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metaltao: Lesbians are a myth. Like Global Warming and Mexicans.
metaltao's status on Monday, 09-Nov-15 23:19:05 UTC
Lesbians are a myth. Like Global Warming and Mexicans.
zeldatra: I may or may not have programmed a chat bot to spit out the Navy SEALS copy pasta when you insult it.
zeldatra's status on Friday, 18-Sep-15 14:17:43 UTC
I may or may not have programmed a chat bot to spit out the Navy SEALS copy pasta when you insult it.
zeldatra: Every day I pass an old abandoned school house during my morning and afternoon commute. I did some poking around and found out that it was a school for children of color back before desegregation. I wonder if the door's unlocked. I'd like to get a look inside a building virtually untouched since the 60s.
zeldatra's status on Friday, 18-Sep-15 12:42:45 UTC
Every day I pass an old abandoned school house during my morning and afternoon commute. I did some poking around and found out that it was a school for children of color back before desegregation. I wonder if the door's unlocked. I'd like to get a look inside a building virtually untouched since the 60s.
zeldatra: The worst part about being 18 is that I can't hit children anymore.
zeldatra's status on Monday, 14-Sep-15 14:17:54 UTC
The worst part about being 18 is that I can't hit children anymore.
zeldatra: Is it a bad thing that when I heard that my grandfather was sick one of my first thoughts was "I wonder if I'm in his will"
zeldatra's status on Friday, 11-Sep-15 14:17:15 UTC
Is it a bad thing that when I heard that my grandfather was sick one of my first thoughts was "I wonder if I'm in his will"
zeldatra: A note to CNN: Taylor Swift being more popular than Kim Kardashian is not news. That's something you put in a magazine called "Teenz Tonite".
zeldatra's status on Friday, 11-Sep-15 12:06:11 UTC
A note to CNN: Taylor Swift being more popular than Kim Kardashian is not news. That's something you put in a magazine called "Teenz Tonite".
zeldatra: Patton Oswalt spoke at my school for the 2008 graduation, since he graduated from the school. Some of his exact words were "When I was in high school, I smoked pot and played video games. Don't play video games, kids."
zeldatra's status on Monday, 08-Jun-15 23:26:48 UTC
Patton Oswalt spoke at my school for the 2008 graduation, since he graduated from the school. Some of his exact words were "When I was in high school, I smoked pot and played video games. Don't play video games, kids."
zeldatra: ACTUAL GTA IV script excerpt written by Dan Houser himself!! *_SCENE: LIBERTY CITY_* /Niko walks into a room. It's a pretty basic room. There is a dude in a suit there./ DUDE IN A SUIT You must be that guy I called two weeks ago. NIKO Yes, I was caught up with friend activities. DUDE IN A SUIT Pain in the ass, ain't they? NIKO Let's get to the point. I am here for the money. DUDE IN A SUIT Some metaphor about the American Dream and money. NIKO Cut the crap, will you? DUDE IN A SUIT I'm gonna kill your cousin. NIKO Oh. DUDE IN A SUIT Unless... NIKO Unless? DUDE IN A SUIT Unless you kill a guy halfway across Liberty. He's a juror or something and jurors are bad for business I think. NIKO And you'll let me and my cousin walk free? DUDE IN A SUIT Sure, if you do the same thing four times, only for me to stab you in the back and run you out of this particular neighborhood. NIKO Sounds easy enough. DUDE IN A SUIT Also, you're gonna need a suit. Go to Perseus.
zeldatra's status on Thursday, 09-Jul-15 14:47:01 UTC
ACTUAL GTA IV script excerpt written by Dan Houser himself!! SCENE: LIBERTY CITY Niko walks into a room. It's a pretty basic room. There is a dude in a suit there. DUDE IN A SUIT You must be that guy I called two weeks ago. NIKO Yes, I was caught up with friend activities. DUDE IN A SUIT Pain in the ass, ain't they? NIKO Let's get to the point. I am here for the money. DUDE IN A SUIT Some metaphor about the American Dream and money. NIKO Cut the crap, will you? DUDE IN A SUIT I'm gonna kill your cousin. NIKO Oh. DUDE IN A SUIT Unless... NIKO Unless? DUDE IN A SUIT Unless you kill a guy halfway across Liberty. He's a juror or something and jurors are bad for business I think. NIKO And you'll let me and my cousin walk free? DUDE IN A SUIT Sure, if you do the same thing four times, only for me to stab you in the back and run you out of this particular neighborhood. NIKO Sounds easy enough. DUDE IN A SUIT Also, you're gonna need a suit. Go to Perseus.
