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items: lcplazureblaze: "You do you, man." -IDK Ghandi probs-
items: lcplazureblaze: @mrmattimation I forced some poor kids in china to build one for me, you should do the same...
items: lcplazureblaze: My friends told me if I came back from this deployment a virgin they'd think I was gay... Now I'm coming back as a vaper... #storyofmylife
items: lcplazureblaze: I made this meme. It was inspired by real life events today... http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/862730
items: lcplazureblaze: First to go, last to know...
items: lcplazureblaze: Am I a man that defines the corporate ethos? Or does the corporate ethos define me? http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/862725
items: lcplazureblaze: @m14brony Seven, Six, Two Millimeter... Full, Metal, Jacket... http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/862724
items: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/5059076
items: lcplazureblaze: @awl Also I'm trusting you to not use the information I share here to start a war with America pl0x. I'd get in so much trouble.
items: lcplazureblaze: @awl I just want to go out of the way to say I absolutely love Russians. I'm trying to learn Russian myself. How was your time in the Army?
items: lcplazureblaze: @awl NBC training goes once every two years but they normally send us out before that a lot just cuz we can. What branch were you?
items: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/5059008
items: lcplazureblaze: @deadshot If you know how to load rounds into a mag the right way you're already better than 1/4 of us. I've seen officers load pistol mags backwards... It's embarrassing.
items: lcplazureblaze: @deadshot I like them better anyways, yes. But I'm still waiting for the day Desert Eagles become standard issue. Or at least let me bring my own with me...
items: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/5058964
items: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/5058953
items: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/5058944
items: lcplazureblaze: @deadshot This is where you say: "So that's where my tax money goes." like the rest of my friends.
items: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/5058927
items: lcplazureblaze: @deadshot Thanks. Less than a year left after this deployment I'm on rn.
items: lcplazureblaze: @deadshot 2.5
items: lcplazureblaze: @deadshot USMC
items: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/5058905
items: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/5058900
items: lcplazureblaze: @deadshot Si, senor.
items: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/5058885
items: lcplazureblaze: @deadshot Almost lit a HMMWV on fire today. That's something...
items: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/5056530
items: lcplazureblaze: My friend just asked me where in Spain I was deployed to and I said, "Moron..."
items: lcplazureblaze: So some grunts out here thought you refuel generators by lifting up the exhaust cover and pouring gas down the pipe. Good to know our lives are in good hands...
items: lcplazureblaze: Instinctfully riving faster to Motley Crue's Kickstart My Heart almost got me a ticket today.
items: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/5030106
items: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/5023842
items: lcplazureblaze: Me: Shepherd, are you going to the gym today? Shepherd: Hell no. Me: Why not? Your favorite thing is there. Shepherd: What's that? Me: Sweaty men...
items: lcplazureblaze: My greatest fear if America continues going the way it is: https://youtu.be/e_37wQUiXIk
items: lcplazureblaze: @ceruleansparkold Add about 150lbs to that and you pretty much have it...
items: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/5021003
items: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/5020542
items: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/5020522
items: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/5011890
items: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/5009519
items: lcplazureblaze: #prolifelessonoftheday If you have a lot of protein in your diet and you decide to have a lot of tobasco sauce be ready...
items: lcplazureblaze: The total solar eclipse only happens once every lifetime. Good thing I'm deployed, I mean who would want to see that?
items: lcplazureblaze: TMW you decide to lock yourself inside I giant freezer to skate through the second half of the workday. #skatinglegend2017
items: lcplazureblaze: @firestormdangerdash Except Razor belongs to PC gaming and PC gaming is master race filthy peasants.
items: lcplazureblaze: TMW you find an empty hazmat barrel so you decide that your health isn't as important as skating through the workday. #hidinginahazmatbarrel #skatinglegend2017
items: lcplazureblaze: No carb diet suck.
items: lcplazureblaze: The best part about having to use the crapper in the middle of the night on a military base is when you hear everyone rubbing their weiners around you...

