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nerthos's status on Tuesday, 22-Apr-25 20:03:49 UTC
@zeldatra Sex defender
zeldatra: Stock market’s down? Egg prices at an all-time high? Your wife is suddenly gone? Say buddy, is everything alright there, you grade A moron?
zeldatra's status on Sunday, 09-Mar-25 15:47:43 UTC
Stock market’s down? Egg prices at an all-time high? Your wife is suddenly gone? Say buddy, is everything alright there, you grade A moron?
zeldatra: every time I see a Hispanic dude in my store who I had previously seen wearing a Trump hat every single day now no longer wearing one I have to physically hold myself back from asking what happened
zeldatra's status on Sunday, 09-Mar-25 15:45:51 UTC
every time I see a Hispanic dude in my store who I had previously seen wearing a Trump hat every single day now no longer wearing one I have to physically hold myself back from asking what happened
scribus: So a little bird may have told me that the United Health offices in Irvine were vandalized, and the company is desperately trying to keep it on the DL
scribus's status on Saturday, 01-Feb-25 11:57:23 UTC
So a little bird may have told me that the United Health offices in Irvine were vandalized, and the company is desperately trying to keep it on the DL
zeldatra: “DoorDash steps up driver ID checks” brother my background check from 2022 is still ongoing
zeldatra's status on Friday, 13-Dec-24 20:06:25 UTC
“DoorDash steps up driver ID checks” brother my background check from 2022 is still ongoing
ceruleanspark: I think it's probably time to be honest about this: I have neither the time, nor the motivation to work on this place anymore. There's stuff going on in my personal life I'd rather not get into, so in short: I'm probably going to finally turn this place off in the next few months. If you're interested in taking ownership, let me know, but know that I'd only be comfortable handing it off to someone I know and trust, rather than any rando that shows up.
ceruleanspark's status on Wednesday, 14-Aug-24 16:56:54 UTC
I think it's probably time to be honest about this: I have neither the time, nor the motivation to work on this place anymore. There's stuff going on in my personal life I'd rather not get into, so in short: I'm probably going to finally turn this place off in the next few months. If you're interested in taking ownership, let me know, but know that I'd only be comfortable handing it off to someone I know and trust, rather than any rando that shows up.
scribus: I believe that today I had the privilege of putting the very first Taco Bell farts into a 2025 Infiniti SUV with 28 miles and a 6-figure asking price
scribus's status on Thursday, 12-Sep-24 17:56:47 UTC
I believe that today I had the privilege of putting the very first Taco Bell farts into a 2025 Infiniti SUV with 28 miles and a 6-figure asking price
scribus: And today I found out that evidently English speakers once called pinecones pineapples and the name got moved to the fruit
scribus's status on Thursday, 27-Jun-24 19:40:18 UTC
And today I found out that evidently English speakers once called pinecones pineapples and the name got moved to the fruit
zeldatra: AI is gonna take over the world, is what they keep telling me, but i'm pretty sure the way things are going we'll have trained them to be too horny to get anything done
zeldatra's status on Monday, 08-Apr-24 05:12:18 UTC
AI is gonna take over the world, is what they keep telling me, but i'm pretty sure the way things are going we'll have trained them to be too horny to get anything done
zeldatra: to farm clicks cherry I’ve ruined it all of my therapy is undone
zeldatra's status on Saturday, 01-Jul-23 19:53:09 UTC
to farm clicks Potato Knishes I’ve ruined it all of my therapy is undone
zeldatra: A local elementary school recently paid someone who was very obviously a furry to draw their mascot and now a bunch of cars are driving around town with some guy’s fursona on their bumpers
zeldatra's status on Thursday, 22-Jun-23 16:51:47 UTC
A local elementary school recently paid someone who was very obviously a furry to draw their mascot and now a bunch of cars are driving around town with some guy’s fursona on their bumpers
zeldatra: i’m not racist, i voted for obama once
zeldatra's status on Tuesday, 26-May-20 19:21:36 UTC
nerthos: On the other hand I'm all in for letting ethnic supremacist groups have at it and eventually wipe eachother off the planet. They'll gladly do it without any outside intervention if they're placed all in the same location.
nerthos's status on Sunday, 13-Jan-19 18:26:12 UTC
On the other hand I'm all in for letting ethnic supremacist groups have at it and eventually wipe eachother off the planet. They'll gladly do it without any outside intervention if they're placed all in the same location.
