{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"delete_ (remove)'s status on Saturday, 21-May-11 12:36:27 UTC","author_name":"delete_ (remove)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/remove","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/113153","html":"Good morning! #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/nsfw\" rel=\"tag\">NSFW<\/a><\/span> My thoughts seconds after waking up were this in order: A&gt; Princess Celest[plot]. B&gt; &quot;Plow the !<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/group\/153\/id\" class=\"url\" title=\"Secret Butt Fun: A Plot and Pony Show (secretbuttfun)\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">plot<\/span><\/a><\/span>.&quot; C&gt; Twilight taste-testing the teacher. D&gt; WHAT THE WHAT I DON'T HAVE A PRINCESS FETISH WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN I ALSO DON'T HAVE A THING FOR GODDESS PEGA-CORNS OR AT LEAST I DIDN'T IN THE PAST AAAA. OR MARES IN GENERAL. I THINK. I HOPE. AAAAAAAAA THAT'S EVEN WORSE E&gt; Apparently, joining the League of Unicorns gradually converts one's soul into a unicorn as well. That should have been in big red letters somewhere on the page when I signed up. I have finally BECOME !<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/group\/74\/id\" class=\"url\" title=\"Are You Crazy!? (oatmeal)\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">Oatmeal<\/span><\/a><\/span> ..."}