{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"[redacted] (redactedredacted)'s status on Tuesday, 03-Apr-12 11:56:15 UTC","author_name":"[redacted] (redactedredacted)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/redactedredacted","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1156727","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/6761\" class=\"url\" title=\"My real name\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">pony<\/span><\/a><\/span> Which proves...? That's usually what you hear before someone kidnaps you... &quot;this is hard to believe, but your mom is in the hospital and you need to come with me&quot;"}