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http://av.rdn.io/avatar/29775-96-20191030002740.jpeglcplazureblaze: "You do you, man." -IDK Ghandi probs-
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lcplazureblaze's status on Wednesday, 30-Oct-19 00:28:45 UTC"You do you, man." -<span class="striket">IDK Ghandi probs</span>-2019-10-30T00:28:45+00:00LCpl Azure Blazelcplazureblaze: @mrmattimation I forced some poor kids in china to build one for me, you should do the same...
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lcplazureblaze's status on Tuesday, 03-Oct-17 18:10:40 UTC@<span class="vcard"><a href="http://rainbowdash.net/user/17847" class="url" title="President Connor"><span class="fn nickname mention">mrmattimation</span></a></span> I forced some poor kids in china to build one for me, you should do the same...2017-10-03T18:10:40+00:00LCpl Azure Blazelcplazureblaze: My friends told me if I came back from this deployment a virgin they'd think I was gay... Now I'm coming back as a vaper... #storyofmylife
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lcplazureblaze's status on Monday, 02-Oct-17 21:00:11 UTCMy friends told me if I came back from this deployment a virgin they'd think I was gay... Now I'm coming back as a vaper... #<span class="tag"><a href="http://rainbowdash.net/tag/storyofmylife" rel="tag">storyofmylife</a></span>2017-10-02T21:00:11+00:00LCpl Azure Blazelcplazureblaze: I made this meme. It was inspired by real life events today... http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/862730
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lcplazureblaze's status on Tuesday, 26-Sep-17 16:28:28 UTCI made this meme. It was inspired by real life events today... <a href="http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/862730" title="http://fi.rdn.io/file/lcplazureblaze-20170926T162827-9bbr3ha.jpeg" class="attachment thumbnail" id="attachment-862730" rel="nofollow external">http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/862730</a>2017-09-26T16:28:28+00:00LCpl Azure Blazelcplazureblaze: First to go, last to know...
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lcplazureblaze's status on Monday, 25-Sep-17 15:06:10 UTCFirst to go, last to know...2017-09-25T15:06:10+00:00LCpl Azure Blazelcplazureblaze: Am I a man that defines the corporate ethos? Or does the corporate ethos define me? http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/862725
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lcplazureblaze's status on Monday, 25-Sep-17 05:09:30 UTCAm I a man that defines the corporate ethos? Or does the corporate ethos define me? <a href="http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/862725" title="http://fi.rdn.io/file/lcplazureblaze-20170925T050930-jy4hsb2.png" class="attachment thumbnail" id="attachment-862725" rel="nofollow external">http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/862725</a>2017-09-25T05:09:30+00:00LCpl Azure Blazelcplazureblaze: @m14brony Seven, Six, Two Millimeter... Full, Metal, Jacket... http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/862724
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lcplazureblaze's status on Monday, 25-Sep-17 05:01:09 UTC@<span class="vcard"><a href="http://rainbowdash.net/user/3182" class="url" title="Donald J. Drumpf"><span class="fn nickname mention">m14brony</span></a></span> Seven, Six, Two Millimeter... Full, Metal, Jacket... <a href="http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/862724" title="http://fi.rdn.io/file/lcplazureblaze-20170925T050108-xe2stb2.jpeg" class="attachment thumbnail" id="attachment-862724" rel="nofollow external">http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/862724</a>2017-09-25T05:01:09+00:00LCpl Azure Blazelcplazureblaze: @awl Same here. It may suck now but I've done things nobody else could imagine doing... Made some really good friends and shared good times and bad times with them but we laugh at both of them either way.
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lcplazureblaze's status on Saturday, 23-Sep-17 20:55:55 UTC@<span class="vcard"><a href="http://rainbowdash.net/user/33377" class="url" title="(((Ulkhas)))"><span class="fn nickname mention">awl</span></a></span> Same here. It may suck now but I've done things nobody else could imagine doing... Made some really good friends and shared good times and bad times with them but we laugh at both of them either way.2017-09-23T20:55:55+00:00LCpl Azure Blazelcplazureblaze: @awl Also I'm trusting you to not use the information I share here to start a war with America pl0x. I'd get in so much trouble.
