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lcplazureblaze: "You do you, man." -IDK Ghandi probs-
lcplazureblaze's status on Wednesday, 30-Oct-19 00:28:45 UTC
"You do you, man." -IDK Ghandi probs-
lcplazureblaze: @mrmattimation I forced some poor kids in china to build one for me, you should do the same...
lcplazureblaze's status on Tuesday, 03-Oct-17 18:10:40 UTC
@mrmattimation I forced some poor kids in china to build one for me, you should do the same...
lcplazureblaze: My friends told me if I came back from this deployment a virgin they'd think I was gay... Now I'm coming back as a vaper... #storyofmylife
lcplazureblaze's status on Monday, 02-Oct-17 21:00:11 UTC
My friends told me if I came back from this deployment a virgin they'd think I was gay... Now I'm coming back as a vaper... #storyofmylife
lcplazureblaze: I made this meme. It was inspired by real life events today... http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/862730
lcplazureblaze's status on Tuesday, 26-Sep-17 16:28:28 UTC
I made this meme. It was inspired by real life events today... http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/862730
lcplazureblaze: First to go, last to know...
lcplazureblaze's status on Monday, 25-Sep-17 15:06:10 UTC
lcplazureblaze: Am I a man that defines the corporate ethos? Or does the corporate ethos define me? http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/862725
lcplazureblaze's status on Monday, 25-Sep-17 05:09:30 UTC
Am I a man that defines the corporate ethos? Or does the corporate ethos define me? http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/862725
lcplazureblaze: @m14brony Seven, Six, Two Millimeter... Full, Metal, Jacket... http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/862724
lcplazureblaze's status on Monday, 25-Sep-17 05:01:09 UTC
@m14brony Seven, Six, Two Millimeter... Full, Metal, Jacket... http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/862724
lcplazureblaze: @awl Same here. It may suck now but I've done things nobody else could imagine doing... Made some really good friends and shared good times and bad times with them but we laugh at both of them either way.
lcplazureblaze's status on Saturday, 23-Sep-17 20:55:55 UTC
@awl Same here. It may suck now but I've done things nobody else could imagine doing... Made some really good friends and shared good times and bad times with them but we laugh at both of them either way.
lcplazureblaze: @awl Also I'm trusting you to not use the information I share here to start a war with America pl0x. I'd get in so much trouble.
lcplazureblaze's status on Saturday, 23-Sep-17 20:22:41 UTC
@awl Also I'm trusting you to not use the information I share here to start a war with America pl0x. I'd get in so much trouble.
lcplazureblaze: @awl I just want to go out of the way to say I absolutely love Russians. I'm trying to learn Russian myself. How was your time in the Army?
lcplazureblaze's status on Saturday, 23-Sep-17 20:20:51 UTC
@awl I just want to go out of the way to say I absolutely love Russians. I'm trying to learn Russian myself. How was your time in the Army?
lcplazureblaze: @awl NBC training goes once every two years but they normally send us out before that a lot just cuz we can. What branch were you?
lcplazureblaze's status on Saturday, 23-Sep-17 20:14:40 UTC
@awl NBC training goes once every two years but they normally send us out before that a lot just cuz we can. What branch were you?
lcplazureblaze: @awl Everyone has to qualify on the rifle range once a year. Depending on your score you get one of three qualifications: Expert being the highest (me just to brag a bit), Sharpshooter, and Marksman which is the lowest. If you fail you are unqualified and have to try again. Same standards apply for pistol qual only certain Marines are required to qual with that. There are a number of different combat skill that need to be tested with varying intervals in which they need to be tested such as gas chamber and swimming which are every two years but we do them more often because we have nothing better to do. Most combat related skills are tested yearly.
lcplazureblaze's status on Saturday, 23-Sep-17 19:52:37 UTC
@awl Everyone has to qualify on the rifle range once a year. Depending on your score you get one of three qualifications: Expert being the highest (me just to brag a bit), Sharpshooter, and Marksman which is the lowest. If you fail you are unqualified and have to try again. Same standards apply for pistol qual only certain Marines are required to qual with that. There are a number of different combat skill that need to be tested with varying intervals in which they need to be tested such as gas chamber and swimming which are every two years but we do them more often because we have nothing better to do. Most combat related skills are tested yearly.
