{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"colfax's status on Wednesday, 22-Feb-12 04:58:40 UTC","author_name":"colfax","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/colfax","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1015174","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/3828\" class=\"url\" title=\"Malcolm Chandler (&#x8A79;&#x6155;&#x4F83;)(Vinnie)(Mac)(Candle-Maker)(Butters)(Portia)\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">macderp55<\/span><\/a><\/span> No such luck, I know from experience that the cops here have no sense of humor. @<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/8154\" class=\"url\" title=\"Keaton Brown\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">kimren<\/span><\/a><\/span> This town is so damn small we don't need 911, you just yell out the window at the police station."}