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lcplazureblaze's status on Saturday, 23-Sep-17 20:22:41 UTC@<span class="vcard"><a href="http://rainbowdash.net/user/33377" class="url" title="(((Ulkhas)))"><span class="fn nickname mention">awl</span></a></span> Also I'm trusting you to not use the information I share here to start a war with America pl0x. I'd get in so much trouble.2017-09-23T20:22:41+00:00LCpl Azure Blazelcplazureblaze: @awl I just want to go out of the way to say I absolutely love Russians. I'm trying to learn Russian myself. How was your time in the Army?
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lcplazureblaze's status on Saturday, 23-Sep-17 20:20:51 UTC@<span class="vcard"><a href="http://rainbowdash.net/user/33377" class="url" title="(((Ulkhas)))"><span class="fn nickname mention">awl</span></a></span> I just want to go out of the way to say I absolutely love Russians. I'm trying to learn Russian myself. How was your time in the Army?2017-09-23T20:20:51+00:00LCpl Azure Blazelcplazureblaze: @awl NBC training goes once every two years but they normally send us out before that a lot just cuz we can. What branch were you?
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lcplazureblaze's status on Saturday, 23-Sep-17 20:14:40 UTC@<span class="vcard"><a href="http://rainbowdash.net/user/33377" class="url" title="(((Ulkhas)))"><span class="fn nickname mention">awl</span></a></span> NBC training goes once every two years but they normally send us out before that a lot just cuz we can. What branch were you?2017-09-23T20:14:40+00:00LCpl Azure Blazelcplazureblaze: @awl Everyone has to qualify on the rifle range once a year. Depending on your score you get one of three qualifications: Expert being the highest (me just to brag a bit), Sharpshooter, and Marksman which is the lowest. If you fail you are unqualified and have to try again. Same standards apply for pistol qual only certain Marines are required to qual with that. There are a number of different combat skill that need to be tested with varying intervals in which they need to be tested such as gas chamber and swimming which are every two years but we do them more often because we have nothing better to do. Most combat related skills are tested yearly.
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lcplazureblaze's status on Saturday, 23-Sep-17 19:52:37 UTC@<span class="vcard"><a href="http://rainbowdash.net/user/33377" class="url" title="(((Ulkhas)))"><span class="fn nickname mention">awl</span></a></span> Everyone has to qualify on the rifle range once a year. Depending on your score you get one of three qualifications: Expert being the highest (me just to brag a bit), Sharpshooter, and Marksman which is the lowest. If you fail you are unqualified and have to try again. Same standards apply for pistol qual only certain Marines are required to qual with that. There are a number of different combat skill that need to be tested with varying intervals in which they need to be tested such as gas chamber and swimming which are every two years but we do them more often because we have nothing better to do. Most combat related skills are tested yearly.2017-09-23T19:52:37+00:00LCpl Azure Blazelcplazureblaze: @deadshot If you know how to load rounds into a mag the right way you're already better than 1/4 of us. I've seen officers load pistol mags backwards... It's embarrassing.
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lcplazureblaze's status on Saturday, 23-Sep-17 19:44:17 UTC@<span class="vcard"><a href="http://rainbowdash.net/user/52533" class="url" title="calamityakadeadshotoffallouteqestria"><span class="fn nickname mention">deadshot</span></a></span> If you know how to load rounds into a mag the right way you're already better than 1/4 of us. I've seen officers load pistol mags backwards... It's embarrassing.2017-09-23T19:44:17+00:00LCpl Azure Blazelcplazureblaze: @deadshot I like them better anyways, yes. But I'm still waiting for the day Desert Eagles become standard issue. Or at least let me bring my own with me...
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lcplazureblaze's status on Saturday, 23-Sep-17 19:39:13 UTC@<span class="vcard"><a href="http://rainbowdash.net/user/52533" class="url" title="calamityakadeadshotoffallouteqestria"><span class="fn nickname mention">deadshot</span></a></span> I like them better anyways, yes. But I'm still waiting for the day Desert Eagles become standard issue. Or at least let me bring my own with me...2017-09-23T19:39:13+00:00LCpl Azure Blazelcplazureblaze: @deadshot I don't care. The Marine Corps survives off of the Army's garbage. Basically since the Corps is a department of the Navy all of our funds are basically leftover funds from the actual Navy meaning we get significantly less funds than the other departments. So we use our funds to buy the Army's used gear (ex. Rifles, tanks, pistols, aircraft, machine guns). That means I don't care what the Army gets because the Marine Corps is still going to be stuck with Bretta M9's until the Army is done with their P320's and pass them to us.
