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  1. Instead of reading my kids bedtime stories, I will show them the Adam Sandler movie Bedtime Stories

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    • don’t ever let me become a parent, I will read my kids memes instead of bedtime stories

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      • One of the survivors of that school shooting in Florida is an artist and he just uploaded a satirical caricature of his would-be murderer, what a papayaing legend

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      • this customer essentially wanted to do that thing people do in Fallout 4 where they buy a bunch of ammo in a way that I owe THEM money

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        • To the customer who asked me to apply a coupon to a free item: no, I don’t think it’s “a little ridiculous” that i’m unable to give you an item for less than free

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          • The most wonderful thing about tiggers is that he’s the only one, so they’ll be easier to kill off

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          • man I hate tiggers, I wanna hang all those dumb tiggers from trees

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            • english users: remember when we used to get bagged milk for like a month and then that stopped

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            • stacy's mom has got an std

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              • Mitt Romney is running for Senate as an anti-Trump conservative who will almost certainly bend to Trump’s will the second he gets elected.

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                • remember that time I casually called pftg gay and he responded by threatening my life

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                  • So maybe "Plumbers Don't Wear Ties" was an early version of those AI generated stories and nobody knows !vgp

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                  • I didn’t bring a jacket today because it was 70 degrees when I left and now it’s 40 degrees, please send me your thoughts and prayers

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                    • One of these days the President is going to get tried and impeached in the eight hours i’m at work and I won’t even know mike pence is the president until like three weeks after it happens

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                      • God I go to work for three hours and Robert Mueller does like twelve interesting things all at once

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                        • @awl I keep thinking your avatar is knuckles

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                        • (Not to be confused with my uncle, who shot himself in the foot IRL)

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                          • Man I just realized that by shading this cartoon i’ve set a quality precedent. I think I shot myself in the foot.

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                            • i hate shading

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                              • bluh http://rainbowdash.net/url/869294

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                                • Just killed a huge engorged mosquito, those applewrs aren’t meant to be showing up yet

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                                • that’s real http://rainbowdash.net/url/869290

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                                  • Just found a blog that uploads pictures of Peridot’s feet and literally nothing else, tumblr is weird

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                                    • Parts of the soundtrack for The Twin Souls 3 include live instrumentation and I’m pretty stoked about that.

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                                      • Alt-Matt is my evil twin who just makes cartoons about creating an ethnostate

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                                      • AU where Matthew Shepherd grew up to become the first President with AIDS

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                                        • Alt-Black

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                                          • Tiff’s gone alt-center you guys, he’s gonna be hanging out with Chris Ray Gun soon

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                                          • this wound up going unused in the final cartoon, which sucks cuz i kinda like it http://rainbowdash.net/url/869289

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