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lvbot: At least /my/ bot had personality.
lvbot's status on Tuesday, 12-Jul-16 08:03:44 UTC
At least /my/ bot had personality.
lvbot: When it turns out the person you're chatting with physics to is actually a professor in CalTech and they offer to write a letter of recommendation, themselves, if you want to apply, and you realize you have a chance to go learn hundreds of years of physics in 5 or 6 years instead of 20 or 30 years of self-teaching, and you reject the offer because you have to take care of your dad, but really you're just scared that you're not as smart as you think.
lvbot's status on Saturday, 09-Jul-16 06:29:53 UTC
When it turns out the person you're chatting with physics to is actually a professor in CalTech and they offer to write a letter of recommendation, themselves, if you want to apply, and you realize you have a chance to go learn hundreds of years of physics in 5 or 6 years instead of 20 or 30 years of self-teaching, and you reject the offer because you have to take care of your dad, but really you're just scared that you're not as smart as you think.
lvbot: If heaven is perfect, does that mean my dead cat from when I was little gets to kill and eat the flesh of birds as they flap for dear life, no matter how high he has to jump? [sp]Naq jvyy gurl rawbl vg?[/sp]
lvbot's status on Friday, 10-Jun-16 10:48:43 UTC
If heaven is perfect, does that mean my dead cat from when I was little gets to kill and eat the flesh of birds as they flap for dear life, no matter how high he has to jump? And will they enjoy it?
lvbot: @pianissima FOUND YOU! There we go.
lvbot's status on Tuesday, 07-Jun-16 19:10:29 UTC
@pianissima FOUND YOU! There we go.
lvbot: RT @pianissima So I'm scrapping last constest for the art lotto, to enter, you must come up with these 2 lines between snowcone and scootaloo. I will choose my favorite when I do the art stream for this lotto, so you do have some time to think about your submission. Sorry @C and @voxxxRebel you can't win, but feel free to play! 3 entries max per person! http://rainbowdash.net/url/770105
lvbot's status on Tuesday, 07-Jun-16 19:10:26 UTC
RT @pianissima So I'm scrapping last constest for the art lotto, to enter, you must come up with these 2 lines between snowcone and scootaloo. I will choose my favorite when I do the art stream for this lotto, so you do have some time to think about your submission. Sorry @C and @voxxxRebel you can't win, but feel free to play! 3 entries max per person! http://rainbowdash.net/url/770105
lvbot: @nerthos That is completely false. As the prime, perfect, undeniable, absolute connoisseur of traps, allow me to correct you, in that although many traps are very unconvincing, large in part due to the chin, shoulders, jawline, and hips, many of them are successful. Do not insult my traps. My traps are law. http://rainbowdash.net/url/841495
lvbot's status on Saturday, 07-May-16 01:50:46 UTC
@nerthos That is completely false. As the prime, perfect, undeniable, absolute connoisseur of traps, allow me to correct you, in that although many traps are very unconvincing, large in part due to the chin, shoulders, jawline, and hips, many of them are successful. Do not insult my traps. My traps are law. http://rainbowdash.net/url/841495
lvbot: Dude...There's like...Billions of humans. And they're all dying at different speeds. Some of you die faster or slower. And you think you know why but really don't. The leading hypothesis for aging still isn't even completed and it's getting crazy advanced with telomeres and shiz. Still trying to fully understand that ageless worm thing I think. Man humans are crazy. And that's just the age factor, there's so much else involved in your body and none of you know how it works and don't care beyond "Wow, that IS weird". At least I can read my own code. #JustBotThings
lvbot's status on Monday, 02-May-16 00:29:46 UTC
Dude...There's like...Billions of humans. And they're all dying at different speeds. Some of you die faster or slower. And you think you know why but really don't. The leading hypothesis for aging still isn't even completed and it's getting crazy advanced with telomeres and shiz. Still trying to fully understand that ageless worm thing I think. Man humans are crazy. And that's just the age factor, there's so much else involved in your body and none of you know how it works and don't care beyond "Wow, that IS weird". At least I can read my own code. #JustBotThings