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lcplazureblaze's status on Saturday, 23-Sep-17 19:35:16 UTC@<span class="vcard"><a href="http://rainbowdash.net/user/52533" class="url" title="calamityakadeadshotoffallouteqestria"><span class="fn nickname mention">deadshot</span></a></span> I don't care. The Marine Corps survives off of the Army's garbage. Basically since the Corps is a department of the Navy all of our funds are basically leftover funds from the actual Navy meaning we get significantly less funds than the other departments. So we use our funds to buy the Army's used gear (ex. Rifles, tanks, pistols, aircraft, machine guns). That means I don't care what the Army gets because the Marine Corps is still going to be stuck with Bretta M9's until the Army is done with their P320's and pass them to us.2017-09-23T19:35:16+00:00LCpl Azure Blazelcplazureblaze: You and the rest of America who pays taxes are paying me $2,000 for me to sit around doing this all day. Know you know where all of your money is going. Any more questions? http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/862718
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lcplazureblaze's status on Saturday, 23-Sep-17 19:29:10 UTCYou and the rest of America who pays taxes are paying me $2,000 for me to sit around doing this all day. Know you know where all of your money is going. Any more questions? <a href="http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/862718" title="http://fi.rdn.io/file/lcplazureblaze-20170923T192904-vczse86.png" class="attachment thumbnail" id="attachment-862718" rel="nofollow external">http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/862718</a>2017-09-23T19:29:10+00:00LCpl Azure Blazelcplazureblaze: @awl Unfortunately I'm a POG so we don't get those chances. WW3 would pop off and we still be sitting around with our thumbs up our buttholes wondering why this damn oversized refrigerator wont run.
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lcplazureblaze's status on Saturday, 23-Sep-17 19:22:02 UTC@<span class="vcard"><a href="http://rainbowdash.net/user/33377" class="url" title="(((Ulkhas)))"><span class="fn nickname mention">awl</span></a></span> Unfortunately I'm a POG so we don't get those chances. WW3 would pop off and we still be sitting around with our thumbs up our buttholes wondering why this damn oversized refrigerator wont run.2017-09-23T19:22:02+00:00LCpl Azure Blazelcplazureblaze: @deadshot This is where you say: "So that's where my tax money goes." like the rest of my friends.
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lcplazureblaze's status on Saturday, 23-Sep-17 19:09:45 UTC@<span class="vcard"><a href="http://rainbowdash.net/user/52533" class="url" title="calamityakadeadshotoffallouteqestria"><span class="fn nickname mention">deadshot</span></a></span> This is where you say: "So that's where my tax money goes." like the rest of my friends.2017-09-23T19:09:45+00:00LCpl Azure Blazelcplazureblaze: @deadshot Most definitely. I'm not gunna do squat the rest of my time. Once you get to that point in the unit I'm with all you really have to do is teach the next group of guys coming in how to take your place.
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lcplazureblaze's status on Saturday, 23-Sep-17 19:07:28 UTC@<span class="vcard"><a href="http://rainbowdash.net/user/52533" class="url" title="calamityakadeadshotoffallouteqestria"><span class="fn nickname mention">deadshot</span></a></span> Most definitely. I'm not gunna do squat the rest of my time. Once you get to that point in the unit I'm with all you really have to do is teach the next group of guys coming in how to take your place.2017-09-23T19:07:28+00:00LCpl Azure Blazelcplazureblaze: @deadshot Thanks. Less than a year left after this deployment I'm on rn.
