{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"sb42 (sb42)'s status on Tuesday, 06-Mar-12 04:05:24 UTC","author_name":"sb42 (sb42)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/sb42","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1056410","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/6872\" class=\"url\" title=\"Zimzap PurpleSnowPlow\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">zimzap<\/span><\/a><\/span> Hasbro: &quot;We must analyze the deep psychological thoughts of five year old girls in order to determine their character, in turn to decide what pastel-colored pony they would be if they were to enter a magical land named Equestria, filled with ponies and other creatures. And gentlemen, I'm pretty sure we're high right now.&quot;"}