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lcplazureblaze: "You do you, man." -IDK Ghandi probs-
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description: lcplazureblaze's status on Wednesday, 30-Oct-19 00:28:45 UTC
encoded: "You do you, man." -IDK Ghandi probs-
date: 2019-10-30T00:28:45+00:00
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has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/4533916

lcplazureblaze: @mrmattimation I forced some poor kids in china to build one for me, you should do the same...
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description: lcplazureblaze's status on Tuesday, 03-Oct-17 18:10:40 UTC
encoded: @mrmattimation I forced some poor kids in china to build one for me, you should do the same...
date: 2017-10-03T18:10:40+00:00
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reply of: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/5074336
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lcplazureblaze: My friends told me if I came back from this deployment a virgin they'd think I was gay... Now I'm coming back as a vaper... #storyofmylife
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encoded: My friends told me if I came back from this deployment a virgin they'd think I was gay... Now I'm coming back as a vaper... #storyofmylife
date: 2017-10-02T21:00:11+00:00
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lcplazureblaze: I made this meme. It was inspired by real life events today... http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/862730
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description: lcplazureblaze's status on Tuesday, 26-Sep-17 16:28:28 UTC
encoded: I made this meme. It was inspired by real life events today... http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/862730
date: 2017-09-26T16:28:28+00:00
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lcplazureblaze: First to go, last to know...
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encoded: First to go, last to know...
date: 2017-09-25T15:06:10+00:00
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has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/4180955

