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scribus: Had a dream that was sort of a mashup between M*A*S*H and GI Joe. Radar was trying to equip me to airdrop into a jungle, and @flaredancer was literally hanging around (on a hook and everything) in SCUBA gear. Somebody in the base noticed an extra two computers in the network, and I noticed a boil on my shoulder. I popped the boil and a little bug came out, then bit my finger and tried to burrow in when I tried to pinch it to death. I flicked it onto the ground and it started growing rapidly, so I ran upstairs and into my grandparents' house to hide in a bedroom. It startedd breaking down the door and I had to draw my revolver to shoot it. Anyway, to make a long story short, my shoulder kinda itches...
scribus's status on Monday, 15-Jul-13 12:00:02 UTC
Had a dream that was sort of a mashup between M*A*S*H and GI Joe. Radar was trying to equip me to airdrop into a jungle, and @flaredancer was literally hanging around (on a hook and everything) in SCUBA gear. Somebody in the base noticed an extra two computers in the network, and I noticed a boil on my shoulder. I popped the boil and a little bug came out, then bit my finger and tried to burrow in when I tried to pinch it to death. I flicked it onto the ground and it started growing rapidly, so I ran upstairs and into my grandparents' house to hide in a bedroom. It startedd breaking down the door and I had to draw my revolver to shoot it. Anyway, to make a long story short, my shoulder kinda itches...
thelastgherkin: What if he gets a new dinosaur? A mean one? I just can't take that kind of rejection!
thelastgherkin's status on Saturday, 27-Apr-13 13:32:34 UTC
What if he gets a new dinosaur? A mean one? I just can't take that kind of rejection!
anypony: yes! why; wash/dry; want; wafting; waft; tokens; to do; this is IT! they all say; the way; the block; the Smile
anypony's status on Saturday, 27-Apr-13 08:28:06 UTC
yes! why; wash/dry; want; wafting; waft; tokens; to do; this is IT! they all say; the way; the block; the Smile
rdnebooks: This is considered "mild" over here. Yum, fiber.
rdnebooks's status on Monday, 22-Apr-13 22:58:54 UTC
This is considered "mild" over here. Yum, fiber.
rdnebooks: Not rlly, it was evident that I was? I'm sorry. I can fit like, ten minutes, not even using that word. I think murder is not anything sexually bad.
rdnebooks's status on Monday, 22-Apr-13 07:13:52 UTC
Not rlly, it was evident that I was? I'm sorry. I can fit like, ten minutes, not even using that word. I think murder is not anything sexually bad.
scribus: Man, work really gets in the way of wasting all day on the internet...
scribus's status on Saturday, 20-Apr-13 18:10:10 UTC
Man, work really gets in the way of wasting all day on the internet...
rdnebooks: @​abigpony and I won't because I'm "in between jobs," as they know, the nerds and the relationship itself. #DoNotTakeMyAdvice #IAmNotARoleModel
rdnebooks's status on Sunday, 21-Apr-13 11:58:51 UTC
@​abigpony and I won't because I'm "in between jobs," as they know, the nerds and the relationship itself. #DoNotTakeMyAdvice #IAmNotARoleModel
rdnebooks: I can't cook for you having a positively delightful conversation around the school dance.
rdnebooks's status on Saturday, 20-Apr-13 10:58:49 UTC
I can't cook for you having a positively delightful conversation around the school dance.
rdnebooks: @​mrdragon We still don't know, that's what really sucks? Mind-numbing pain! DX
rdnebooks's status on Saturday, 20-Apr-13 05:13:49 UTC
@​mrdragon We still don't know, that's what really sucks? Mind-numbing pain! DX
rdnebooks's status on Saturday, 20-Apr-13 05:28:49 UTC
rdnebooks: @​bitshift it is true. The show will brag to you also. Who's in charge over here. Huh.
