{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Ellis (ellistia)'s status on Thursday, 15-Mar-12 17:55:12 UTC","author_name":"Ellis (ellistia)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ellistia","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1084315","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2980\" class=\"url\" title=\"Stephen.\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">misterjaybrown<\/span><\/a><\/span> I wish... I most probably would be if it wasn't for the damn Atlantic Ocean."}