{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Damian Currier (fjack)'s status on Sunday, 26-Feb-12 04:09:34 UTC","author_name":"Damian Currier (fjack)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/fjack","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1027331","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/7836\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jordan Meinzer\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">jojoax<\/span><\/a><\/span> Pinkie Pie is a force of nature that we are not, and probably never will be, prepared to face head on. One moment it's calm, then she hops through town, balloons...balloons everywhere..."}