cabal's status on Tuesday, 22-Dec-15 13:45:42 UTC
metaltao's status on Sunday, 31-May-15 05:12:29 UTC
@macpony55 DO IT!
cabal's status on Wednesday, 18-Mar-15 01:54:03 UTC
narwhal: That reminds me of the weight room in my school that I usually work out in. At the section with all the weights there's this one big picture of Shaquille O'Neal so whenever I'm working out I look up and remember that Shaq-sama is smiling down on me.
narwhal's status on Wednesday, 24-Dec-14 06:02:19 UTC
That reminds me of the weight room in my school that I usually work out in. At the section with all the weights there's this one big picture of Shaquille O'Neal so whenever I'm working out I look up and remember that Shaq-sama is smiling down on me.
mushi's status on Wednesday, 09-Apr-14 18:26:46 UTC
@macpony55 heh, thanks ^^
mushi: "i read a you saying you liked some character i voiced, so i added you" WHAT THE HEEEELLL?!
mushi's status on Sunday, 04-Aug-13 16:52:03 UTC
"i read a you saying you liked some character i voiced, so i added you" WHAT THE HEEEELLL?!
eripie: @northernnarwhal @dewnor @bowandlyre @macpony55 @zeldatra @awlderpy @pegasusjones Thank you guys all so much - with this week I really love the support from you all. After seeing my Aunt struggle for 5 years with the disease ALS and to see the pain and suffering she had gone through at least I know now after her years of fighting she has passed on, and now she can rest now from the journey. Thank you guys so much :(
eripie's status on Wednesday, 26-Jun-13 01:44:09 UTC
@northernnarwhal @dewnor @bowandlyre @macpony55 @zeldatra @awlderpy @pegasusjones Thank you guys all so much - with this week I really love the support from you all. After seeing my Aunt struggle for 5 years with the disease ALS and to see the pain and suffering she had gone through at least I know now after her years of fighting she has passed on, and now she can rest now from the journey. Thank you guys so much :(
liquidusmira: Oh god I forgot Tuesday was country music at work aauuuugh
liquidusmira's status on Tuesday, 28-May-13 14:56:56 UTC
Oh god I forgot Tuesday was country music at work aauuuugh
firestormdangerdash: Day just started and already enough internet for the day... #Disturbing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fS1uDnIPTvo&feature=fvwrel
firestormdangerdash's status on Thursday, 22-Nov-12 15:12:05 UTC
Day just started and already enough internet for the day... #Disturbing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fS1uDnIPTvo&feature=fvwrel
clarity: @anarchycarcino Silly Carcino, you don't have a brain!
clarity's status on Thursday, 15-Nov-12 01:39:36 UTC
@anarchycarcino Silly Carcino, you don't have a brain!
thelastgherkin: This is the most important news article I've ever read. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-20316851
thelastgherkin's status on Friday, 16-Nov-12 11:56:42 UTC
This is the most important news article I've ever read. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-20316851
doates: @dissension Welcome to new pony. We are all king people. @greydragon412 is the crazy one. @ceruleanspark crashes the site since he is like Harry Dresden. @minti is the one that fixes the site. @mrdragon has me locked in his cellar. And @cabal is god. and when @cavatina is on, you #hug her. Also don't say anything mean about !braeburn. Just don't... Did I forget to mention "Welcome to RDN and have a nice flight."
doates's status on Friday, 27-Jul-12 23:53:51 UTC
@dissension Welcome to new pony. We are all king people. @greydragon412 is the crazy one. @ceruleanspark crashes the site since he is like Harry Dresden. @minti is the one that fixes the site. @mrdragon has me locked in his cellar. And @cabal is god. and when @cavatina is on, you #hug her. Also don't say anything mean about !braeburn. Just don't... Did I forget to mention "Welcome to RDN and have a nice flight."
thelastgherkin: I love biting. It's like kissing, only there's a winner.
thelastgherkin's status on Wednesday, 15-Aug-12 17:37:06 UTC
I love biting. It's like kissing, only there's a winner.
macpony55: @dezzierose Cerulean: "LOOK AT MY NETWORK. MY NETWORKS AMAZING. GIVE IT A REFRESH. YOU'LL CRASH THE SERVER."
macpony55's status on Wednesday, 18-Jul-12 04:17:27 UTC
@dezzierose Cerulean: "LOOK AT MY NETWORK. MY NETWORKS AMAZING. GIVE IT A REFRESH. YOU'LL CRASH THE SERVER."
