{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Flare Dancer (Jenna) (flaredancer)'s status on Tuesday, 03-Apr-12 14:56:00 UTC","author_name":"Flare Dancer (Jenna) (flaredancer)","author_url":"http:\/\/www.rainbowdash.net\/flaredancer","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1157231","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/5124\" class=\"url\" title=\"Insert FakeNameHere\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">the20percent<\/span><\/a><\/span> It's fine. It's not your fault our school systems don't teach metric"}