thelastgherkin: @scriba http://pny.lv/hagh
thelastgherkin's status on Thursday, 11-Jun-15 08:03:34 UTC
@scriba http://pny.lv/hagh
zeldatra: I wish I had more fans. Not 'cause I want the attention, but because I wanna be able to put an box of condoms on Matt's desk and force a bunch of people to have all these weird YouTube discussions about which horse he's banging and then in the finale it's revealed he's been using them to make a balloon back home.
zeldatra's status on Wednesday, 10-Jun-15 23:09:44 UTC
I wish I had more fans. Not 'cause I want the attention, but because I wanna be able to put an box of condoms on Matt's desk and force a bunch of people to have all these weird YouTube discussions about which horse he's banging and then in the finale it's revealed he's been using them to make a balloon back home.
zeldatra: And then people are like "Well, there were 7 boxes on his desk, each box carries twelve condoms, and his balloon only had 83 condoms, which means he used one condom for other purposes" even though that doesn't make any sense because WHY THE banana WOULD I COUNT THE AMOUNT OF CONDOMS USED IN MY DRAWING OF A CONDOM HOT AIR BALLOON, YOUTUBE??????? THAT WOULD TAKE ALL appleING DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
zeldatra's status on Wednesday, 10-Jun-15 23:12:16 UTC
And then people are like "Well, there were 7 boxes on his desk, each box carries twelve condoms, and his balloon only had 83 condoms, which means he used one condom for other purposes" even though that doesn't make any sense because WHY THE cherry WOULD I COUNT THE AMOUNT OF CONDOMS USED IN MY DRAWING OF A CONDOM HOT AIR BALLOON, YOUTUBE??????? THAT WOULD TAKE ALL cherryING DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ceruleanspark: Hey, hey, cheer up. Not everyone turns out like their parents. I mean, look at me. My folks were honest, hard-working people.
ceruleanspark's status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-15 11:29:26 UTC
Hey, hey, cheer up. Not everyone turns out like their parents. I mean, look at me. My folks were honest, hard-working people.
metaltao: @spots NO! That would be Absurd! We are RDN... Not... Well played
metaltao's status on Sunday, 07-Jun-15 02:24:36 UTC
@spots NO! That would be Absurd! We are RDN... Not... Well played
ceruleanspark: http://blackhole12.github.io/PonyClicker/ponyclicker.html this took far longer than it ought to have
ceruleanspark's status on Saturday, 06-Jun-15 22:40:07 UTC
http://blackhole12.github.io/PonyClicker/ponyclicker.html this took far longer than it ought to have
elli: @mrmattimation I'm so proud of you, selling out like a true American
elli's status on Thursday, 04-Jun-15 21:36:03 UTC
@mrmattimation I'm so proud of you, selling out like a true American
thelastgherkin: @mrmattimation I straight up thought you were going to start listing which of you were virgins.
thelastgherkin's status on Thursday, 28-May-15 20:49:39 UTC
@mrmattimation I straight up thought you were going to start listing which of you were virgins.
mushi: Et tu, princess http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/823479
mushi's status on Tuesday, 26-May-15 05:01:36 UTC
Et tu, princess http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/823479
thelastgherkin: What if Dr Eskine's super serum had turned Steve Rogers into a Kaled mutant? http://pny.lv/g2ln http://pny.lv/g2lo
thelastgherkin's status on Monday, 18-May-15 21:07:13 UTC
What if Dr Eskine's super serum had turned Steve Rogers into a Kaled mutant? http://pny.lv/g2ln http://pny.lv/g2lo
mushi: @shantae http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/823108
mushi's status on Monday, 18-May-15 19:09:44 UTC
@shantae http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/823108
tiff: So maybe Gherkin isn't a robot, but I'm pretty sure the admin is some sort of ancient super lizard.
tiff's status on Friday, 15-May-15 14:07:04 UTC
So maybe Gherkin isn't a robot, but I'm pretty sure the admin is some sort of ancient super lizard.
thelastgherkin: @zazie Ha ha. Your silly human humour. I am definitely not a robot, just like you.
thelastgherkin's status on Friday, 13-Feb-15 14:21:04 UTC
@zazie Ha ha. Your silly human humour. I am definitely not a robot, just like you.