lcplazureblaze: @deadshot If you know how to load rounds into a mag the right way you're already better than 1/4 of us. I've seen officers load pistol mags backwards... It's embarrassing.
lcplazureblaze's status on Saturday, 23-Sep-17 19:44:17 UTC
@deadshot If you know how to load rounds into a mag the right way you're already better than 1/4 of us. I've seen officers load pistol mags backwards... It's embarrassing.
lcplazureblaze: @deadshot I like them better anyways, yes. But I'm still waiting for the day Desert Eagles become standard issue. Or at least let me bring my own with me...
lcplazureblaze's status on Saturday, 23-Sep-17 19:39:13 UTC
@deadshot I like them better anyways, yes. But I'm still waiting for the day Desert Eagles become standard issue. Or at least let me bring my own with me...
lcplazureblaze: @deadshot I don't care. The Marine Corps survives off of the Army's garbage. Basically since the Corps is a department of the Navy all of our funds are basically leftover funds from the actual Navy meaning we get significantly less funds than the other departments. So we use our funds to buy the Army's used gear (ex. Rifles, tanks, pistols, aircraft, machine guns). That means I don't care what the Army gets because the Marine Corps is still going to be stuck with Bretta M9's until the Army is done with their P320's and pass them to us.
lcplazureblaze's status on Saturday, 23-Sep-17 19:35:16 UTC
@deadshot I don't care. The Marine Corps survives off of the Army's garbage. Basically since the Corps is a department of the Navy all of our funds are basically leftover funds from the actual Navy meaning we get significantly less funds than the other departments. So we use our funds to buy the Army's used gear (ex. Rifles, tanks, pistols, aircraft, machine guns). That means I don't care what the Army gets because the Marine Corps is still going to be stuck with Bretta M9's until the Army is done with their P320's and pass them to us.
lcplazureblaze: You and the rest of America who pays taxes are paying me $2,000 for me to sit around doing this all day. Know you know where all of your money is going. Any more questions? http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/862718
lcplazureblaze's status on Saturday, 23-Sep-17 19:29:10 UTC
You and the rest of America who pays taxes are paying me $2,000 for me to sit around doing this all day. Know you know where all of your money is going. Any more questions? http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/862718
lcplazureblaze: @awl Unfortunately I'm a POG so we don't get those chances. WW3 would pop off and we still be sitting around with our thumbs up our buttholes wondering why this damn oversized refrigerator wont run.
lcplazureblaze's status on Saturday, 23-Sep-17 19:22:02 UTC
@awl Unfortunately I'm a POG so we don't get those chances. WW3 would pop off and we still be sitting around with our thumbs up our buttholes wondering why this damn oversized refrigerator wont run.
lcplazureblaze: @deadshot This is where you say: "So that's where my tax money goes." like the rest of my friends.
lcplazureblaze's status on Saturday, 23-Sep-17 19:09:45 UTC
@deadshot This is where you say: "So that's where my tax money goes." like the rest of my friends.
lcplazureblaze: @deadshot Most definitely. I'm not gunna do squat the rest of my time. Once you get to that point in the unit I'm with all you really have to do is teach the next group of guys coming in how to take your place.
lcplazureblaze's status on Saturday, 23-Sep-17 19:07:28 UTC
@deadshot Most definitely. I'm not gunna do squat the rest of my time. Once you get to that point in the unit I'm with all you really have to do is teach the next group of guys coming in how to take your place.
lcplazureblaze: @deadshot Thanks. Less than a year left after this deployment I'm on rn.
lcplazureblaze's status on Saturday, 23-Sep-17 19:04:35 UTC
@deadshot Thanks. Less than a year left after this deployment I'm on rn.