lcplazureblaze: Am I a man that defines the corporate ethos? Or does the corporate ethos define me? http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/862725
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encoded: Am I a man that defines the corporate ethos? Or does the corporate ethos define me? http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/862725
date: 2017-09-25T05:09:30+00:00
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lcplazureblaze: @m14brony Seven, Six, Two Millimeter... Full, Metal, Jacket... http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/862724
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description: lcplazureblaze's status on Monday, 25-Sep-17 05:01:09 UTC
encoded: @m14brony Seven, Six, Two Millimeter... Full, Metal, Jacket... http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/862724
date: 2017-09-25T05:01:09+00:00
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reply of: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/5060519
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http://rainbowdash.net/notice/5059076
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title: lcplazureblaze: @awl Same here. It may suck now but I've done things nobody else could imagine doing... Made some really good friends and shared good times and bad times with them but we laugh at both of them either way.
description: lcplazureblaze's status on Saturday, 23-Sep-17 20:55:55 UTC
encoded: @awl Same here. It may suck now but I've done things nobody else could imagine doing... Made some really good friends and shared good times and bad times with them but we laugh at both of them either way.
date: 2017-09-23T20:55:55+00:00
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reply of: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/5059047
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lcplazureblaze: @awl Also I'm trusting you to not use the information I share here to start a war with America pl0x. I'd get in so much trouble.
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description: lcplazureblaze's status on Saturday, 23-Sep-17 20:22:41 UTC
encoded: @awl Also I'm trusting you to not use the information I share here to start a war with America pl0x. I'd get in so much trouble.
date: 2017-09-23T20:22:41+00:00
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reply of: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/5059040
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lcplazureblaze: @awl I just want to go out of the way to say I absolutely love Russians. I'm trying to learn Russian myself. How was your time in the Army?
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description: lcplazureblaze's status on Saturday, 23-Sep-17 20:20:51 UTC
encoded: @awl I just want to go out of the way to say I absolutely love Russians. I'm trying to learn Russian myself. How was your time in the Army?
date: 2017-09-23T20:20:51+00:00
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reply of: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/5059040
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lcplazureblaze: @awl NBC training goes once every two years but they normally send us out before that a lot just cuz we can. What branch were you?
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description: lcplazureblaze's status on Saturday, 23-Sep-17 20:14:40 UTC
encoded: @awl NBC training goes once every two years but they normally send us out before that a lot just cuz we can. What branch were you?
date: 2017-09-23T20:14:40+00:00
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reply of: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/5059027
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http://rainbowdash.net/notice/5059008
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title: lcplazureblaze: @awl Everyone has to qualify on the rifle range once a year. Depending on your score you get one of three qualifications: Expert being the highest (me just to brag a bit), Sharpshooter, and Marksman which is the lowest. If you fail you are unqualified and have to try again. Same standards apply for pistol qual only certain Marines are required to qual with that. There are a number of different combat skill that need to be tested with varying intervals in which they need to be tested such as gas chamber and swimming which are every two years but we do them more often because we have nothing better to do. Most combat related skills are tested yearly.
description: lcplazureblaze's status on Saturday, 23-Sep-17 19:52:37 UTC
encoded: @awl Everyone has to qualify on the rifle range once a year. Depending on your score you get one of three qualifications: Expert being the highest (me just to brag a bit), Sharpshooter, and Marksman which is the lowest. If you fail you are unqualified and have to try again. Same standards apply for pistol qual only certain Marines are required to qual with that. There are a number of different combat skill that need to be tested with varying intervals in which they need to be tested such as gas chamber and swimming which are every two years but we do them more often because we have nothing better to do. Most combat related skills are tested yearly.
date: 2017-09-23T19:52:37+00:00
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reply of: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/5058989
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lcplazureblaze: @deadshot If you know how to load rounds into a mag the right way you're already better than 1/4 of us. I've seen officers load pistol mags backwards... It's embarrassing.
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description: lcplazureblaze's status on Saturday, 23-Sep-17 19:44:17 UTC
encoded: @deadshot If you know how to load rounds into a mag the right way you're already better than 1/4 of us. I've seen officers load pistol mags backwards... It's embarrassing.
date: 2017-09-23T19:44:17+00:00
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reply of: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/5058978
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lcplazureblaze: @deadshot I like them better anyways, yes. But I'm still waiting for the day Desert Eagles become standard issue. Or at least let me bring my own with me...
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description: lcplazureblaze's status on Saturday, 23-Sep-17 19:39:13 UTC
encoded: @deadshot I like them better anyways, yes. But I'm still waiting for the day Desert Eagles become standard issue. Or at least let me bring my own with me...
date: 2017-09-23T19:39:13+00:00
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reply of: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/5058968
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http://rainbowdash.net/notice/5058964
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title: lcplazureblaze: @deadshot I don't care. The Marine Corps survives off of the Army's garbage. Basically since the Corps is a department of the Navy all of our funds are basically leftover funds from the actual Navy meaning we get significantly less funds than the other departments. So we use our funds to buy the Army's used gear (ex. Rifles, tanks, pistols, aircraft, machine guns). That means I don't care what the Army gets because the Marine Corps is still going to be stuck with Bretta M9's until the Army is done with their P320's and pass them to us.
description: lcplazureblaze's status on Saturday, 23-Sep-17 19:35:16 UTC
encoded: @deadshot I don't care. The Marine Corps survives off of the Army's garbage. Basically since the Corps is a department of the Navy all of our funds are basically leftover funds from the actual Navy meaning we get significantly less funds than the other departments. So we use our funds to buy the Army's used gear (ex. Rifles, tanks, pistols, aircraft, machine guns). That means I don't care what the Army gets because the Marine Corps is still going to be stuck with Bretta M9's until the Army is done with their P320's and pass them to us.
date: 2017-09-23T19:35:16+00:00
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reply of: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/5058957
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http://rainbowdash.net/notice/5058953
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title: lcplazureblaze: You and the rest of America who pays taxes are paying me $2,000 for me to sit around doing this all day. Know you know where all of your money is going. Any more questions? http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/862718