zeldatra: Andrew for president 2016 http://rainbowdash.net/url/822868
zeldatra's status on Monday, 11-May-15 23:32:47 UTC
Andrew for president 2016 http://rainbowdash.net/url/822868
narwhal: My favourite part of the article: Some clinicians and scientists criticize giving genes frivolous, whimsical, or quirky names, calling it inappropriate that patients with "a serious illness or disability are told that they or their child have a mutation in a gene such as /sonic hedgehog/".
narwhal's status on Sunday, 10-May-15 02:47:59 UTC
My favourite part of the article: Some clinicians and scientists criticize giving genes frivolous, whimsical, or quirky names, calling it inappropriate that patients with "a serious illness or disability are told that they or their child have a mutation in a gene such as sonic hedgehog".
narwhal: @dibmembrane I did it! http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/822763
narwhal's status on Thursday, 07-May-15 00:41:58 UTC
@dibmembrane I did it! http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/822763
zeldatra: if i ever need a pizza delivery guy in one of my cartoons i will legitimately call Dominoes and make a special request for the pizza guy to say "I'm the pizza guy" into my microphone
zeldatra's status on Tuesday, 05-May-15 16:53:24 UTC
if i ever need a pizza delivery guy in one of my cartoons i will legitimately call Dominoes and make a special request for the pizza guy to say "I'm the pizza guy" into my microphone
zeldatra: (In case you don't know what I'm talking about, Bud Light bottles apparently contain the sentence "The perfect beer for removing "no" from your vocabulary for the night" on them now and it sounds really date rapey.
zeldatra's status on Wednesday, 29-Apr-15 02:46:15 UTC
(In case you don't know what I'm talking about, Bud Light bottles apparently contain the sentence "The perfect beer for removing "no" from your vocabulary for the night" on them now and it sounds really date rapey.
metaltao: @thelastgherkin No Problem! http://pny.lv/f9bj
metaltao's status on Monday, 27-Apr-15 21:28:38 UTC
@thelastgherkin No Problem! http://pny.lv/f9bj
tiff: Sometimes I open a new tab and in my recent tabs there are pictures of genitals I didn't know I looked at
tiff's status on Tuesday, 31-Mar-15 17:29:06 UTC
Sometimes I open a new tab and in my recent tabs there are pictures of genitals I didn't know I looked at
stumperman: @redenchilada red you better explain what's happening or I'm putting you in a bad sonic fanfic
stumperman's status on Monday, 30-Mar-15 01:07:57 UTC
@redenchilada red you better explain what's happening or I'm putting you in a bad sonic fanfic
nerthos: @redenchilada Make a playground for children. So they can play war.
nerthos's status on Monday, 30-Mar-15 01:07:06 UTC
@redenchilada Make a playground for children. So they can play war.
zeldatra: @meloetta I also received my first ever call-out today. In the very same thread (about your "most embarrassing brony moments", which I posted in because I was personally embarrassed by my early cartoons), somebody interpreted MLB 1 as a hate cartoon and told me I shouldn't have made it because "making fun of others is wrong". They then went on to assert that I was being offensive for making a video about a group of people that I "didn't understand".
zeldatra's status on Friday, 20-Mar-15 02:00:00 UTC
@meloetta I also received my first ever call-out today. In the very same thread (about your "most embarrassing brony moments", which I posted in because I was personally embarrassed by my early cartoons), somebody interpreted MLB 1 as a hate cartoon and told me I shouldn't have made it because "making fun of others is wrong". They then went on to assert that I was being offensive for making a video about a group of people that I "didn't understand".
dibmembrane's status on Friday, 27-Feb-15 05:26:00 UTC
mcfatty12345tb: When I read this it mde my life http://rainbowdash.net/url/790763
mcfatty12345tb's status on Tuesday, 14-Oct-14 16:31:07 UTC
When I read this it mde my life http://rainbowdash.net/url/790763
tiff: @darkw00d There's always money in the banana stand
tiff's status on Wednesday, 25-Feb-15 12:23:38 UTC
@darkw00d There's always money in the banana stand
zeldatra: Fact (real (true!!!)): Sexual dimorphism is not actually a real thing. Lions actually force the lionesses to shave off their manes to look more feminine. Source: If you don't believe me you're sexist
zeldatra's status on Tuesday, 17-Feb-15 17:18:44 UTC
Fact (real (true!!!)): Sexual dimorphism is not actually a real thing. Lions actually force the lionesses to shave off their manes to look more feminine. Source: If you don't believe me you're sexist
stumperman: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00QFQCZJC/
stumperman's status on Tuesday, 17-Feb-15 16:55:21 UTC
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00QFQCZJC/
lordsombrasetabominae87: @dibmembrane when i first played it....made me jump from my seat. creepy as all heck. And on that note: https://blackgirlgamer.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/swiggity-swooty-foxy.gif
lordsombrasetabominae87's status on Friday, 23-Jan-15 17:44:50 UTC
@dibmembrane when i first played it....made me jump from my seat. creepy as all heck. And on that note: https://blackgirlgamer.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/swiggity-swooty-foxy.gif
zeldatra: "These donuts are made fresh every day. And then several days later they arrive here and are made available for purchase."
