Updates favored by gungbarcbal on Rainbow Dash Network!
nerthos: @mastertdi Put whale fat in your nipples, that way you'll be able to stand the cold easily!
nerthos's status on Sunday, 11-Dec-11 21:43:51 UTC
@mastertdi Put whale fat in your nipples, that way you'll be able to stand the cold easily!
dusty: @ceruleanspark Well, you asked for it, so I made it! http://ur1.ca/6b5ki
dusty's status on Saturday, 03-Dec-11 04:11:16 UTC
@ceruleanspark Well, you asked for it, so I made it! http://ur1.ca/6b5ki
gungbarcbal: @nerthos RDN talking about ponies? The scandal!
gungbarcbal's status on Wednesday, 07-Dec-11 04:27:15 UTC
@nerthos RDN talking about ponies? The scandal!
gungbarcbal: Incestuous lady cherriess are the best kind of cherriess.
gungbarcbal's status on Sunday, 04-Dec-11 07:41:32 UTC
Incestuous lady doles are the best kind of bananass.
car: @ceruleanspark oooohhhh Cer, whine to me #NotSureIfFlirting
car's status on Friday, 02-Dec-11 07:37:58 UTC
@ceruleanspark oooohhhh Cer, whine to me #NotSureIfFlirting
ceruleansparkold: @purplephish20 You are aware that porn isn't real life, right?
ceruleansparkold's status on Wednesday, 30-Nov-11 16:04:54 UTC
@purplephish20 You are aware that porn isn't real life, right?
nerthos: @jinny Why would I need shapeshifting when I can impale twenty demons with bone spear?
nerthos's status on Wednesday, 30-Nov-11 13:49:52 UTC
@jinny Why would I need shapeshifting when I can impale twenty demons with bone spear?
gungbarcbal: !rdndrinkinggame Every time you wake up in @ceruleanspark 's house with a headache and no clothes, ask for a bottle. He is required to comply before doing his vile deeds.
gungbarcbal's status on Monday, 28-Nov-11 09:37:54 UTC
!rdndrinkinggame Every time you wake up in @ceruleanspark 's house with a headache and no clothes, ask for a bottle. He is required to comply before doing his vile deeds.
gungbarcbal: !rdndrinkinggame Every time someone has emotional drama, take a drink.
gungbarcbal's status on Monday, 28-Nov-11 08:48:11 UTC
!rdndrinkinggame Every time someone has emotional drama, take a drink.
thelastgherkin: HOT BLANKFLANK ACTION starring @pinhooves http://fav.me/d4h5dal
thelastgherkin's status on Thursday, 24-Nov-11 15:52:28 UTC
HOT BLANKFLANK ACTION starring @pinhooves http://fav.me/d4h5dal
pawnheart: @ceruleanspark @thelastgherkin You two having fun, sucking things and whatnot?
pawnheart's status on Saturday, 26-Nov-11 18:46:30 UTC
@ceruleanspark @thelastgherkin You two having fun, sucking things and whatnot?
colfax: @fluttershy321 Direct message and you'd bloody well better pay attention to the whole thing before something unpleasant happens.
colfax's status on Saturday, 26-Nov-11 00:28:01 UTC
@fluttershy321 Direct message and you'd bloody well better pay attention to the whole thing before something unpleasant happens.
mrdragon: @ceruleanspark Cabal is quite hawt.
mrdragon's status on Monday, 14-Nov-11 10:08:02 UTC
@ceruleanspark Cabal is quite hawt.
thelastgherkin: Seriously, everyone, please. If you're @ceruleanspark 's friend, send him messages of support and affection. I can't do this alone. He needs your help.
thelastgherkin's status on Monday, 07-Nov-11 15:55:10 UTC
Seriously, everyone, please. If you're @ceruleanspark 's friend, send him messages of support and affection. I can't do this alone. He needs your help.
zennx: @moonprincess you never look at vulcans the same
zennx's status on Saturday, 05-Nov-11 20:47:43 UTC
@moonprincess you never look at vulcans the same
moonprincess: @zennx Dear god stop ruining everything I love
moonprincess's status on Saturday, 05-Nov-11 20:46:17 UTC
@zennx Dear god stop ruining everything I love
zennx: @zarkanorf that and startrek porn and by that I mean Spock porn as in 100% spock on spock
zennx's status on Saturday, 05-Nov-11 20:44:41 UTC
@zarkanorf that and startrek porn and by that I mean Spock porn as in 100% spock on spock
ceruleansparkold: @zarkanorf BABY, WHEN I THRUST, IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING.
ceruleansparkold's status on Saturday, 05-Nov-11 20:46:17 UTC
@zarkanorf BABY, WHEN I THRUST, IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING.
redenchilada: @theonepony May you never experience the horror of coming across Sonic the Hedgehog porn in your life.
redenchilada's status on Saturday, 05-Nov-11 20:36:04 UTC
@theonepony May you never experience the horror of coming across Sonic the Hedgehog porn in your life.
RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)
silverspark: @metal I didn't realize testicular loss was a side effect of hunger.
silverspark's status on Saturday, 05-Nov-11 00:04:20 UTC
@metal I didn't realize testicular loss was a side effect of hunger.
heartstring: COMMENCING NAKED DANCING!!!
heartstring's status on Tuesday, 01-Nov-11 03:43:07 UTC
flaxx: @ceruleanspark IT'S NOT MY BUTT THAT IS HURT IT'S MY HEART
flaxx's status on Thursday, 03-Nov-11 18:28:15 UTC
@ceruleanspark IT'S NOT MY BUTT THAT IS HURT IT'S MY HEART
redenchilada: @pallettwist I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
redenchilada's status on Wednesday, 02-Nov-11 18:06:01 UTC
@pallettwist I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
aaaa: Anything interesting to report at all? I'm lying in bed here waiting to be entertained
aaaa's status on Monday, 31-Oct-11 22:42:22 UTC
Anything interesting to report at all? I'm lying in bed here waiting to be entertained
thelastgherkin: @rotation #NonConsensualFetishDressUp
thelastgherkin's status on Friday, 04-Nov-11 11:54:58 UTC
@rotation #NonConsensualFetishDressUp
thelastgherkin: Dear Princess Celestia. Today I learned to not ask questions I don't want to know the answers to. Your faithful student, Jack the Last Gherkin. P.S. men are perverts.
thelastgherkin's status on Friday, 04-Nov-11 14:13:31 UTC
Dear Princess Celestia. Today I learned to not ask questions I don't want to know the answers to. Your faithful student, Jack the Last Gherkin. P.S. men are perverts.
colfax: @purplephish20 Bon Bon's middle name is actually James.
colfax's status on Thursday, 03-Nov-11 14:38:09 UTC
@purplephish20 Bon Bon's middle name is actually James.
ceruleansparkold: Every time you post a spoiler, Hasbro re-hires someone who worked on G3.5.
ceruleansparkold's status on Saturday, 15-Oct-11 13:38:13 UTC
Every time you post a spoiler, Hasbro re-hires someone who worked on G3.5.
quetzalcoatl: I don't see how people can enjoy reading clopfics. There's way too many plotholes.
quetzalcoatl's status on Tuesday, 01-Nov-11 16:07:53 UTC
I don't see how people can enjoy reading clopfics. There's way too many plotholes.
scribus: @thelastgherkin Totally. Just need to find that point where he's drunk enough to do it, but not too drunk to do it.
scribus's status on Monday, 31-Oct-11 22:39:19 UTC
@thelastgherkin Totally. Just need to find that point where he's drunk enough to do it, but not too drunk to do it.
ceruleansparkold: @theonepony Dicks are my special talent after all.
ceruleansparkold's status on Saturday, 05-Nov-11 19:45:50 UTC
@theonepony Dicks are my special talent after all.
colfax: @zach121k So stop being pathetic then.
colfax's status on Thursday, 27-Oct-11 01:56:02 UTC
@zach121k So stop being pathetic then.
scribus: @theonepony #RadioactiveUnderwearHoof
scribus's status on Wednesday, 26-Oct-11 08:05:48 UTC
@theonepony #RadioactiveUnderwearHoof
jinny: QUICK SOMEPONY PICK UP MY PANTS! THEY'RE RINGING!
jinny's status on Friday, 21-Oct-11 19:31:05 UTC
QUICK SOMEPONY PICK UP MY PANTS! THEY'RE RINGING!
mrdragon: @tcaachaosmagic :/ well, stay here and chat with us. I'm positive we can make you happy in some way! ^.^
mrdragon's status on Saturday, 08-Oct-11 16:26:52 UTC
@tcaachaosmagic :/ well, stay here and chat with us. I'm positive we can make you happy in some way! ^.^
mrdragon: @thatonehuman Yeah... and the funny thing is I never try to do it.. It's natural >.<
mrdragon's status on Saturday, 08-Oct-11 16:28:22 UTC
@thatonehuman Yeah... and the funny thing is I never try to do it.. It's natural >.<
mrdragon: @seanthesheep I think it would be fun to do it in the air.
mrdragon's status on Wednesday, 05-Oct-11 16:27:52 UTC
@seanthesheep I think it would be fun to do it in the air.
