-Mar-14 16:10:55 UTC
all those years seeing shemale chars trying to get stuff from the male chars make me feel dirty that my character is a shemale now....
mushi: "have you drunk or done any drug?" "i've never eaten any cigarret"
mushi's status on Friday, 07-Mar-14 16:04:53 UTC
"have you drunk or done any drug?" "i've never eaten any cigarret"
ceruleanspark: @theyurityphoon's childhood years: https://31.media.tumblr.com/22063176b3447f62a27a87dbbbae61c6/tumblr_mmoqt8DFGB1s2h0ceo1_500.png
ceruleanspark's status on Friday, 07-Mar-14 12:56:55 UTC
@theyurityphoon's childhood years: https://31.media.tumblr.com/22063176b3447f62a27a87dbbbae61c6/tumblr_mmoqt8DFGB1s2h0ceo1_500.png