zeldatra's status on Thursday, 22-Jan-15 01:34:46 UTC
"These donuts are made fresh every day. And then several days later they arrive here and are made available for purchase."
adiwan: Biggest hint from Microsoft recently: They introduce a new block in minecraft, a brick block with a hole!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aThCr0PsyuA&t=60
adiwan's status on Wednesday, 21-Jan-15 22:33:59 UTC
Biggest hint from Microsoft recently: They introduce a new block in minecraft, a brick block with a hole!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aThCr0PsyuA&t=60
Microsoft HoloLens - Transform your world with holograms
mushi: @mrdee she only wants you to get into a girl's pants
mushi's status on Wednesday, 21-Jan-15 01:58:26 UTC
@mrdee she only wants you to get into a girl's pants
elli: @meloetta I mean at least he managed to post a couple words that weren't swears
elli's status on Wednesday, 21-Jan-15 01:45:40 UTC
@meloetta I mean at least he managed to post a couple words that weren't swears
awesam17's status on Wednesday, 21-Jan-15 01:10:23 UTC
critialcloudkicker: @dibmembrane Glad to see your friumpanth return. Sadly I must go to bed lest I am a shell of myself when there is work to be done tomorrow.
critialcloudkicker's status on Wednesday, 21-Jan-15 00:06:38 UTC
@dibmembrane Glad to see your friumpanth return. Sadly I must go to bed lest I am a shell of myself when there is work to be done tomorrow.
redenchilada: @spots Well, if you consider that textbooks cost an arm and a leg, let's assume each textbook averages $80. Since legs and arms are equally important, this puts the cost of each at $40. Jerry paid $10 which is 0.25 limb, and Jimmy paid $12 which is 0.3 limb. But where did they get this money if they have none of their own? Why, they asked their friend Sarah of course. Sarah has no money either, but she does have a dog with legs to spare. Let's assume she originally had a fully healthy dog with four complete legs, this is 4 limb. In other to get the $22 she had to exchange 0.55 leg for equivalent value. However, the place of exchange charged a 10% tax, so she actually had to exchange 0.55/0.9 = 0.6111 (rounded) leg. Therefore her dog has 3.3889 legs.
redenchilada's status on Saturday, 27-Sep-14 18:17:49 UTC
@spots Well, if you consider that textbooks cost an arm and a leg, let's assume each textbook averages $80. Since legs and arms are equally important, this puts the cost of each at $40. Jerry paid $10 which is 0.25 limb, and Jimmy paid $12 which is 0.3 limb. But where did they get this money if they have none of their own? Why, they asked their friend Sarah of course. Sarah has no money either, but she does have a dog with legs to spare. Let's assume she originally had a fully healthy dog with four complete legs, this is 4 limb. In other to get the $22 she had to exchange 0.55 leg for equivalent value. However, the place of exchange charged a 10% tax, so she actually had to exchange 0.55/0.9 = 0.6111 (rounded) leg. Therefore her dog has 3.3889 legs.
RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)
scribus: Logging into RDN like http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/784498
scribus's status on Thursday, 02-Oct-14 01:17:59 UTC
Logging into RDN like http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/784498
zeldatra: (I cut off his hand and fed it to the class fish and he's vote revenge ever since)
zeldatra's status on Wednesday, 08-Oct-14 13:06:44 UTC
(I cut off his hand and fed it to the class fish and he's vote revenge ever since)
zeldatra: Oh hey, Captain Hook is my substitute teacher again.
zeldatra's status on Wednesday, 08-Oct-14 13:04:28 UTC
Oh hey, Captain Hook is my substitute teacher again.
narwhal: How many epiphenomenalists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, they just have to rearrange all the furniture on the floor first.
narwhal's status on Tuesday, 07-Oct-14 00:38:17 UTC
How many epiphenomenalists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, they just have to rearrange all the furniture on the floor first.