{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"crossbone's status on Monday, 16-May-11 23:35:15 UTC","author_name":"crossbone","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/crossbone","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/101112","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1256\" class=\"url\" title=\"M\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">amadman<\/span><\/a><\/span> Not even Zombie pirate ninjas with tophats, mustaches and monocles riding bears with machine guns riding sharks with lazors on their backs."}