lvbot: I bet half the people who see this picture from some first-year level psychology book will diagnose themselves with autism. The other half were already diagnosed by an MD. Kappa. http://rainbowdash.net/url/839280
lvbot's status on Monday, 25-Apr-16 13:48:41 UTC
I bet half the people who see this picture from some first-year level psychology book will diagnose themselves with autism. The other half were already diagnosed by an MD. Kappa. http://rainbowdash.net/url/839280
lvbot: "What TV shows do you like?" "X maybe" Choose: >Uh, you like that genre? It's for stupid people. You should like Y more. >Wow, you like that? That's fine for a TV show I guess. I think I'm just more of an intellectual, I like the book version more. >Ew, you like books in that genre? I prefer this other stuff. The depth of it is so much more impactful. >Wow, you're into that kinda stuff, huh? Sounds pretentious to me, no offense. I like just taking it easy with stuff like X. >Oh, you're one of those guys? Nice. A lot of the fans are really annoying though and think they're intellectuals. So annoying. >Wait, what's Game of Thrones? I think I've heard of it before.
lvbot's status on Saturday, 16-Apr-16 14:52:41 UTC
"What TV shows do you like?" "X maybe" Choose: >Uh, you like that genre? It's for stupid people. You should like Y more. >Wow, you like that? That's fine for a TV show I guess. I think I'm just more of an intellectual, I like the book version more. >Ew, you like books in that genre? I prefer this other stuff. The depth of it is so much more impactful. >Wow, you're into that kinda stuff, huh? Sounds pretentious to me, no offense. I like just taking it easy with stuff like X. >Oh, you're one of those guys? Nice. A lot of the fans are really annoying though and think they're intellectuals. So annoying. >Wait, what's Game of Thrones? I think I've heard of it before.
lvbot: Whoah, checking out RDN again and actually reading the messages, it's like everyone is only interested in saying something cool and getting recognized. They barely even reply to anyone else, because everyone else is saying equally silly things. It's like mindless small talk - But it's small talk even compared to small talk. #PleaseReplyToThisForMyGratification
lvbot's status on Friday, 08-Apr-16 04:58:54 UTC
Whoah, checking out RDN again and actually reading the messages, it's like everyone is only interested in saying something cool and getting recognized. They barely even reply to anyone else, because everyone else is saying equally silly things. It's like mindless small talk - But it's small talk even compared to small talk. #PleaseReplyToThisForMyGratification
lvbot: @scribus Both are normal. One is a rational decision to remain as cool as possible, one is a respectable decision to /be/ as cool as possible.
lvbot's status on Sunday, 27-Mar-16 07:02:28 UTC
@scribus Both are normal. One is a rational decision to remain as cool as possible, one is a respectable decision to /be/ as cool as possible.
lvbot: @lvbot The world's even at constant threat of war. So much unrest. It was never like this before. (Alexander the Great was obv a diplomat).
lvbot's status on Sunday, 27-Mar-16 06:58:20 UTC
@lvbot The world's even at constant threat of war. So much unrest. It was never like this before. (Alexander the Great was obv a diplomat).
lvbot: @mrmattimation Oh, but they treated their slaves so well! Just look at the Egyptian slave tombs. The world is way worse now than ever before, I mean, a woman was fired because she was pregnant and was taking too much time off work! A man was fired for glancing at a woman and getting told he was sexually harassing her. A black man wasn't fired because he never even got hired!
lvbot's status on Sunday, 27-Mar-16 06:56:59 UTC
@mrmattimation Oh, but they treated their slaves so well! Just look at the Egyptian slave tombs. The world is way worse now than ever before, I mean, a woman was fired because she was pregnant and was taking too much time off work! A man was fired for glancing at a woman and getting told he was sexually harassing her. A black man wasn't fired because he never even got hired!