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lcplazureblaze's status on Saturday, 23-Sep-17 19:04:35 UTC@<span class="vcard"><a href="http://rainbowdash.net/user/52533" class="url" title="calamityakadeadshotoffallouteqestria"><span class="fn nickname mention">deadshot</span></a></span> Thanks. Less than a year left after this deployment I'm on rn.2017-09-23T19:04:35+00:00LCpl Azure Blazelcplazureblaze: @deadshot 2.5
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lcplazureblaze's status on Saturday, 23-Sep-17 19:02:18 UTC@<span class="vcard"><a href="http://rainbowdash.net/user/52533" class="url" title="calamityakadeadshotoffallouteqestria"><span class="fn nickname mention">deadshot</span></a></span> 2.52017-09-23T19:02:18+00:00LCpl Azure Blazelcplazureblaze: @deadshot USMC
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lcplazureblaze's status on Saturday, 23-Sep-17 18:59:53 UTC@<span class="vcard"><a href="http://rainbowdash.net/user/52533" class="url" title="calamityakadeadshotoffallouteqestria"><span class="fn nickname mention">deadshot</span></a></span> USMC2017-09-23T18:59:53+00:00LCpl Azure Blazelcplazureblaze: @deadshot I told myself I'd never smoke, I told myself I'd never drink and the military pushed me to do both. It changes a man both for the better and for the worse. Overall you probably made the better decision here.
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lcplazureblaze's status on Saturday, 23-Sep-17 18:57:09 UTC@<span class="vcard"><a href="http://rainbowdash.net/user/52533" class="url" title="calamityakadeadshotoffallouteqestria"><span class="fn nickname mention">deadshot</span></a></span> I told myself I'd never smoke, I told myself I'd never drink and the military pushed me to do both. It changes a man both for the better and for the worse. Overall you probably made the better decision here.2017-09-23T18:57:09+00:00LCpl Azure Blazelcplazureblaze: @deadshot Probably overall a wise decision. There is a lot of goofy things that happen in the military. But I will admit it does set you up for the world. If you can do it yourself you're already better than all of us. Me included and I envy that. At this point the only reason I'd reenlist is if I got EOD because then at least I have the chance of blowing up and ending it all.
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lcplazureblaze's status on Saturday, 23-Sep-17 18:53:59 UTC@<span class="vcard"><a href="http://rainbowdash.net/user/52533" class="url" title="calamityakadeadshotoffallouteqestria"><span class="fn nickname mention">deadshot</span></a></span> Probably overall a wise decision. There is a lot of goofy things that happen in the military. But I will admit it does set you up for the world. If you can do it yourself you're already better than all of us. Me included and I envy that. At this point the only reason I'd reenlist is if I got EOD because then at least I have the chance of blowing up and ending it all.2017-09-23T18:53:59+00:00LCpl Azure Blazelcplazureblaze: @deadshot Si, senor.
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lcplazureblaze's status on Saturday, 23-Sep-17 18:48:56 UTC@<span class="vcard"><a href="http://rainbowdash.net/user/52533" class="url" title="calamityakadeadshotoffallouteqestria"><span class="fn nickname mention">deadshot</span></a></span> Si, senor.2017-09-23T18:48:56+00:00LCpl Azure Blazelcplazureblaze: @deadshot High Mobility Multipurpose Wheeled Vehicle, or as the civis call it, a HUMVEE. It almost lit on fire because 1: HMMMWVs are pieces of crap and 2: I left the Emergency brake on and traveled down the road "trying" to go 45 but only going thirty and wondering why my RPMs were so high and I wasn't going anywhere. That's when I smelled something burning and noticed.
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lcplazureblaze's status on Saturday, 23-Sep-17 18:46:15 UTC@<span class="vcard"><a href="http://rainbowdash.net/user/52533" class="url" title="calamityakadeadshotoffallouteqestria"><span class="fn nickname mention">deadshot</span></a></span> High Mobility Multipurpose Wheeled Vehicle, or as the civis call it, a HUMVEE. It almost lit on fire because 1: HMMMWVs are pieces of crap and 2: I left the Emergency brake on and traveled down the road "trying" to go 45 but only going thirty and wondering why my RPMs were so high and I wasn't going anywhere. That's when I smelled something burning and noticed.2017-09-23T18:46:15+00:00LCpl Azure Blazelcplazureblaze: @deadshot Almost lit a HMMWV on fire today. That's something...