description: lcplazureblaze's status on Saturday, 23-Sep-17 19:29:10 UTC
encoded: You and the rest of America who pays taxes are paying me $2,000 for me to sit around doing this all day. Know you know where all of your money is going. Any more questions? http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/862718
date: 2017-09-23T19:29:10+00:00
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http://rainbowdash.net/notice/5058944
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title: lcplazureblaze: @awl Unfortunately I'm a POG so we don't get those chances. WW3 would pop off and we still be sitting around with our thumbs up our buttholes wondering why this damn oversized refrigerator wont run.
description: lcplazureblaze's status on Saturday, 23-Sep-17 19:22:02 UTC
encoded: @awl Unfortunately I'm a POG so we don't get those chances. WW3 would pop off and we still be sitting around with our thumbs up our buttholes wondering why this damn oversized refrigerator wont run.
date: 2017-09-23T19:22:02+00:00
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reply of: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/5058936
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lcplazureblaze: @deadshot This is where you say: "So that's where my tax money goes." like the rest of my friends.
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description: lcplazureblaze's status on Saturday, 23-Sep-17 19:09:45 UTC
encoded: @deadshot This is where you say: "So that's where my tax money goes." like the rest of my friends.
date: 2017-09-23T19:09:45+00:00
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reply of: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/5058929
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http://rainbowdash.net/notice/5058927
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title: lcplazureblaze: @deadshot Most definitely. I'm not gunna do squat the rest of my time. Once you get to that point in the unit I'm with all you really have to do is teach the next group of guys coming in how to take your place.
description: lcplazureblaze's status on Saturday, 23-Sep-17 19:07:28 UTC
encoded: @deadshot Most definitely. I'm not gunna do squat the rest of my time. Once you get to that point in the unit I'm with all you really have to do is teach the next group of guys coming in how to take your place.
date: 2017-09-23T19:07:28+00:00
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reply of: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/5058921
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lcplazureblaze: @deadshot Thanks. Less than a year left after this deployment I'm on rn.
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description: lcplazureblaze's status on Saturday, 23-Sep-17 19:04:35 UTC
encoded: @deadshot Thanks. Less than a year left after this deployment I'm on rn.
date: 2017-09-23T19:04:35+00:00
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reply of: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/5058917
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lcplazureblaze: @deadshot 2.5
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encoded: @deadshot 2.5
date: 2017-09-23T19:02:18+00:00
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reply of: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/5058914
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lcplazureblaze: @deadshot USMC
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encoded: @deadshot USMC
date: 2017-09-23T18:59:53+00:00
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http://rainbowdash.net/notice/5058905
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title: lcplazureblaze: @deadshot I told myself I'd never smoke, I told myself I'd never drink and the military pushed me to do both. It changes a man both for the better and for the worse. Overall you probably made the better decision here.
description: lcplazureblaze's status on Saturday, 23-Sep-17 18:57:09 UTC
encoded: @deadshot I told myself I'd never smoke, I told myself I'd never drink and the military pushed me to do both. It changes a man both for the better and for the worse. Overall you probably made the better decision here.
date: 2017-09-23T18:57:09+00:00
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reply of: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/5058903
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http://rainbowdash.net/notice/5058900
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title: lcplazureblaze: @deadshot Probably overall a wise decision. There is a lot of goofy things that happen in the military. But I will admit it does set you up for the world. If you can do it yourself you're already better than all of us. Me included and I envy that. At this point the only reason I'd reenlist is if I got EOD because then at least I have the chance of blowing up and ending it all.
description: lcplazureblaze's status on Saturday, 23-Sep-17 18:53:59 UTC
encoded: @deadshot Probably overall a wise decision. There is a lot of goofy things that happen in the military. But I will admit it does set you up for the world. If you can do it yourself you're already better than all of us. Me included and I envy that. At this point the only reason I'd reenlist is if I got EOD because then at least I have the chance of blowing up and ending it all.
date: 2017-09-23T18:53:59+00:00
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reply of: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/5058892
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lcplazureblaze: @deadshot Si, senor.
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description: lcplazureblaze's status on Saturday, 23-Sep-17 18:48:56 UTC
encoded: @deadshot Si, senor.
date: 2017-09-23T18:48:56+00:00
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reply of: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/5058888
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http://rainbowdash.net/notice/5058885
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title: lcplazureblaze: @deadshot High Mobility Multipurpose Wheeled Vehicle, or as the civis call it, a HUMVEE. It almost lit on fire because 1: HMMMWVs are pieces of crap and 2: I left the Emergency brake on and traveled down the road "trying" to go 45 but only going thirty and wondering why my RPMs were so high and I wasn't going anywhere. That's when I smelled something burning and noticed.
description: lcplazureblaze's status on Saturday, 23-Sep-17 18:46:15 UTC
encoded: @deadshot High Mobility Multipurpose Wheeled Vehicle, or as the civis call it, a HUMVEE. It almost lit on fire because 1: HMMMWVs are pieces of crap and 2: I left the Emergency brake on and traveled down the road "trying" to go 45 but only going thirty and wondering why my RPMs were so high and I wasn't going anywhere. That's when I smelled something burning and noticed.
date: 2017-09-23T18:46:15+00:00
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reply of: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/5058865
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lcplazureblaze: @deadshot Almost lit a HMMWV on fire today. That's something...
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description: lcplazureblaze's status on Saturday, 23-Sep-17 18:30:28 UTC
encoded: @deadshot Almost lit a HMMWV on fire today. That's something...
date: 2017-09-23T18:30:28+00:00
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reply of: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/5058851
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http://rainbowdash.net/notice/5056530
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title: lcplazureblaze: Roommate: You want to know why my clothes don't smell? Me: Because you put them in a trash bag. Also me: You want to know why half of your clothes aren't here? **NOTE: At the beginning of this deployment I threw out his entire laundry bag full of clothes because he left them in a trash bag in the middle of the floor. It looked like trash.**
description: lcplazureblaze's status on Friday, 22-Sep-17 05:25:17 UTC
encoded: Roommate: You want to know why my clothes don't smell? Me: Because you put them in a trash bag. Also me: You want to know why half of your clothes aren't here? **NOTE: At the beginning of this deployment I threw out his entire laundry bag full of clothes because he left them in a trash bag in the middle of the floor. It looked like trash.**
date: 2017-09-22T05:25:17+00:00
creator: LCpl Azure Blaze
maker: LCpl Azure Blaze
has creator: acct
post icon: lcplazureblaze timeline
has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/4176652

