{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Firestorm (firestormdangerdash)'s status on Monday, 12-Mar-12 13:39:34 UTC","author_name":"Firestorm (firestormdangerdash)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/firestormdangerdash","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1075280","html":"Americans: "Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision."\nCanadians: "Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision."\nAmericans: "This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course."\nCanadians: "No, I say again, you divert YOUR course."\nAmericans: "THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS ABRAHAM LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP \nIN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET.  WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS.  I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH.  THAT'S ONE-FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP."\nCanadians: "This is a lighthouse.  Your call.""}