{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Kellen Smith (silverbrony)'s status on Monday, 19-Mar-12 12:24:20 UTC","author_name":"Kellen Smith (silverbrony)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/silverbrony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1096890","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/9619\" class=\"url\" title=\"Mike Morelli\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">techdash42<\/span><\/a><\/span> If I found a sonic screwdriver between ANYONE'S cushions I would gasp.  Then check to make sure it's real.  Then force them to tell me where the time machine is.  Then get sued for harassment when they reveal they're just a socially awkward super-genius and invented. :\/ Cest la vie."}