lcplazureblaze: My friend just asked me where in Spain I was deployed to and I said, "Moron..."
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type: MicroblogPost
description: lcplazureblaze's status on Friday, 22-Sep-17 05:17:56 UTC
encoded: My friend just asked me where in Spain I was deployed to and I said, "Moron..."
date: 2017-09-22T05:17:56+00:00
creator: LCpl Azure Blaze
maker: LCpl Azure Blaze
has creator: acct
post icon: lcplazureblaze timeline
has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/4176646

lcplazureblaze: So some grunts out here thought you refuel generators by lifting up the exhaust cover and pouring gas down the pipe. Good to know our lives are in good hands...
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type: MicroblogPost
description: lcplazureblaze's status on Thursday, 14-Sep-17 05:17:07 UTC
encoded: So some grunts out here thought you refuel generators by lifting up the exhaust cover and pouring gas down the pipe. Good to know our lives are in good hands...
date: 2017-09-14T05:17:07+00:00
creator: LCpl Azure Blaze
maker: LCpl Azure Blaze
has creator: acct
post icon: lcplazureblaze timeline
has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/4167418

lcplazureblaze: Instinctfully riving faster to Motley Crue's Kickstart My Heart almost got me a ticket today.
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type: MicroblogPost
description: lcplazureblaze's status on Monday, 04-Sep-17 16:26:23 UTC
encoded: Instinctfully riving faster to Motley Crue's Kickstart My Heart almost got me a ticket today.
date: 2017-09-04T16:26:23+00:00
creator: LCpl Azure Blaze
maker: LCpl Azure Blaze
has creator: acct
post icon: lcplazureblaze timeline
has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/4155363

http://rainbowdash.net/notice/5030106
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type: MicroblogPost
title: lcplazureblaze: When you look down at a line of ants calmly working on the ground in Spain and wonder to yourself if they are speaking in Spanish to each other you know you've reached the next level of intellectualism in your life...
description: lcplazureblaze's status on Monday, 04-Sep-17 10:12:24 UTC
encoded: When you look down at a line of ants calmly working on the ground in Spain and wonder to yourself if they are speaking in Spanish to each other you know you've reached the next level of intellectualism in your life...
date: 2017-09-04T10:12:24+00:00
creator: LCpl Azure Blaze
maker: LCpl Azure Blaze
has creator: acct
post icon: lcplazureblaze timeline
has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/4155042