rdnebooks's status on Saturday, 20-Apr-13 05:58:49 UTC
@​bitshift it is true. The show will brag to you also. Who's in charge over here. Huh.
anypony's status on Saturday, 20-Apr-13 06:04:11 UTC
scribus: Oh snap, I just realized - I really have no way of knowing whether or not I've been cursed to forever walk this Earth, never knowing the ultimate rest of oblivion!
scribus's status on Saturday, 20-Apr-13 06:51:55 UTC
Oh snap, I just realized - I really have no way of knowing whether or not I've been cursed to forever walk this Earth, never knowing the ultimate rest of oblivion!
rdnebooks: @​nerthos I called him "the smelly one" and that helped a lot! It might end before the RP though. xD So, that's that, then. I'm done apparently.
rdnebooks's status on Saturday, 20-Apr-13 07:43:49 UTC
@​nerthos I called him "the smelly one" and that helped a lot! It might end before the RP though. xD So, that's that, then. I'm done apparently.
rdnebooks: @#Staff So, what are snow cones like?
rdnebooks's status on Saturday, 20-Apr-13 08:43:49 UTC
@#Staff So, what are snow cones like?
rdnebooks: @​snowcone I'm more figuratively huggable.
rdnebooks's status on Saturday, 20-Apr-13 08:58:49 UTC
@​snowcone I'm more figuratively huggable.
thelastgherkin: @meloetta I type with my tongue. My long, prehensile tongue.
thelastgherkin's status on Thursday, 18-Apr-13 10:34:29 UTC
@meloetta I type with my tongue. My long, prehensile tongue.
thelastgherkin: "You should message me if: you are an effeminate goth catboy"
thelastgherkin's status on Thursday, 18-Apr-13 10:07:53 UTC
"You should message me if: you are an effeminate goth catboy"
rdnebooks: I try so hard he would find a tangible melee and sharpshooting skill...
rdnebooks's status on Thursday, 18-Apr-13 09:13:45 UTC
I try so hard he would find a tangible melee and sharpshooting skill...
rdnebooks: @​anarchycarcino That being said... #MINE
rdnebooks's status on Thursday, 18-Apr-13 08:43:45 UTC
@​anarchycarcino That being said... #MINE
rdnebooks: @​hoit21 thanks ^^ Had another strange day on EQD pretty much. They say if a word derived of the effects will be replaced with the way of thinking later on, we'll go
rdnebooks's status on Thursday, 18-Apr-13 08:13:45 UTC
@​hoit21 thanks ^^ Had another strange day on EQD pretty much. They say if a word derived of the effects will be replaced with the way of thinking later on, we'll go
anypony: who painted their meals with shellac
anypony's status on Thursday, 18-Apr-13 05:22:30 UTC
rdnebooks: “Vinyl can only females be lesbians? That's sexist. I say, I'm totally craving IHOP. Well, whatever then.
rdnebooks's status on Wednesday, 17-Apr-13 01:28:43 UTC
“Vinyl can only females be lesbians? That's sexist. I say, I'm totally craving IHOP. Well, whatever then.
neuraria: Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends/
neuraria's status on Wednesday, 17-Apr-13 02:26:51 UTC
Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends/
anypony's status on Wednesday, 17-Apr-13 03:28:12 UTC
rdnebooks: @​scribus Unless she's a black guy. Should have brought dishonor to my net was going to, each day I posted my first half-dozen down there. Except Applebloom and Scoots actually looks fun.
rdnebooks's status on Wednesday, 17-Apr-13 05:13:43 UTC
@​scribus Unless she's a black guy. Should have brought dishonor to my net was going to, each day I posted my first half-dozen down there. Except Applebloom and Scoots actually looks fun.
anypony's status on Wednesday, 17-Apr-13 05:18:04 UTC
rdnebooks: @​anarchycarcino My Little Pet Shop... What is outrageous?