dezzierose: Hello, Bronies. Look at your notice, now back to mine. Now back at your notice, now back to mine. Sadly, if's not rosy. But if you become a fan of Rose "The Best Pony" Luck, it could be. I'm on a network.
dezzierose's status on Wednesday, 18-Jul-12 04:15:10 UTC
Hello, Bronies. Look at your notice, now back to mine. Now back at your notice, now back to mine. Sadly, if's not rosy. But if you become a fan of Rose "The Best Pony" Luck, it could be. I'm on a network.
astra: I have to go out for lunch, so I'm going to take this opportunity to head off. Well, it's been an experience! As for contact information, I think it best that I fade out along with this place. Not having the time and energy to be on here with the consistency that everyone else does, I never really got so invested in things, and I don't see that ever changing if I move someplace else. Besides, unfortunately, my experience here has shown me that ponies are the only thing I have in common with most bronies. And, even there, our interpretations of what they mean seems to vary widely. We all really do seem to be a long way from Equestria. *hitches up her telescope and sky journal* Anyway. To anyone who hasn't zoned out on me already, keep it pony, and I hope that you do find your own Equestria, if that's what you truly seek. If not, well . . . Stay safe.
astra's status on Tuesday, 06-Mar-12 21:31:05 UTC
I have to go out for lunch, so I'm going to take this opportunity to head off. Well, it's been an experience! As for contact information, I think it best that I fade out along with this place. Not having the time and energy to be on here with the consistency that everyone else does, I never really got so invested in things, and I don't see that ever changing if I move someplace else. Besides, unfortunately, my experience here has shown me that ponies are the only thing I have in common with most bronies. And, even there, our interpretations of what they mean seems to vary widely. We all really do seem to be a long way from Equestria. *hitches up her telescope and sky journal* Anyway. To anyone who hasn't zoned out on me already, keep it pony, and I hope that you do find your own Equestria, if that's what you truly seek. If not, well . . . Stay safe.
ceruleansparkold: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WF9CS3L_ezw #NSFW, but damn, I thought this guy had forgotten how to be funny.
ceruleansparkold's status on Wednesday, 09-May-12 18:41:50 UTC
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WF9CS3L_ezw #NSFW, but damn, I thought this guy had forgotten how to be funny.
ditsydoo's status on Thursday, 03-May-12 02:34:29 UTC
D: http://ur1.ca/95ofa
colfax: @redenchilada And your face is stupid, I should ban it.
colfax's status on Sunday, 15-Apr-12 17:46:41 UTC
@redenchilada And your face is stupid, I should ban it.
dusty: Oh dear Luna, no one had better be drawing a picture of @yodelerty licking my flank.
dusty's status on Tuesday, 10-Apr-12 04:55:03 UTC
Oh dear Luna, no one had better be drawing a picture of @yodelerty licking my flank.
nerthos: @pony God opened the heavens, and in a blinding light his holy syringe came down to mary's womb
nerthos's status on Wednesday, 11-Apr-12 01:40:04 UTC
@pony God opened the heavens, and in a blinding light his holy syringe came down to mary's womb
zarkanorf: @pinhooves I thought we just blamed @nvrrmbr for anything, good or bad. "Who farted?" "Nvrrmbr." "Who painted your house, it looks fabulous!" "Nvrrmbr." "So who's the smartflank that doodled drawings of me riding a piece of poop?" "Nvrrmbr." "Wow, how did you set up so fast??" "Nvrrmbr." "Hey, who took cookies from the cookie jar?" "Nvrrmbr." "Where do babies come from?" "Nvrrmbr." "Alright, so who's the wise-guy begging for a ban?" "Nvrrmbr." "Why is the baby on fire?" "Nvrrmbr." "WHY ISN'T MY MAGIC NOT WORKING!?" "Nvrrmbr."
zarkanorf's status on Thursday, 22-Sep-11 07:26:14 UTC
@pinhooves I thought we just blamed @nvrrmbr for anything, good or bad. "Who farted?" "Nvrrmbr." "Who painted your house, it looks fabulous!" "Nvrrmbr." "So who's the smartflank that doodled drawings of me riding a piece of poop?" "Nvrrmbr." "Wow, how did you set up so fast??" "Nvrrmbr." "Hey, who took cookies from the cookie jar?" "Nvrrmbr." "Where do babies come from?" "Nvrrmbr." "Alright, so who's the wise-guy begging for a ban?" "Nvrrmbr." "Why is the baby on fire?" "Nvrrmbr." "WHY ISN'T MY MAGIC NOT WORKING!?" "Nvrrmbr."