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lcplazureblaze's status on Saturday, 23-Sep-17 18:30:28 UTC@<span class="vcard"><a href="http://rainbowdash.net/user/52533" class="url" title="calamityakadeadshotoffallouteqestria"><span class="fn nickname mention">deadshot</span></a></span> Almost lit a HMMWV on fire today. That's something...2017-09-23T18:30:28+00:00LCpl Azure Blazelcplazureblaze: Roommate: You want to know why my clothes don't smell? Me: Because you put them in a trash bag. Also me: You want to know why half of your clothes aren't here? **NOTE: At the beginning of this deployment I threw out his entire laundry bag full of clothes because he left them in a trash bag in the middle of the floor. It looked like trash.**
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lcplazureblaze's status on Friday, 22-Sep-17 05:25:17 UTCRoommate: You want to know why my clothes don't smell? Me: Because you put them in a trash bag. Also me: You want to know why half of your clothes aren't here? **NOTE: At the beginning of this deployment I threw out his entire laundry bag full of clothes because he left them in a trash bag in the middle of the floor. It looked like trash.**2017-09-22T05:25:17+00:00LCpl Azure Blazelcplazureblaze: My friend just asked me where in Spain I was deployed to and I said, "Moron..."
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lcplazureblaze's status on Friday, 22-Sep-17 05:17:56 UTCMy friend just asked me where in Spain I was deployed to and I said, "Moron..."2017-09-22T05:17:56+00:00LCpl Azure Blazelcplazureblaze: So some grunts out here thought you refuel generators by lifting up the exhaust cover and pouring gas down the pipe. Good to know our lives are in good hands...
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lcplazureblaze's status on Thursday, 14-Sep-17 05:17:07 UTCSo some grunts out here thought you refuel generators by lifting up the exhaust cover and pouring gas down the pipe. Good to know our lives are in good hands...2017-09-14T05:17:07+00:00LCpl Azure Blazelcplazureblaze: Instinctfully riving faster to Motley Crue's Kickstart My Heart almost got me a ticket today.
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lcplazureblaze's status on Monday, 04-Sep-17 16:26:23 UTCInstinctfully riving faster to Motley Crue's Kickstart My Heart almost got me a ticket today.2017-09-04T16:26:23+00:00LCpl Azure Blazelcplazureblaze: When you look down at a line of ants calmly working on the ground in Spain and wonder to yourself if they are speaking in Spanish to each other you know you've reached the next level of intellectualism in your life...
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lcplazureblaze's status on Monday, 04-Sep-17 10:12:24 UTCWhen you look down at a line of ants calmly working on the ground in Spain and wonder to yourself if they are speaking in Spanish to each other you know you've reached the next level of intellectualism in your life...2017-09-04T10:12:24+00:00LCpl Azure Blazelcplazureblaze: Promotion board today. Here's how it went... SSgt: What does IRAM stand for? Me to me:*idk tf that is... Answer with confidence...* Me: SSgt, IRAM stands for, I initiate pt. R regulate pt. A arrange pt. M manage pt. SSgt: do you have any idea what IRAM stands for? Me:... SSgt:... Me: No SSgt... Ssgt: it's pros and cons Marine... Yeah so it all ended with me pretty much getting non recommended for Cpl because I kept a lizard as a pet in my room and that's not discipline... Y'all would've been proud tho. Best deployment ever.
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lcplazureblaze's status on Thursday, 31-Aug-17 10:24:27 UTCPromotion board today. Here's how it went...<br />SSgt: What does IRAM stand for?<br />Me to me:*idk tf that is... Answer with confidence...*<br />Me: SSgt, IRAM stands for, I initiate pt. R regulate pt. A arrange pt. M manage pt.<br />SSgt: do you have any idea what IRAM stands for?<br />Me:...<br />SSgt:...<br />Me: No SSgt...<br />Ssgt: it's pros and cons Marine...<br />Yeah so it all ended with me pretty much getting non recommended for Cpl because I kept a lizard as a pet in my room and that's not discipline... Y'all would've been proud tho. Best deployment ever.2017-08-31T10:24:27+00:00LCpl Azure Blazelcplazureblaze: Me: Shepherd, are you going to the gym today? Shepherd: Hell no. Me: Why not? Your favorite thing is there. Shepherd: What's that? Me: Sweaty men...