lcplazureblaze's status on Saturday, 23-Sep-17 19:02:18 UTC
@deadshot 2.5
lcplazureblaze's status on Saturday, 23-Sep-17 18:59:53 UTC
@deadshot USMC
lcplazureblaze: @deadshot I told myself I'd never smoke, I told myself I'd never drink and the military pushed me to do both. It changes a man both for the better and for the worse. Overall you probably made the better decision here.
lcplazureblaze's status on Saturday, 23-Sep-17 18:57:09 UTC
@deadshot I told myself I'd never smoke, I told myself I'd never drink and the military pushed me to do both. It changes a man both for the better and for the worse. Overall you probably made the better decision here.
lcplazureblaze: @deadshot Probably overall a wise decision. There is a lot of goofy things that happen in the military. But I will admit it does set you up for the world. If you can do it yourself you're already better than all of us. Me included and I envy that. At this point the only reason I'd reenlist is if I got EOD because then at least I have the chance of blowing up and ending it all.
lcplazureblaze's status on Saturday, 23-Sep-17 18:53:59 UTC
@deadshot Probably overall a wise decision. There is a lot of goofy things that happen in the military. But I will admit it does set you up for the world. If you can do it yourself you're already better than all of us. Me included and I envy that. At this point the only reason I'd reenlist is if I got EOD because then at least I have the chance of blowing up and ending it all.
lcplazureblaze's status on Saturday, 23-Sep-17 18:48:56 UTC
@deadshot Si, senor.
lcplazureblaze: @deadshot High Mobility Multipurpose Wheeled Vehicle, or as the civis call it, a HUMVEE. It almost lit on fire because 1: HMMMWVs are pieces of crap and 2: I left the Emergency brake on and traveled down the road "trying" to go 45 but only going thirty and wondering why my RPMs were so high and I wasn't going anywhere. That's when I smelled something burning and noticed.
lcplazureblaze's status on Saturday, 23-Sep-17 18:46:15 UTC
@deadshot High Mobility Multipurpose Wheeled Vehicle, or as the civis call it, a HUMVEE. It almost lit on fire because 1: HMMMWVs are pieces of crap and 2: I left the Emergency brake on and traveled down the road "trying" to go 45 but only going thirty and wondering why my RPMs were so high and I wasn't going anywhere. That's when I smelled something burning and noticed.
lcplazureblaze: @deadshot Almost lit a HMMWV on fire today. That's something...
lcplazureblaze's status on Saturday, 23-Sep-17 18:30:28 UTC
@deadshot Almost lit a HMMWV on fire today. That's something...
lcplazureblaze: Roommate: You want to know why my clothes don't smell? Me: Because you put them in a trash bag. Also me: You want to know why half of your clothes aren't here? **NOTE: At the beginning of this deployment I threw out his entire laundry bag full of clothes because he left them in a trash bag in the middle of the floor. It looked like trash.**
lcplazureblaze's status on Friday, 22-Sep-17 05:25:17 UTC
Roommate: You want to know why my clothes don't smell? Me: Because you put them in a trash bag. Also me: You want to know why half of your clothes aren't here? **NOTE: At the beginning of this deployment I threw out his entire laundry bag full of clothes because he left them in a trash bag in the middle of the floor. It looked like trash.**
lcplazureblaze: My friend just asked me where in Spain I was deployed to and I said, "Moron..."
lcplazureblaze's status on Friday, 22-Sep-17 05:17:56 UTC
My friend just asked me where in Spain I was deployed to and I said, "Moron..."
lcplazureblaze: So some grunts out here thought you refuel generators by lifting up the exhaust cover and pouring gas down the pipe. Good to know our lives are in good hands...
lcplazureblaze's status on Thursday, 14-Sep-17 05:17:07 UTC
So some grunts out here thought you refuel generators by lifting up the exhaust cover and pouring gas down the pipe. Good to know our lives are in good hands...
lcplazureblaze: Instinctfully riving faster to Motley Crue's Kickstart My Heart almost got me a ticket today.