ceruleansparkold: @thatonehuman WHAT'S ERRECT AND CLUELESS: @MrDragon after I roofie him.
ceruleansparkold's status on Friday, 07-Oct-11 06:11:04 UTC
@thatonehuman WHAT'S ERRECT AND CLUELESS: @MrDragon after I roofie him.
mrdragon: @thatonepony I can't help being naturally horny all the time...
mrdragon's status on Wednesday, 05-Oct-11 23:27:01 UTC
@thatonepony I can't help being naturally horny all the time...
mrdragon: @thatonepony The back door is always open, but the chimney is always a nice option, it never gets 'used' as much as the back door.
mrdragon's status on Wednesday, 05-Oct-11 14:52:08 UTC
@thatonepony The back door is always open, but the chimney is always a nice option, it never gets 'used' as much as the back door.
thelastgherkin: @ceruleanspark GET OUT OF THOSE TROUSERS
thelastgherkin's status on Saturday, 01-Oct-11 21:59:15 UTC
@ceruleanspark GET OUT OF THOSE TROUSERS
mrdragon: @metal @fluttershy321 And @any pony else that seems to be doing this. I'm not going to be a dole about this, but I will get straight to the point. This is not a dating or loving site, this is a site for discussion of ponies between ponies, and a social interaction site. I'm received enough complaints now, so I am going to step in. I don't LIKE to do this, I prefer freedom of will and no restrictions. What am I getting at? The smooching, kissing, loving. All that # tag stuff and other things. This is what I get complained about and it's gotten to the point were I can no longer sit by, I don't like to but it stops. I don't mind a bit of fun when you all talk, but relationships and such should be kept in private discussions. Google MSN, it's a social thing you can place on your PC for that. Sorry to be the jerk here, but RP goes to rp.rainbowdash.net and relationships or serious nature go to private.
mrdragon's status on Friday, 30-Sep-11 13:29:39 UTC
@metal @fluttershy321 And @any pony else that seems to be doing this. I'm not going to be a mangoes about this, but I will get straight to the point. This is not a dating or loving site, this is a site for discussion of ponies between ponies, and a social interaction site. I'm received enough complaints now, so I am going to step in. I don't LIKE to do this, I prefer freedom of will and no restrictions. What am I getting at? The smooching, kissing, loving. All that # tag stuff and other things. This is what I get complained about and it's gotten to the point were I can no longer sit by, I don't like to but it stops. I don't mind a bit of fun when you all talk, but relationships and such should be kept in private discussions. Google MSN, it's a social thing you can place on your PC for that. Sorry to be the jerk here, but RP goes to rp.rainbowdash.net and relationships or serious nature go to private.
purpletinker: WHAT IS THIS STRANGE NEW TREND WITH ALLCAPS NOTICES BECOMING POPULAR?
purpletinker's status on Monday, 26-Sep-11 21:53:58 UTC
WHAT IS THIS STRANGE NEW TREND WITH ALLCAPS NOTICES BECOMING POPULAR?
mrdragon: @anubins No such thing as a tail end with me ^.^ thanks!
mrdragon's status on Wednesday, 28-Sep-11 13:40:03 UTC
@anubins No such thing as a tail end with me ^.^ thanks!
ceruleansparkold: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY.
ceruleansparkold's status on Wednesday, 28-Sep-11 14:56:57 UTC
knoxemerald: @thatonepony Your mom just won an internet! Can mom's win those?
knoxemerald's status on Monday, 26-Sep-11 01:31:06 UTC
@thatonepony Your mom just won an internet! Can mom's win those?
ceruleansparkold: CAN I REQUEST THAT THE SITE LOGO BE CHANGED TO SPIKE WEARING RAINBOW DASHES ELEMENT NECKLACE.
ceruleansparkold's status on Saturday, 24-Sep-11 13:48:10 UTC
CAN I REQUEST THAT THE SITE LOGO BE CHANGED TO SPIKE WEARING RAINBOW DASHES ELEMENT NECKLACE.
ceruleansparkold: FILLIES AND GENTLECOLTS, I'M ESCALATING MY AND @THELASTGHERKIN'S RELATIONSHIP. BEHOLD: http://i.imgur.com/Llzcd.png (With one million thanks to the best girlfriend in the world @renna)
ceruleansparkold's status on Thursday, 22-Sep-11 10:19:44 UTC
FILLIES AND GENTLECOLTS, I'M ESCALATING MY AND @THELASTGHERKIN'S RELATIONSHIP. BEHOLD: http://i.imgur.com/Llzcd.png (With one million thanks to the best girlfriend in the world @renna)