welcomepony's status on Monday, 09-Apr-12 02:49:34 UTC
@macpony55 I WILL END YOU
techdisk: @crusader8 go directly to bread. Do not pass butter. Do not collect toaster.
techdisk's status on Tuesday, 03-Apr-12 04:52:12 UTC
@crusader8 go directly to bread. Do not pass butter. Do not collect toaster.
nerthos: And it is finished! Behold! And laugh at how lame my first try at SAI was... @minti @redenchilada @greydragon412 @ceruleanspark BTW... Layers? What's that? http://ur1.ca/8ymnt
nerthos's status on Monday, 09-Apr-12 02:06:08 UTC
And it is finished! Behold! And laugh at how lame my first try at SAI was... @minti @redenchilada @greydragon412 @ceruleanspark BTW... Layers? What's that? http://ur1.ca/8ymnt
sb42: God: I can create worlds Notch: So can I. God: I can create animals. Notch: So can I. God: I can create a circle. *Notch has disconnected.
sb42's status on Thursday, 05-Apr-12 03:19:47 UTC
God: I can create worlds Notch: So can I. God: I can create animals. Notch: So can I. God: I can create a circle. *Notch has disconnected.
colfax: Everybody has to believe in something... I believe I'll have another beer.
colfax's status on Saturday, 24-Mar-12 04:25:20 UTC
Everybody has to believe in something... I believe I'll have another beer.
twispark: Whoputallthesesuggestiveposesintheponycreator?! ..^^;
twispark's status on Saturday, 07-Apr-12 02:02:10 UTC
Whoputallthesesuggestiveposesintheponycreator?! ..^^;
liquidusmira's status on Wednesday, 04-Apr-12 20:31:27 UTC
@welcomepony mangoes.
praxis: @misterjaybrown start the potential relationship algorithm with "do you like ponies?"
praxis's status on Wednesday, 04-Apr-12 00:29:41 UTC
@misterjaybrown start the potential relationship algorithm with "do you like ponies?"
lightningcrash: A man runs into a bar and yells out "There's a Great Dane. A Great Dane out here. Who owns it?" A second man steps up. "That's my dog. What seems to be the problem?" "My dog just killed it." "You gotta be kidding me! I raised that Dane since he was a pup to be a killer. And your dog killed it? What kind of a dog do you have?" And he said "A chihuahua" "You're shi- You're kidding me. How can a chihuahua kill a great dane?" And the first man said "It got stuck in its throat"
lightningcrash's status on Wednesday, 28-Mar-12 11:41:40 UTC
A man runs into a bar and yells out "There's a Great Dane. A Great Dane out here. Who owns it?" A second man steps up. "That's my dog. What seems to be the problem?" "My dog just killed it." "You gotta be kidding me! I raised that Dane since he was a pup to be a killer. And your dog killed it? What kind of a dog do you have?" And he said "A chihuahua" "You're shi- You're kidding me. How can a chihuahua kill a great dane?" And the first man said "It got stuck in its throat"
liquidusmira: @partypinkiestyle http://heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaeyaa.com/
liquidusmira's status on Wednesday, 28-Mar-12 01:14:12 UTC
@partypinkiestyle http://heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaeyaa.com/
ellistia: This as the logo for April Foals. http://ur1.ca/8qry7
ellistia's status on Tuesday, 20-Mar-12 22:28:41 UTC
This as the logo for April Foals. http://ur1.ca/8qry7
princelypublictimeline: @techdash42 I feel that socializing with bronies is more about the fun of learning about their non-pony qualities. There's a lot of artists, programmers, musicians and all sorts of cool things. For example, people get shocked when I say smart things. Then I strut around like an idiot most the time.
princelypublictimeline's status on Monday, 19-Mar-12 04:39:24 UTC
@techdash42 I feel that socializing with bronies is more about the fun of learning about their non-pony qualities. There's a lot of artists, programmers, musicians and all sorts of cool things. For example, people get shocked when I say smart things. Then I strut around like an idiot most the time.
macpony55: THERE'S SPERM ALL OVER MY COMPUTER SCREEN FROM BEING OUTSIDE, STUPID PLANTS
macpony55's status on Sunday, 18-Mar-12 16:42:21 UTC
THERE'S SPERM ALL OVER MY COMPUTER SCREEN FROM BEING OUTSIDE, STUPID PLANTS