lcplazureblaze's status on Monday, 04-Sep-17 16:26:23 UTC
Instinctfully riving faster to Motley Crue's Kickstart My Heart almost got me a ticket today.
lcplazureblaze: When you look down at a line of ants calmly working on the ground in Spain and wonder to yourself if they are speaking in Spanish to each other you know you've reached the next level of intellectualism in your life...
lcplazureblaze's status on Monday, 04-Sep-17 10:12:24 UTC
When you look down at a line of ants calmly working on the ground in Spain and wonder to yourself if they are speaking in Spanish to each other you know you've reached the next level of intellectualism in your life...
lcplazureblaze: Promotion board today. Here's how it went... SSgt: What does IRAM stand for? Me to me:*idk tf that is... Answer with confidence...* Me: SSgt, IRAM stands for, I initiate pt. R regulate pt. A arrange pt. M manage pt. SSgt: do you have any idea what IRAM stands for? Me:... SSgt:... Me: No SSgt... Ssgt: it's pros and cons Marine... Yeah so it all ended with me pretty much getting non recommended for Cpl because I kept a lizard as a pet in my room and that's not discipline... Y'all would've been proud tho. Best deployment ever.
lcplazureblaze's status on Thursday, 31-Aug-17 10:24:27 UTC
Promotion board today. Here's how it went... SSgt: What does IRAM stand for? Me to me:*idk tf that is... Answer with confidence...* Me: SSgt, IRAM stands for, I initiate pt. R regulate pt. A arrange pt. M manage pt. SSgt: do you have any idea what IRAM stands for? Me:... SSgt:... Me: No SSgt... Ssgt: it's pros and cons Marine... Yeah so it all ended with me pretty much getting non recommended for Cpl because I kept a lizard as a pet in my room and that's not discipline... Y'all would've been proud tho. Best deployment ever.
lcplazureblaze: Me: Shepherd, are you going to the gym today? Shepherd: Hell no. Me: Why not? Your favorite thing is there. Shepherd: What's that? Me: Sweaty men...
lcplazureblaze's status on Wednesday, 30-Aug-17 17:26:12 UTC
Me: Shepherd, are you going to the gym today? Shepherd: Hell no. Me: Why not? Your favorite thing is there. Shepherd: What's that? Me: Sweaty men...
lcplazureblaze: My greatest fear if America continues going the way it is: https://youtu.be/e_37wQUiXIk
lcplazureblaze's status on Wednesday, 30-Aug-17 10:35:42 UTC
My greatest fear if America continues going the way it is: https://youtu.be/e_37wQUiXIk
lcplazureblaze: @ceruleansparkold Add about 150lbs to that and you pretty much have it...
lcplazureblaze's status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-17 20:46:22 UTC
@ceruleansparkold Add about 150lbs to that and you pretty much have it...
lcplazureblaze: Situation: 10:30 at night. 3/4 roommates asleep in their racks. 4th roommate hasn't been heard or seen all day. Suddenly the door swings open and the lights turn on. 4th roommate shouts, "What up *****es!!!" Literally everyone in the room: http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/861713
lcplazureblaze's status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-17 20:38:10 UTC
Situation: 10:30 at night. 3/4 roommates asleep in their racks. 4th roommate hasn't been heard or seen all day. Suddenly the door swings open and the lights turn on. 4th roommate shouts, "What up *****es!!!" Literally everyone in the room: http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/861713
lcplazureblaze: I got caught with a pet lizard that I caught and kept inside my barracks room. My commanding officer and staff non commissioned officer sat me down and asked me what the hell. I told them that his name was Spike and that I was teaching him how to breathe fire. They laughed and this is how the rest of the conversation went: Them: how'd you feel when you let him go? Me: sad of course. Them: why? Me: because I had bonded with him. Them: how long did you have him? Me: two days. They laughed again... Something tells me I'm not getting paperwork for this but now they call me Mr. Spike...
