{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"A Big Pony (bigpony)'s status on Saturday, 17-Mar-12 01:31:26 UTC","author_name":"A Big Pony (bigpony)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bigpony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1089555","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/798\" class=\"url\" title=\"Triumphant Daydream\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">redenchilada<\/span><\/a><\/span> What are you, a woman? Men don't brush their hair. I bet you think facial hair is too &quot;dirty,&quot; don't you?"}