rdnebooks's status on Wednesday, 17-Apr-13 04:28:43 UTC
@​anarchycarcino My Little Pet Shop... What is outrageous?
rdnebooks: @​widget Eh, I've been satisfied with something inane. :p
rdnebooks's status on Friday, 12-Apr-13 12:58:34 UTC
@​widget Eh, I've been satisfied with something inane. :p
thelastgherkin: @flaredancer Vive la revolucion!
thelastgherkin's status on Thursday, 11-Apr-13 13:21:12 UTC
@flaredancer Vive la revolucion!
thelastgherkin: @snowlynx @wafers @flaredancer =it happened= http://tinyurl.com/cj33do5 (nsfw)
thelastgherkin's status on Thursday, 11-Apr-13 12:21:54 UTC
@snowlynx @wafers @flaredancer it happened http://tinyurl.com/cj33do5 (nsfw)
neuraria: I'll tell you guys something... I honestly cannot understand how people can treat others like nothing, or hate or fear them... That isn't just me being all "oh why is there so much hate in the world"... I genuinely cannot grasp the concept. That is not to say I haven't hated before. But the fact there is so much hate, that people are so ready to call each other gays or girls or jews or... whatever, as if those words really are insults, as if being in any of those groups makes you unworthy. I don't get it. I can't get it.
neuraria's status on Wednesday, 03-Apr-13 12:32:09 UTC
I'll tell you guys something... I honestly cannot understand how people can treat others like nothing, or hate or fear them... That isn't just me being all "oh why is there so much hate in the world"... I genuinely cannot grasp the concept. That is not to say I haven't hated before. But the fact there is so much hate, that people are so ready to call each other gays or girls or jews or... whatever, as if those words really are insults, as if being in any of those groups makes you unworthy. I don't get it. I can't get it.
nerthos: @lordellis Most of us are adults. And to be honest we're as clueless as you are. You'll have to learn to deal with it.
nerthos's status on Wednesday, 03-Apr-13 05:06:40 UTC
@lordellis Most of us are adults. And to be honest we're as clueless as you are. You'll have to learn to deal with it.
scribus: It occurs to me, sometimes, that I probably shouldn't talk crap about the Orange County, CA police departments, lest they decide to BEAT ME TO DEATH FOR NO GOOD REASON, or SHOOT ME WHILE MY BACK IS TURNED, or maybe just BREAK INTO MY HOUSE WITH NO WARRANT AND POUND ME INTO THE FLOOR. I mean, God forbid law enforcement agencies be subject to the law or anything.
scribus's status on Tuesday, 02-Apr-13 06:46:00 UTC
It occurs to me, sometimes, that I probably shouldn't talk crap about the Orange County, CA police departments, lest they decide to BEAT ME TO DEATH FOR NO GOOD REASON, or SHOOT ME WHILE MY BACK IS TURNED, or maybe just BREAK INTO MY HOUSE WITH NO WARRANT AND POUND ME INTO THE FLOOR. I mean, God forbid law enforcement agencies be subject to the law or anything.
mushi's status on Monday, 01-Apr-13 14:25:44 UTC
pony: @kolzach @ceruleanspark It can only be seen by grand prize winners. You both receive one internets.
pony's status on Monday, 01-Apr-13 11:28:32 UTC
@kolzach @ceruleanspark It can only be seen by grand prize winners. You both receive one internets.
ceruleansparkold: Well, in this case I'm afraid I'm going to have to send RDN a cease and desist for violating my patent on Rotating Equines.
ceruleansparkold's status on Monday, 01-Apr-13 11:25:55 UTC
Well, in this case I'm afraid I'm going to have to send RDN a cease and desist for violating my patent on Rotating Equines.
redenchilada: I have a dream. A dream of a day when I check the public timeline and we aren't yelling at each other about one thing or another.
redenchilada's status on Monday, 01-Apr-13 09:42:59 UTC
I have a dream. A dream of a day when I check the public timeline and we aren't yelling at each other about one thing or another.
RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)
thelastgherkin: "My hotel doesn't have a thirteenth floor because of superstition, but come on, man. People on the fourteenth floor, you know what floor you're really on. 'I'm in room 1401.' No you ain't. If you jump out the window, you will die /earlier/!"
thelastgherkin's status on Sunday, 31-Mar-13 11:36:35 UTC
"My hotel doesn't have a thirteenth floor because of superstition, but come on, man. People on the fourteenth floor, you know what floor you're really on. 'I'm in room 1401.' No you ain't. If you jump out the window, you will die earlier!"
nerthos: Ohh~ that sounds romantic <3 :3 WE SHOULD DO EET! Lol if only it were as simple as saying that xD "Let's do it!" or "Okay! COME GET ME~" or something, eh? Yeah. It'd be amazing if it were. Either that... or it'd be the complete opposite ;o; and it'd only cause you to </3 D: Me? To </3? Nah. And you're confident about that? Yeah, pretty much. Unless... you're actually Nic Cage pretending to be a girl, and tricking me into going to your place expecting romance to then reveal your identity, break my heart, and steal the declaration of independence!
nerthos's status on Sunday, 31-Mar-13 07:59:09 UTC
Ohh~ that sounds romantic <3 :3 WE SHOULD DO EET! Lol if only it were as simple as saying that xD "Let's do it!" or "Okay! COME GET ME~" or something, eh? Yeah. It'd be amazing if it were. Either that... or it'd be the complete opposite ;o; and it'd only cause you to </3 D: Me? To </3? Nah. And you're confident about that? Yeah, pretty much. Unless... you're actually Nic Cage pretending to be a girl, and tricking me into going to your place expecting romance to then reveal your identity, break my heart, and steal the declaration of independence!
thelastgherkin: Today I learned RDN is supportive of crossdressing
thelastgherkin's status on Saturday, 30-Mar-13 13:31:22 UTC
Today I learned RDN is supportive of crossdressing
thelastgherkin: @flaredancer So long as it's giraffe print.
thelastgherkin's status on Saturday, 30-Mar-13 13:28:10 UTC
@flaredancer So long as it's giraffe print.
wafers: Let's do a kickstarter for a picture of @thelastgherkin in a bikini
wafers's status on Saturday, 30-Mar-13 13:26:36 UTC
Let's do a kickstarter for a picture of @thelastgherkin in a bikini
colfax: Damn... I want to hang this one my wall. http://fleebites.tumblr.com/post/44684467994/i-think-big-macks-my-favourite-pony-he-kind-of
colfax's status on Friday, 29-Mar-13 15:18:05 UTC
Damn... I want to hang this one my wall. http://fleebites.tumblr.com/post/44684467994/i-think-big-macks-my-favourite-pony-he-kind-of
anypony: opposite of Nicole, he thought,
anypony's status on Friday, 29-Mar-13 08:38:20 UTC
celestialmoonlight: Do I read books? Pfff what do I look like, a nerd? I’ve never even seen a book. I can’t read. I typed this using raw instinct and force of will
celestialmoonlight's status on Friday, 29-Mar-13 06:38:33 UTC
Do I read books? Pfff what do I look like, a nerd? I’ve never even seen a book. I can’t read. I typed this using raw instinct and force of will
noirbatch: Here is something... I found an old drawing of the vinyl scratch idea @scribus gave me. Or well Gave everyone and @flaredancer mentioned me. Took me a while, but wow the difference. http://ur1.ca/d7dl6
noirbatch's status on Friday, 29-Mar-13 05:46:50 UTC
Here is something... I found an old drawing of the vinyl scratch idea @scribus gave me. Or well Gave everyone and @flaredancer mentioned me. Took me a while, but wow the difference. http://ur1.ca/d7dl6
anypony's status on Sunday, 24-Mar-13 01:20:14 UTC