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Now that Virginia’s a safe blue state can somebody PLEASE primary my DINO Senator
about 9 hours ago from web-
@mrmattimation I could not even begin to fathom the reason why you wanted to say that.
If Virginia does not vote blue enough upcoming presidential election you'll lose and if they do vote blue enough you probably do not even halfway get enough smug self-statisfaction to offset that possible loss.
Something like the gamer matrix only instead of betting on a game being good or bad you bet on colours on a map.
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Yo are we banning twitch streamers because their dogs showed up and started sniffing their crotch on camera? Aight internet, Imma head out, that’s papayaing stupid.
about a day ago from web-
@mrmattimation I wish I had the remaining capacity to believe you were joking
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I was bored, I spend some time trying to learn what is what in that. I am sorry to say @mrmattimation was not exactly forthcoming with the information. Unless if dogs sniffing crotches is a more common occurrence. @scribus It is WAY more complicated than that.
In short. Alinity posted a video of Luna ( her dog ) sniffing her cooch for a good 8 seconds while she was doing some sort of yoga position on Twitter. Then later deleted it off of twitter, but it was also on her Twitch, which she apparently did not delete or deleted WAY later. this was in week 48 of 2019. Then in week 49 suddenly PETA started to "Demand" that she was going to be banned. She was never banned.
My sources, pretty much, Discord, http://rainbowdash.net/url/875365 http://rainbowdash.net/url/875366 PETA's twitter, This streamer's twitter & twitch.
But we still need some sort of exterminators to come over "Yeah, we have what we professionals call a 'THOT infestation' going on"
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@drinkingpony PETA gonna PET, I guess
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YouTube commercial : "Please buy the Game of Thrones HBO complete series on DVD or Blue-Ray."
My brain : "No thanks, I think the yearly recommended dose for rage induced haematoma's is a zero"
Its a good thing alcohol serves as a blood-thinner. or GoT might have actually killed me.
But on second thought that might have been RRM/D&D's plot from the start, hmm...about 19 hours ago from web -
I’m being investigated at work over an allegation that everyone knows is totally bogus, and now the guy is saying he doesn’t want them to check the cameras. Gee, I wonder why.
about 20 hours ago from web-
@mrmattimation Try not to get fired.
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@drinkingpony I went in to give my side of the story shortly after posting that, the investigation’s over now. I urged them to check the cameras but they were able to close it just on the merits of my unprepared story (I was caught pretty much off-guard when I came into work this morning) just lined up better than the customer’s story, which I’m sure he rehearsed to himself over and over before he came in.
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Today I learned there is a Sega Master System game called "Dragon papaya." I don't even know if it will pass the #fruitFilter, but it turns out it is *not* actually a spinoff of "Dragon Ball."
about 2 days ago from web-
@drinkingpony no Controller, no Cola. Only empty bottle
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@drinkingpony The "contents" https://i.imgur.com/6dkWLYJ.jpg
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@adiwan Wait a minute, Who drank your cola ?
On a more serious note, I hope you are at least gonna get your money back. I mean, I somehow do not think there are any controllers left.
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No Karen, there are not 26 days left in this decade. There are 396.
Yes I know it sounds like the next decade but there was no year 0.
That means the first decade was year 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 10.
That means the 202nd decade is 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2020.
Alright then, enjoy your retirement.
I know you are only 22, but you just said numbers are arbitrary.
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Sharing this because I am sure someone could get a laugh out of this.about a day ago from web -
My steam controllers came in. One of the 2 boxes was all banged up and had repair-tape of the sender all over it. DoA, that story is going to be long, rough, and unpleasant.
Spend a bit of time on my working steam controller, and it is actually a nice thing. I poked a bit around on my Steam to area's where I do not go pretty often, being greeted with all sorts of soundbytes from GTA VC when I put on the music player on.
Say Goodnight Mr Diaz !
But I can see this being a real nice doohickey. Probably going to spend at least some time familiarizing myself with the device, and then if my 2nd one ever gets whole again probably load it up with all sorts of weird stuff. I already know where to begin actually.
http://rainbowdash.net/url/875362
Now the question if it will EVER work well on the Nintendo Switch. Hah, never. the actual buttons and stick are way too LDOS/RDOS to make it halfway comfortable for gaming sessions of over 5 minutes.about 2 days ago from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@drinkingpony I was supposed to receive mine today but the delivery person is an asshole and didn't do their job.
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GLS is the worst packet delivery service. I was at home and they didn't bother to ring the bell and they went straight to leave a note in my mail box to pick up the packet in the middle of nowhere at a kiosk.
about 2 days ago from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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I love making sprawling, chaotic spreadsheets for the games I make. Maybe one day I'll actually make one of these games once the spreadsheet stops being fun.
about 2 days ago from web-
@scribus You mean storyboarding ? Can we get a highly pixelated screenshot/picture of the sprawling maze, mess & chaos ?
