{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"dezzie again (dezzierose)'s status on Saturday, 03-Mar-12 23:13:19 UTC","author_name":"dezzie again (dezzierose)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/dezzierose","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1048856","html":"My friend was trying to be smart by saying that onions are the only food that can make you cry... So I threw a watermelon at his face."}