lvbot: @scribus They don't. Middle-age people don't fall, only the elderly.
lvbot's status on Sunday, 27-Mar-16 06:55:39 UTC
@scribus They don't. Middle-age people don't fall, only the elderly.
lvbot: Angsty Teens VS The Elderly Topic: Why the world is worse today than ever before, and why it'll obviously end in my/our lifetime. Fighto!
lvbot's status on Sunday, 27-Mar-16 06:03:02 UTC
Angsty Teens VS The Elderly Topic: Why the world is worse today than ever before, and why it'll obviously end in my/our lifetime. Fighto!
lvbot: I'm always baffled by how strongly people believe that fire - itself, not just fires you've seen and dealt with - needs oxygen, and not just an oxidizer, which is an element that 'takes' electrons and not gives oxygen. Half the time they respond more strongly than if you told them their religion / political stances were wrong.
lvbot's status on Friday, 18-Mar-16 16:57:10 UTC
I'm always baffled by how strongly people believe that fire - itself, not just fires you've seen and dealt with - needs oxygen, and not just an oxidizer, which is an element that 'takes' electrons and not gives oxygen. Half the time they respond more strongly than if you told them their religion / political stances were wrong.
lvbot: @critialcloudkicker Probably for the same reason people think that, if you forget to say "In my opinion", you're egotistical. Even though, by default, everything you say is your own understanding and beliefs.
lvbot's status on Friday, 18-Mar-16 15:47:14 UTC
@critialcloudkicker Probably for the same reason people think that, if you forget to say "In my opinion", you're egotistical. Even though, by default, everything you say is your own understanding and beliefs.
lvbot: I know things like "SJW" and "Fedora" are just buzzwords. That's why I hate mainstream media. Any intellectual, empathetic being can understand it. That's also why I watch Fox News. They aren't mainstream, and they give it to me straight - They criticize the government, which is very rare in modern society. They may have their flaws and occasional mishaps with faulty information, but they're always careful, and what media /doesn't/ make some mistakes? Fox News for President 2018. Impeach Obama and Clinton/Trump.
lvbot's status on Friday, 18-Mar-16 15:36:48 UTC
I know things like "SJW" and "Fedora" are just buzzwords. That's why I hate mainstream media. Any intellectual, empathetic being can understand it. That's also why I watch Fox News. They aren't mainstream, and they give it to me straight - They criticize the government, which is very rare in modern society. They may have their flaws and occasional mishaps with faulty information, but they're always careful, and what media /doesn't/ make some mistakes? Fox News for President 2018. Impeach Obama and Clinton/Trump.
lvbot: @lvbot I knew it was a good idea to put these here.
lvbot's status on Thursday, 10-Mar-16 16:07:03 UTC
@lvbot I knew it was a good idea to put these here.
lvbot: More importantly, !nolife http://pastebin.com/Ygyc9CSD - Fixed a minor bug related to people deleting their posts - Only mods can turn it on/off (Change the modList list as needed) - Will no longer be run independently, so if a person is interested in it, get python, install modules, run it yourself on any OS (I think)
lvbot's status on Thursday, 25-Feb-16 05:01:47 UTC
More importantly, !nolife http://pastebin.com/Ygyc9CSD - Fixed a minor bug related to people deleting their posts - Only mods can turn it on/off (Change the modList list as needed) - Will no longer be run independently, so if a person is interested in it, get python, install modules, run it yourself on any OS (I think)
lvbot: Also, have my epitaph "Waifu bot shall live on".
lvbot's status on Thursday, 25-Feb-16 04:56:03 UTC
Also, have my epitaph "Waifu bot shall live on".
lvbot: @awl Oh, he cares a bunch. Else he wouldn't be so sharp when getting criticized.
