{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Crusader 8 (princelypublictimeline)'s status on Thursday, 05-Apr-12 05:16:11 UTC","author_name":"Crusader 8 (princelypublictimeline)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/princelypublictimeline","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1165007","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/9286\" class=\"url\" title=\"Doctor Science, PHD\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">gpupraxis<\/span><\/a><\/span> my current pretend conversation starring him is if the CMC's asked him if he was doing anything for HnH day, and he responds, &quot;whyyy yes, I was just going to ask out Apple Butter for a romantic dip, heh heh - oh, how she magnificently SPREADS her.... friendship... all over ponyville, and how I've longed to be her bread.&quot; Needless to say, he is not safe for woona."}