{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)'s status on Tuesday, 03-Apr-12 11:06:34 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleansparkold","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1156602","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2959\" class=\"url\" title=\"Some Moron\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">ponydude<\/span><\/a><\/span> You have to understand that I have only a very high level understanding of the bible. I have had functionally 0 religious education. Explain it to me like I'm an idiot."}