{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"philosodash's status on Saturday, 21-May-11 06:16:11 UTC","author_name":"philosodash","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/philosodash","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/112582","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1181\" class=\"url\" title=\"Brycen\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">hoit21<\/span><\/a><\/span> You probably think I'm an arse now, and I'd like to apologize - Yes, I know Aircolt and Airbolt are about one letter off. I was merely going for a gender-neutral term. To be honest, I'd prefer eliminating Air entirely in place for something like 'Private', but I'm running dry on ideas. Seaman though, oh god, Seaman."}