{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Zenneth (zennx)'s status on Saturday, 17-Mar-12 01:55:00 UTC","author_name":"Zenneth (zennx)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zennx","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1089648","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/798\" class=\"url\" title=\"Triumphant Daydream\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">redenchilada<\/span><\/a><\/span> a healty head of hair is like a chick magnet, it's proven that it's prefered for a man to be bald then have bad hair"}