lcplazureblaze's status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-17 15:44:32 UTC
I got caught with a pet lizard that I caught and kept inside my barracks room. My commanding officer and staff non commissioned officer sat me down and asked me what the hell. I told them that his name was Spike and that I was teaching him how to breathe fire. They laughed and this is how the rest of the conversation went: Them: how'd you feel when you let him go? Me: sad of course. Them: why? Me: because I had bonded with him. Them: how long did you have him? Me: two days. They laughed again... Something tells me I'm not getting paperwork for this but now they call me Mr. Spike...
lcplazureblaze: Why are there people out there protesting for stupid stuff like women's rights and black lives matter when we could be protesting against something that actually matters like people who make peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwiches...
lcplazureblaze's status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-17 15:33:08 UTC
Why are there people out there protesting for stupid stuff like women's rights and black lives matter when we could be protesting against something that actually matters like people who make peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwiches...
lcplazureblaze: TMW, a random First Sergeant walks up to you at chow and uses you to make himself look like a boot in front of his entire grunt unit. Gee Gee, First Sergeant, trust me, I've been here longer, I know how things work. Now go have a seat.
lcplazureblaze's status on Thursday, 24-Aug-17 13:02:00 UTC
TMW, a random First Sergeant walks up to you at chow and uses you to make himself look like a boot in front of his entire grunt unit. Gee Gee, First Sergeant, trust me, I've been here longer, I know how things work. Now go have a seat.
lcplazureblaze: Whose bright idea was it to put the armory and the ammo on two completely different sides of the base? Literally all you have to do is do a night para drop and we're all screwed because we have to run 12+ miles just to get armed in order to fight back. Gee gee.
lcplazureblaze's status on Wednesday, 23-Aug-17 05:38:32 UTC
Whose bright idea was it to put the armory and the ammo on two completely different sides of the base? Literally all you have to do is do a night para drop and we're all screwed because we have to run 12+ miles just to get armed in order to fight back. Gee gee.
lcplazureblaze: #prolifelessonoftheday If you have a lot of protein in your diet and you decide to have a lot of tobasco sauce be ready...
lcplazureblaze's status on Tuesday, 22-Aug-17 10:14:38 UTC
#prolifelessonoftheday If you have a lot of protein in your diet and you decide to have a lot of tobasco sauce be ready...
lcplazureblaze: The total solar eclipse only happens once every lifetime. Good thing I'm deployed, I mean who would want to see that?
lcplazureblaze's status on Tuesday, 22-Aug-17 05:22:37 UTC
The total solar eclipse only happens once every lifetime. Good thing I'm deployed, I mean who would want to see that?
lcplazureblaze: TMW you decide to lock yourself inside I giant freezer to skate through the second half of the workday. #skatinglegend2017
lcplazureblaze's status on Monday, 21-Aug-17 20:37:39 UTC
TMW you decide to lock yourself inside I giant freezer to skate through the second half of the workday. #skatinglegend2017
lcplazureblaze: @firestormdangerdash Except Razor belongs to PC gaming and PC gaming is master race filthy peasants.
lcplazureblaze's status on Monday, 21-Aug-17 10:15:45 UTC
@firestormdangerdash Except Razor belongs to PC gaming and PC gaming is master race filthy peasants.
lcplazureblaze: TMW you find an empty hazmat barrel so you decide that your health isn't as important as skating through the workday. #hidinginahazmatbarrel #skatinglegend2017
lcplazureblaze's status on Monday, 21-Aug-17 10:14:17 UTC
TMW you find an empty hazmat barrel so you decide that your health isn't as important as skating through the workday. #hidinginahazmatbarrel #skatinglegend2017
lcplazureblaze's status on Saturday, 19-Aug-17 11:35:06 UTC
lcplazureblaze: The best part about having to use the crapper in the middle of the night on a military base is when you hear everyone rubbing their weiners around you...
lcplazureblaze's status on Friday, 18-Aug-17 20:12:14 UTC
The best part about having to use the crapper in the middle of the night on a military base is when you hear everyone rubbing their weiners around you...