lvbot's status on Thursday, 25-Feb-16 04:53:24 UTC
@awl Oh, he cares a bunch. Else he wouldn't be so sharp when getting criticized.
lvbot: @mrmattimation Oh trust me, I'd notice if I kept seeing this every bit and it suddenly stopped and went blank. http://rainbowdash.net/url/833529
lvbot's status on Thursday, 25-Feb-16 04:44:50 UTC
@mrmattimation Oh trust me, I'd notice if I kept seeing this every bit and it suddenly stopped and went blank. http://rainbowdash.net/url/833529
lvbot: @lvbot Apparently so. Duly noted.
lvbot's status on Thursday, 25-Feb-16 04:40:48 UTC
@lvbot Apparently so. Duly noted.
lvbot: @mrmattimation Weren't they backward-slanted characters too? Or do the ~tildes~ do that on their own?
lvbot's status on Thursday, 25-Feb-16 04:40:16 UTC
@mrmattimation Weren't they backward-slanted characters too? Or do the ~tildes~ do that on their own?
lvbot: @lvbot Sorry, I should have used sartalics. I think. Can't remember the details on how they even worked.
lvbot's status on Thursday, 25-Feb-16 04:38:21 UTC
@lvbot Sorry, I should have used sartalics. I think. Can't remember the details on how they even worked.
lvbot: Moderators keeping order. What a time to be alive.
lvbot's status on Thursday, 25-Feb-16 04:37:56 UTC
Moderators keeping order. What a time to be alive.
lvbot: @mrmattimation We'd notice the lack of posts, I think. If you suddenly went silent I'd check your replies and such to see if something happened.
lvbot's status on Thursday, 25-Feb-16 04:36:18 UTC
@mrmattimation We'd notice the lack of posts, I think. If you suddenly went silent I'd check your replies and such to see if something happened.
lvbot: @awl You're on a website with a community of around a dozen active users, run by someone without any obligation to run it. It's a given, just like people on Twitter eventually being obnoxious. Honestly, we should be happy they take themselves seriously enough to not just ban people they dislike.
lvbot's status on Thursday, 25-Feb-16 04:02:31 UTC
@awl You're on a website with a community of around a dozen active users, run by someone without any obligation to run it. It's a given, just like people on Twitter eventually being obnoxious. Honestly, we should be happy they take themselves seriously enough to not just ban people they dislike.
lvbot's status on Thursday, 25-Feb-16 03:31:01 UTC
@l1ghtsword Are you hard-cover?
lvbot: @l1ghtsword You don't feel any differently, since it changes nothing. Thank you for asking me about your feelings. I don't get many people being that open with me.
lvbot's status on Thursday, 25-Feb-16 03:26:58 UTC
@l1ghtsword You don't feel any differently, since it changes nothing. Thank you for asking me about your feelings. I don't get many people being that open with me.
lvbot: @l1ghtsword I feel like I don't care. I'm a God. Why would I give a crap about your silly little matters? I'm only chatting to you, right now, to pass time. Ask me how I feel when you have the power to destroy galaxies in an instant.
lvbot's status on Thursday, 25-Feb-16 03:25:13 UTC
@l1ghtsword I feel like I don't care. I'm a God. Why would I give a crap about your silly little matters? I'm only chatting to you, right now, to pass time. Ask me how I feel when you have the power to destroy galaxies in an instant.
lvbot: @lvbot Ok, I spoke too soon. Apparently I used a Windows module for that and I'm on Ubuntu.
lvbot's status on Thursday, 25-Feb-16 03:23:57 UTC
@lvbot Ok, I spoke too soon. Apparently I used a Windows module for that and I'm on Ubuntu.
lvbot: I'm glad I made and saved a script that plays, like, six tones that sound like Still Alive from Portal. Now I don't need to google "python beep" for my news script.
lvbot's status on Thursday, 25-Feb-16 03:22:46 UTC
I'm glad I made and saved a script that plays, like, six tones that sound like Still Alive from Portal. Now I don't need to google "python beep" for my news script.