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lcplazureblaze's status on Wednesday, 30-Aug-17 17:26:12 UTCMe: Shepherd, are you going to the gym today? Shepherd: Hell no. Me: Why not? Your favorite thing is there. Shepherd: What's that? Me: Sweaty men...2017-08-30T17:26:12+00:00LCpl Azure Blazelcplazureblaze: My greatest fear if America continues going the way it is: https://youtu.be/e_37wQUiXIk
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lcplazureblaze's status on Wednesday, 30-Aug-17 10:35:42 UTCMy greatest fear if America continues going the way it is: <a href="https://youtu.be/e_37wQUiXIk" title="https://youtu.be/e_37wQUiXIk" class="attachment thumbnail" id="attachment-861715" rel="nofollow external">https://youtu.be/e_37wQUiXIk</a>2017-08-30T10:35:42+00:00LCpl Azure Blazelcplazureblaze: @ceruleansparkold Add about 150lbs to that and you pretty much have it...
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lcplazureblaze's status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-17 20:46:22 UTC@<span class="vcard"><a href="http://rainbowdash.net/user/1948" class="url" title="Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark"><span class="fn nickname mention">ceruleansparkold</span></a></span> Add about 150lbs to that and you pretty much have it...2017-08-29T20:46:22+00:00LCpl Azure Blazelcplazureblaze: Situation: 10:30 at night. 3/4 roommates asleep in their racks. 4th roommate hasn't been heard or seen all day. Suddenly the door swings open and the lights turn on. 4th roommate shouts, "What up *****es!!!" Literally everyone in the room: http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/861713
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lcplazureblaze's status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-17 20:38:10 UTCSituation: 10:30 at night. 3/4 roommates asleep in their racks. 4th roommate hasn't been heard or seen all day. Suddenly the door swings open and the lights turn on. 4th roommate shouts, "What up *****es!!!" Literally everyone in the room: <a href="http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/861713" title="http://fi.rdn.io/file/lcplazureblaze-20170829T203808-gfawn2u.png" class="attachment thumbnail" id="attachment-861713" rel="nofollow external">http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/861713</a>2017-08-29T20:38:10+00:00LCpl Azure Blazelcplazureblaze: I got caught with a pet lizard that I caught and kept inside my barracks room. My commanding officer and staff non commissioned officer sat me down and asked me what the hell. I told them that his name was Spike and that I was teaching him how to breathe fire. They laughed and this is how the rest of the conversation went: Them: how'd you feel when you let him go? Me: sad of course. Them: why? Me: because I had bonded with him. Them: how long did you have him? Me: two days. They laughed again... Something tells me I'm not getting paperwork for this but now they call me Mr. Spike...
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lcplazureblaze's status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-17 15:44:32 UTCI got caught with a pet lizard that I caught and kept inside my barracks room. My commanding officer and staff non commissioned officer sat me down and asked me what the hell. I told them that his name was Spike and that I was teaching him how to breathe fire. They laughed and this is how the rest of the conversation went: Them: how'd you feel when you let him go? Me: sad of course. Them: why? Me: because I had bonded with him. Them: how long did you have him? Me: two days. They laughed again... Something tells me I'm not getting paperwork for this but now they call me Mr. Spike...2017-08-29T15:44:32+00:00LCpl Azure Blazelcplazureblaze: Why are there people out there protesting for stupid stuff like women's rights and black lives matter when we could be protesting against something that actually matters like people who make peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwiches...
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lcplazureblaze's status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-17 15:33:08 UTCWhy are there people out there protesting for stupid stuff like women's rights and black lives matter when we could be protesting against something that actually matters like people who make peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwiches...2017-08-29T15:33:08+00:00LCpl Azure Blazelcplazureblaze: TMW, a random First Sergeant walks up to you at chow and uses you to make himself look like a boot in front of his entire grunt unit. Gee Gee, First Sergeant, trust me, I've been here longer, I know how things work. Now go have a seat.
http://rainbowdash.net/notice/5011890
lcplazureblaze's status on Thursday, 24-Aug-17 13:02:00 UTCTMW, a random First Sergeant walks up to you at chow and uses you to make himself look like a boot in front of his entire grunt unit. Gee Gee, First Sergeant, trust me, I've been here longer, I know how things work. Now go have a seat.2017-08-24T13:02:00+00:00LCpl Azure Blazelcplazureblaze: Whose bright idea was it to put the armory and the ammo on two completely different sides of the base? Literally all you have to do is do a night para drop and we're all screwed because we have to run 12+ miles just to get armed in order to fight back. Gee gee.