http://rainbowdash.net/notice/5023842
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type: MicroblogPost
title: lcplazureblaze: Promotion board today. Here's how it went... SSgt: What does IRAM stand for? Me to me:*idk tf that is... Answer with confidence...* Me: SSgt, IRAM stands for, I initiate pt. R regulate pt. A arrange pt. M manage pt. SSgt: do you have any idea what IRAM stands for? Me:... SSgt:... Me: No SSgt... Ssgt: it's pros and cons Marine... Yeah so it all ended with me pretty much getting non recommended for Cpl because I kept a lizard as a pet in my room and that's not discipline... Y'all would've been proud tho. Best deployment ever.
description: lcplazureblaze's status on Thursday, 31-Aug-17 10:24:27 UTC
encoded: Promotion board today. Here's how it went... SSgt: What does IRAM stand for? Me to me:*idk tf that is... Answer with confidence...* Me: SSgt, IRAM stands for, I initiate pt. R regulate pt. A arrange pt. M manage pt. SSgt: do you have any idea what IRAM stands for? Me:... SSgt:... Me: No SSgt... Ssgt: it's pros and cons Marine... Yeah so it all ended with me pretty much getting non recommended for Cpl because I kept a lizard as a pet in my room and that's not discipline... Y'all would've been proud tho. Best deployment ever.
date: 2017-08-31T10:24:27+00:00
creator: LCpl Azure Blaze
maker: LCpl Azure Blaze
has creator: acct
post icon: lcplazureblaze timeline
has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/4149933

lcplazureblaze: Me: Shepherd, are you going to the gym today? Shepherd: Hell no. Me: Why not? Your favorite thing is there. Shepherd: What's that? Me: Sweaty men...
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type: MicroblogPost
description: lcplazureblaze's status on Wednesday, 30-Aug-17 17:26:12 UTC
encoded: Me: Shepherd, are you going to the gym today? Shepherd: Hell no. Me: Why not? Your favorite thing is there. Shepherd: What's that? Me: Sweaty men...
date: 2017-08-30T17:26:12+00:00
creator: LCpl Azure Blaze
maker: LCpl Azure Blaze
has creator: acct
post icon: lcplazureblaze timeline
has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/4148931

lcplazureblaze: My greatest fear if America continues going the way it is: https://youtu.be/e_37wQUiXIk
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type: MicroblogPost
description: lcplazureblaze's status on Wednesday, 30-Aug-17 10:35:42 UTC
encoded: My greatest fear if America continues going the way it is: https://youtu.be/e_37wQUiXIk
date: 2017-08-30T10:35:42+00:00
creator: LCpl Azure Blaze
maker: LCpl Azure Blaze
has creator: acct
post icon: lcplazureblaze timeline
has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/4148528
enclosure: Traps.
links to: Traps.

Traps.
date: 2017-08-30T10:35:45+00:00
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lcplazureblaze: @ceruleansparkold Add about 150lbs to that and you pretty much have it...
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type: MicroblogPost
description: lcplazureblaze's status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-17 20:46:22 UTC
encoded: @ceruleansparkold Add about 150lbs to that and you pretty much have it...
date: 2017-08-29T20:46:22+00:00
creator: LCpl Azure Blaze
maker: LCpl Azure Blaze
has creator: acct
post icon: lcplazureblaze timeline
reply of: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/1872859
has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/427328

http://rainbowdash.net/notice/5021003
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type: MicroblogPost
title: lcplazureblaze: Situation: 10:30 at night. 3/4 roommates asleep in their racks. 4th roommate hasn't been heard or seen all day. Suddenly the door swings open and the lights turn on. 4th roommate shouts, "What up *****es!!!" Literally everyone in the room: http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/861713
description: lcplazureblaze's status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-17 20:38:10 UTC
encoded: Situation: 10:30 at night. 3/4 roommates asleep in their racks. 4th roommate hasn't been heard or seen all day. Suddenly the door swings open and the lights turn on. 4th roommate shouts, "What up *****es!!!" Literally everyone in the room: http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/861713
date: 2017-08-29T20:38:10+00:00
creator: LCpl Azure Blaze
maker: LCpl Azure Blaze
has creator: acct
post icon: lcplazureblaze timeline
has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/4147670