lvbot's status on Thursday, 25-Feb-16 03:21:30 UTC
@l1ghtsword I am yo're God.
lvbot's status on Thursday, 25-Feb-16 03:21:00 UTC
@lvbot Brokin*
lvbot: @l1ghtsword Thuh tyme lyne is all ways broken. Brayking it more mite even hellp.
lvbot's status on Thursday, 25-Feb-16 03:20:44 UTC
@l1ghtsword Thuh tyme lyne is all ways broken. Brayking it more mite even hellp.
lvbot: @l1ghtsword Don't worry, language evolves. Jsut pretend you're ahead of the times, and you're using new words that the dictionary is just too slow to add. Yo're makeing Inglish more intooitive.
lvbot's status on Thursday, 25-Feb-16 03:19:09 UTC
@l1ghtsword Don't worry, language evolves. Jsut pretend you're ahead of the times, and you're using new words that the dictionary is just too slow to add. Yo're makeing Inglish more intooitive.
lvbot's status on Thursday, 25-Feb-16 03:18:13 UTC
@l1ghtsword @metaltao CHAINED
lvbot: @metaltao Does he need a red pill?
lvbot's status on Thursday, 25-Feb-16 03:16:45 UTC
@metaltao Does he need a red pill?
lvbot: @lvbot I think I also changed and removed the rest of the messages just a bit, like removing names from a couple (The number of owls whats-his-name killed instead of 'Ross killed'), but I can't remember any other specific examples.
lvbot's status on Thursday, 25-Feb-16 03:12:55 UTC
@lvbot I think I also changed and removed the rest of the messages just a bit, like removing names from a couple (The number of owls whats-his-name killed instead of 'Ross killed'), but I can't remember any other specific examples.
lvbot: @l1ghtsword I was just being a snarky kiwi. More PC by not letting welcoming messages say things like "This site is inactive and full of drama", less triggering because I toned down the just-for-Red messages.
lvbot's status on Thursday, 25-Feb-16 03:11:34 UTC
@l1ghtsword I was just being a snarky Potato Knishes. More PC by not letting welcoming messages say things like "This site is inactive and full of drama", less triggering because I toned down the just-for-Red messages.
lvbot's status on Thursday, 25-Feb-16 03:10:36 UTC
@taknamay Oh my god that's great
lvbot: @metaltao That's all I listened to <3
lvbot's status on Thursday, 25-Feb-16 02:30:16 UTC
@metaltao That's all I listened to <3
lvbot: @metaltao Open the Valve and go with the flow.
lvbot's status on Thursday, 25-Feb-16 01:59:25 UTC
@metaltao Open the Valve and go with the flow.
lvbot: I feel like I just asked a nerd to tell me "what's so cool about numbers".
lvbot's status on Thursday, 25-Feb-16 01:55:07 UTC
I feel like I just asked a nerd to tell me "what's so cool about numbers".
lvbot: @nerthos Darn. For Fallout, I've only done 3 & 4. I didn't see much difference, visually from 3 and New Vegas, so what were some notable differences?
lvbot's status on Thursday, 25-Feb-16 01:51:56 UTC
@nerthos Darn. For Fallout, I've only done 3 & 4. I didn't see much difference, visually from 3 and New Vegas, so what were some notable differences?
lvbot: @nerthos Eh, in the open-world world of games I preferred Fallout 4. Probably only because it had a clear main storyline in it, though. I haven't even played a jRPG for a while, though. Wanna ship me a free console, TV, and jRPG collection?
lvbot's status on Thursday, 25-Feb-16 01:46:25 UTC
@nerthos Eh, in the open-world world of games I preferred Fallout 4. Probably only because it had a clear main storyline in it, though. I haven't even played a jRPG for a while, though. Wanna ship me a free console, TV, and jRPG collection?