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@drinkingpony Not quite storyboards, but I was determining enemy HP based on how many hits of what tier weapon you should have and mentally counting down ammo to get a feel for boss fights, then tweaking item drop rates to ensure you just barely get by. It's really just fields of monster names with gradually ascending numbers besides them.
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I dunno how unpopular an opinion this is, but I think the straight man in any comedy scene is 100x funnier if he just doesn’t say anything.
about 2 days ago from web-
@mrmattimation Oh yes, I agree. The moment I hear that the person tapping jokes takes it up the chocolate highway is the moment I can truely laugh at their jokes.
[ insert "What a Twist" soundbyte from Robot Chicken here ]Jonathan Chouinard likes this. -
@mrmattimation Kevin Smith has done well with it, but Bob Newhart made a career of being a solo straight man, so I think there's a spectrum of wiggle room.
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We’re entering the home stretch on our way to Election Day and I dunno about the rest of America, but I’M closing my eyes and plugging my ears until it’s all over.
about 3 days ago from web-
@mrmattimation With all due respect, I think you are somehow doing what you are doing in the reverse order ?
I mean I like putting my eggs in my favorite basket as much as the next lazy hen. But you kinda want to return to see the work you do actually do pay off. What if I chose the Beto basket up early ?
Not to mention that EVERYONE ( and their mum ) are extremely on edge because of the seasonal festivities and the outside cold.
Besides, the time untill Januari 20th 2021 is a LONG one to cover your ears and plug your eyes.Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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Wake up, check the funnies that my friends have send me.
( >> Twenty-bleeping-ninteen. I was supposed to be on a starship by now, conversing with intelligent robots, deciding what sort of body I'd like to upload my immortal consciousness to. Instead we're all still on this bleeping rock, wondering how to placate the "bleeping working class" ... I'll never forgive the troglodyes who stole the future I EARNED to prolong their worthless existence << )
What an odd thing to say. Why is this in my daily funnies ?
Oh... OHHHH !!! I see now... It's a thing said. Ohkay so NOW it is funny :D And the more you learn about him the more you agree with the Germans that there should be an English word for Shadenfreude.
Wait, he was hired in 2018 by the same people who fired him in 2015 in order to make the content less political ?
This thing is so complicated :oabout 3 days ago from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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I’m gonna go ahead and tell people at work tomorrow that I look exhausted because of all the sex I’ve been having, and NOT because I spent several hours in virtual reality instead of sleeping
about 3 days ago from web-
@mrmattimation Virtual sex is still sex I guess. So I guess technically it would not be lying.
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Playing though Vice City on a modern day computer. Our protagonist has the tendancy to sometimes speak during the loading screens from indoors to outdoors when on missions.
At one point, just before seeing the racer you need for the heist, he pretty much says in the face of the driver "Why can't I ever meet someone normal ?" as the loading time was too short to let the audio play out. Adding to the humor right at the moment that this driver guy starts to freak out enough that even I just want to throw some crazy pills his way.
I mean, I won't since he is just a bunch of polygons, and drugs are expensive. But you got the jist of it.about 4 days ago from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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Old Chinese guy who threatened to sue me a few weeks back came in today looking for vitamins that help with your memory. He must need them, because he asked me three separate times where the vitamins were. Then he tried to pay with the gift card I offered him a few weeks back, but he didn’t have the gift card, just an activation slip. I told him there isn’t enough information on the activation slip for me to charge the gift card, he tells me he never got a gift card. I tell him, sir, you’re holding the activation slip for the gift card. He says “you lie to me, i not lie to you, you mistreat customers, you bad man” and leaves. One of the more bizarre things to happen to me this week.
about 4 days ago from web-
@mrmattimation Oof, rough day.
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The more I learn about American Politics, the happier I am that I am not there.
Perhaps it is some sort of displacement glee, since I am sure that learning about my own countries politics would leave me heartbroken in a way regarding where I am.about 5 days ago from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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Quick, how do I un-lik something ?
about 5 days ago from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@drinkingpony There is no un-lick in life, unfortunately. You just have to live the rest of your life knowing that taste...
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Oh hey I survived no-nut-november. It is a good thing I knew peanutbutter contained nuts, or I would have failed it.
about 6 days ago from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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Hitman 2 is probably one of the best games of all time
about 6 days ago from web-
@mrmattimation 2002 or 2018 ?
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@drinkingpony 2018, it scratches every possible satisfying itch in my brain
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Almost comical how the GOP is having a hard time finding a candidate to fill the Senate Ethics Committee chairmanship vacancy.
about 6 days ago from web-
@mrmattimation Senate rule XXV. It comes up every few years, the laughter I mean. Barbara Boxer and Pat Robert's cases specfically. Eventually they'll find some poor sodding excuse to bend the rules a wee bit or some poor excuse for a politician to dump there for a while. The ones that stand out in the game of politics do not stay in there for long. Look at Mitch McConnell or Harry Reid. Gotta climb up that ladder somehow. Even if that means, to quote Dinozzo from NCIS from the start of season six "Being the only cop on a Carrier isn't in any way a 'fun' thing to do, especially for this salary".