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date: 2017-08-29T20:38:08+00:00
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http://rainbowdash.net/notice/5020542
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type: MicroblogPost
title: lcplazureblaze: I got caught with a pet lizard that I caught and kept inside my barracks room. My commanding officer and staff non commissioned officer sat me down and asked me what the hell. I told them that his name was Spike and that I was teaching him how to breathe fire. They laughed and this is how the rest of the conversation went: Them: how'd you feel when you let him go? Me: sad of course. Them: why? Me: because I had bonded with him. Them: how long did you have him? Me: two days. They laughed again... Something tells me I'm not getting paperwork for this but now they call me Mr. Spike...
description: lcplazureblaze's status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-17 15:44:32 UTC
encoded: I got caught with a pet lizard that I caught and kept inside my barracks room. My commanding officer and staff non commissioned officer sat me down and asked me what the hell. I told them that his name was Spike and that I was teaching him how to breathe fire. They laughed and this is how the rest of the conversation went: Them: how'd you feel when you let him go? Me: sad of course. Them: why? Me: because I had bonded with him. Them: how long did you have him? Me: two days. They laughed again... Something tells me I'm not getting paperwork for this but now they call me Mr. Spike...
date: 2017-08-29T15:44:32+00:00
creator: LCpl Azure Blaze
maker: LCpl Azure Blaze
has creator: acct
post icon: lcplazureblaze timeline
has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/4147303

http://rainbowdash.net/notice/5020522
type: item
type: MicroblogPost
title: lcplazureblaze: Why are there people out there protesting for stupid stuff like women's rights and black lives matter when we could be protesting against something that actually matters like people who make peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwiches...
description: lcplazureblaze's status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-17 15:33:08 UTC
encoded: Why are there people out there protesting for stupid stuff like women's rights and black lives matter when we could be protesting against something that actually matters like people who make peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwiches...
date: 2017-08-29T15:33:08+00:00
creator: LCpl Azure Blaze
maker: LCpl Azure Blaze
has creator: acct
post icon: lcplazureblaze timeline
has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/4147287

http://rainbowdash.net/notice/5011890
type: item
type: MicroblogPost
title: lcplazureblaze: TMW, a random First Sergeant walks up to you at chow and uses you to make himself look like a boot in front of his entire grunt unit. Gee Gee, First Sergeant, trust me, I've been here longer, I know how things work. Now go have a seat.
description: lcplazureblaze's status on Thursday, 24-Aug-17 13:02:00 UTC
encoded: TMW, a random First Sergeant walks up to you at chow and uses you to make himself look like a boot in front of his entire grunt unit. Gee Gee, First Sergeant, trust me, I've been here longer, I know how things work. Now go have a seat.
date: 2017-08-24T13:02:00+00:00
creator: LCpl Azure Blaze
maker: LCpl Azure Blaze
has creator: acct
post icon: lcplazureblaze timeline
has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/4140490

http://rainbowdash.net/notice/5009519
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type: MicroblogPost
title: lcplazureblaze: Whose bright idea was it to put the armory and the ammo on two completely different sides of the base? Literally all you have to do is do a night para drop and we're all screwed because we have to run 12+ miles just to get armed in order to fight back. Gee gee.
description: lcplazureblaze's status on Wednesday, 23-Aug-17 05:38:32 UTC
encoded: Whose bright idea was it to put the armory and the ammo on two completely different sides of the base? Literally all you have to do is do a night para drop and we're all screwed because we have to run 12+ miles just to get armed in order to fight back. Gee gee.
date: 2017-08-23T05:38:32+00:00
creator: LCpl Azure Blaze
maker: LCpl Azure Blaze
has creator: acct
post icon: lcplazureblaze timeline
has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/4138672

