{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Opal (opal)'s status on Wednesday, 18-May-11 03:41:18 UTC","author_name":"Opal (opal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/opal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/104135","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/148\" class=\"url\" title=\"Zambo\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">carcinopony<\/span><\/a><\/span> *gasp* MOW MEW!!! Mew mow Mao meow, mow. [THE HORROR!!! Well, in that case, make a new account. I have plenty of account ideas for stallions: Robin Hoof, Jack Stallion, Pokey Pierce (aka Max, the list goes on and on! So what do you say?"}