{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"theironpony's status on Friday, 20-May-11 05:56:41 UTC","author_name":"theironpony","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/theironpony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/110471","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1022\" class=\"url\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">starlightbolt<\/span><\/a><\/span> I'm glad my mom was a hard murdock. It made me really really good at lying."}