{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Techdisk (techdisk)'s status on Sunday, 01-Apr-12 23:52:10 UTC","author_name":"Techdisk (techdisk)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/techdisk","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1149683","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/10601\" class=\"url\" title=\"Awesome Dash\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">jdadoley<\/span><\/a><\/span> teacher: umm, what's that? Me: it is an accurate representation of most people in this class. Teacher: but, why is it's eyes all crossed, and why is it a grey pony? Me: because."}