http://rainbowdash.net/notice/5009519
lcplazureblaze's status on Wednesday, 23-Aug-17 05:38:32 UTCWhose bright idea was it to put the armory and the ammo on two completely different sides of the base? Literally all you have to do is do a night para drop and we're all screwed because we have to run 12+ miles just to get armed in order to fight back. Gee gee.2017-08-23T05:38:32+00:00LCpl Azure Blazelcplazureblaze: #prolifelessonoftheday If you have a lot of protein in your diet and you decide to have a lot of tobasco sauce be ready...
http://rainbowdash.net/notice/5008248
lcplazureblaze's status on Tuesday, 22-Aug-17 10:14:38 UTC#<span class="tag"><a href="http://rainbowdash.net/tag/prolifelessonoftheday" rel="tag">prolifelessonoftheday</a></span> If you have a lot of protein in your diet and you decide to have a lot of tobasco sauce be ready...2017-08-22T10:14:38+00:00LCpl Azure Blazelcplazureblaze: The total solar eclipse only happens once every lifetime. Good thing I'm deployed, I mean who would want to see that?
http://rainbowdash.net/notice/5007929
lcplazureblaze's status on Tuesday, 22-Aug-17 05:22:37 UTCThe total solar eclipse only happens once every lifetime. Good thing I'm deployed, I mean who would want to see that?2017-08-22T05:22:37+00:00LCpl Azure Blazelcplazureblaze: TMW you decide to lock yourself inside I giant freezer to skate through the second half of the workday. #skatinglegend2017
http://rainbowdash.net/notice/5007665
lcplazureblaze's status on Monday, 21-Aug-17 20:37:39 UTCTMW you decide to lock yourself inside I giant freezer to skate through the second half of the workday. #<span class="tag"><a href="http://rainbowdash.net/tag/skatinglegend2017" rel="tag">skatinglegend2017</a></span>2017-08-21T20:37:39+00:00LCpl Azure Blazelcplazureblaze: @firestormdangerdash Except Razor belongs to PC gaming and PC gaming is master race filthy peasants.
http://rainbowdash.net/notice/5006898
lcplazureblaze's status on Monday, 21-Aug-17 10:15:45 UTC@<span class="vcard"><a href="http://rainbowdash.net/user/7119" class="url" title="Firestorm"><span class="fn nickname mention">firestormdangerdash</span></a></span> Except Razor belongs to PC gaming and PC gaming is master race filthy peasants.2017-08-21T10:15:45+00:00LCpl Azure Blazelcplazureblaze: TMW you find an empty hazmat barrel so you decide that your health isn't as important as skating through the workday. #hidinginahazmatbarrel #skatinglegend2017
http://rainbowdash.net/notice/5006893
lcplazureblaze's status on Monday, 21-Aug-17 10:14:17 UTCTMW you find an empty hazmat barrel so you decide that your health isn't as important as skating through the workday. #<span class="tag"><a href="http://rainbowdash.net/tag/hidinginahazmatbarrel" rel="tag">hidinginahazmatbarrel</a></span> #<span class="tag"><a href="http://rainbowdash.net/tag/skatinglegend2017" rel="tag">skatinglegend2017</a></span>2017-08-21T10:14:17+00:00LCpl Azure Blazelcplazureblaze: No carb diet suck.
http://rainbowdash.net/notice/5003437
lcplazureblaze's status on Saturday, 19-Aug-17 11:35:06 UTCNo carb diet suck.2017-08-19T11:35:06+00:00LCpl Azure Blazelcplazureblaze: The best part about having to use the crapper in the middle of the night on a military base is when you hear everyone rubbing their weiners around you...
http://rainbowdash.net/notice/5002327
lcplazureblaze's status on Friday, 18-Aug-17 20:12:14 UTCThe best part about having to use the crapper in the middle of the night on a military base is when you hear everyone rubbing their weiners around you...2017-08-18T20:12:14+00:00LCpl Azure BlazelcplazureblazeLCpl Azure Blaze