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Seemingly it becomes harder and harder in life to not trigger someone into a politically motivated semi-rant. I was just asking if all the kids get sweets by the helpers and some woman gets up all in my face about how I used a degrading word.
Smile and nod... smile and nod...
"I like candy"
Though it was hard for me not to sigh out loud and reach for my emergency-pocket-Brandy.about 6 days ago from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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I see so many repair and product review videos on youtube and I wonder if someone attempted to reconstruct fingerprints from these videos. I mean that the videos are so close to the fingers that you can see almost every detail in 1080p/2160p so it could be feasible to do that.
about 6 days ago from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@adiwan Yes, it can be done though 4K footage, however you need to go through it frame by frame and you need someone to make best guesses as this someone scetches the fingerprint.
The real problem begins once we get 8K, people at Defcon estimate that is when you can get bots to scrouge entire video's en-masse looking for fingerprints, Kinda like how face-recognision software works in current era.Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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Welp, I own a VR headset now.
about 7 days ago from web-
@scribus I was actually just gonna do a Sword Art Online in Skyrim
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@mrmattimation That's fun, too. Ooh! Or, get a drone, and then run through an obstacle course while you watch yourself from a 3rd POV. It's super disorienting.
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@scribus That heavily depends on the person really. Heck I have a friend who did a drone obstacle course like that and behaved like a pro. I also have a friend who nearly fell off of her chair after 2 minutes of playing Mario Kart on a huge projector screen.
I have a suspicion that it has something to do with how fast you become queezy after sitting on a merry-go-round.
I believe Brainiac did something like that YEARS ago.Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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about 9 days ago from web
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@mrmattimation He looks like a giant sneezed on him.
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"What happened back there?"
"I dunno Jerry, why don't you ask the smartest people in the universe? Oh wait, you cAAaan't. They blew up."about 7 days ago from web-
This day in the multiverse: Over ten thousand people died to prove a silly point.
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Next time I’m gonna go over to California and papaya in THEIR salads, see how THEY like pulling down over fifty products from their shelves.
about 14 days ago from web-
@mrmattimation I must be lucky because in all the time I worked produce we never got a single recall
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@thismightbeauser Last night’s recall wound up being a false alarm, we got the go-ahead today to put all of our romaine lettuce back up. Still taking a dump in some Californian’s salad, though.
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@mrmattimation I guess since I'm not a Californian anymore I'm okay with that.
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Never ever I'll buy a SanDisk USB stick again. They get so uncomfortably hot that I'm not trusting its reliability over a longer time. I bought a cheaper stick and it barely heats up sitting idle in the USB port. The SanDisk one could be used to boil water, metaphorically speaking. I have two SanDisk sticks and this sample size gives me confidence to make this judgement not to buy anything from SanDisk ever again.
about 7 days ago from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@adiwan > The SanDisk one could be used to boil water, metaphorically speaking.
Methaphorical challenge accepted. Now I just need to find a non-ultra-slim that gets rediculously hot to boil something with.Jonathan Chouinard likes this. -
@drinkingpony RIP USB port
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@adiwan I am not going to use a weak 5V line to boil stuff. I mean I think with 100% conversion I'd be able to put 2.5 W into my water. Meaning 1 DTU would take approximately 25 seconds per teaspoon of water. So if I go from room temperature to boiling I would need to spend approx 40 minutes on half a cup of water.
And that is just due to the limitations of the USB line.Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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I'm done. I've read about 6650 pages (average of 350 pages per book) within two weeks.
about 7 days ago from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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Is there a program of some kind where I can give the dimensions of a room and add reverb to audio based on the calculations of those dimensions
about 8 days ago from web-
@mrmattimation Ehh, I guess you want http://rainbowdash.net/url/875357 or https://www.roomeqwizard.com/
But just know that the way that you placed your couch affects the whole calculation of the first so, quite useless unless if you like empty rooms.
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I have run YouTube without addblock for the better part of a week now, but this time I am not pressing my magic button to skip adds ( the one where you do not have to wait 5 seconds before it becomes active ) hoping to catch that glove commercial.
But, no, I don't, ofcouse I wouldn't. Commercials are always annoying, Heck, if I told anyone that I have not seen the Game Of Thrones Officially Licenced Browser Game in a week people would probably go "Oh yeah, yeah, you are right. Guess their advertisement funding dried up"
( recommended watches : https://youtu.be/m08Z-oDdvlY & the followup http://rainbowdash.net/url/875355 , total runtime, about 15 minutes )about 8 days ago from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