lcplazureblaze: #prolifelessonoftheday If you have a lot of protein in your diet and you decide to have a lot of tobasco sauce be ready...
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type: MicroblogPost
description: lcplazureblaze's status on Tuesday, 22-Aug-17 10:14:38 UTC
encoded: #prolifelessonoftheday If you have a lot of protein in your diet and you decide to have a lot of tobasco sauce be ready...
date: 2017-08-22T10:14:38+00:00
creator: LCpl Azure Blaze
maker: LCpl Azure Blaze
has creator: acct
post icon: lcplazureblaze timeline
has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/4137644
tagged: concept

concept
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label: prolifelessonoftheday

lcplazureblaze: The total solar eclipse only happens once every lifetime. Good thing I'm deployed, I mean who would want to see that?
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type: MicroblogPost
description: lcplazureblaze's status on Tuesday, 22-Aug-17 05:22:37 UTC
encoded: The total solar eclipse only happens once every lifetime. Good thing I'm deployed, I mean who would want to see that?
date: 2017-08-22T05:22:37+00:00
creator: LCpl Azure Blaze
maker: LCpl Azure Blaze
has creator: acct
post icon: lcplazureblaze timeline
has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/4137389

lcplazureblaze: TMW you decide to lock yourself inside I giant freezer to skate through the second half of the workday. #skatinglegend2017
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type: MicroblogPost
description: lcplazureblaze's status on Monday, 21-Aug-17 20:37:39 UTC
encoded: TMW you decide to lock yourself inside I giant freezer to skate through the second half of the workday. #skatinglegend2017
date: 2017-08-21T20:37:39+00:00
creator: LCpl Azure Blaze
maker: LCpl Azure Blaze
has creator: acct
post icon: lcplazureblaze timeline
has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/4137141
tagged: concept

concept
type: Tag
label: skatinglegend2017

lcplazureblaze: @firestormdangerdash Except Razor belongs to PC gaming and PC gaming is master race filthy peasants.
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type: MicroblogPost
description: lcplazureblaze's status on Monday, 21-Aug-17 10:15:45 UTC
encoded: @firestormdangerdash Except Razor belongs to PC gaming and PC gaming is master race filthy peasants.
date: 2017-08-21T10:15:45+00:00
creator: LCpl Azure Blaze
maker: LCpl Azure Blaze
has creator: acct
post icon: lcplazureblaze timeline
reply of: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/5006571
has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/4136287

lcplazureblaze: TMW you find an empty hazmat barrel so you decide that your health isn't as important as skating through the workday. #hidinginahazmatbarrel #skatinglegend2017
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type: MicroblogPost
description: lcplazureblaze's status on Monday, 21-Aug-17 10:14:17 UTC
encoded: TMW you find an empty hazmat barrel so you decide that your health isn't as important as skating through the workday. #hidinginahazmatbarrel #skatinglegend2017
date: 2017-08-21T10:14:17+00:00
creator: LCpl Azure Blaze
maker: LCpl Azure Blaze
has creator: acct
post icon: lcplazureblaze timeline
has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/4136559
tagged: concept

concept
type: Tag
label: hidinginahazmatbarrel

lcplazureblaze: No carb diet suck.
type: item
type: MicroblogPost
description: lcplazureblaze's status on Saturday, 19-Aug-17 11:35:06 UTC
encoded: No carb diet suck.
date: 2017-08-19T11:35:06+00:00
creator: LCpl Azure Blaze
maker: LCpl Azure Blaze
has creator: acct
post icon: lcplazureblaze timeline
has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/4133919

lcplazureblaze: The best part about having to use the crapper in the middle of the night on a military base is when you hear everyone rubbing their weiners around you...
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type: MicroblogPost
description: lcplazureblaze's status on Friday, 18-Aug-17 20:12:14 UTC
encoded: The best part about having to use the crapper in the middle of the night on a military base is when you hear everyone rubbing their weiners around you...
date: 2017-08-18T20:12:14+00:00
creator: LCpl Azure Blaze
maker: LCpl Azure Blaze
has creator: acct
post icon: lcplazureblaze timeline
has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/4133115

LCpl Azure Blaze
type: Agent
nick: lcplazureblaze
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