{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"philosodash's status on Sunday, 22-May-11 22:32:01 UTC","author_name":"philosodash","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/philosodash","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/116734","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/218\" class=\"url\" title=\"Brendan\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">abigpony<\/span><\/a><\/span> You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers, I WILL TEACH YOU! Now get up! Get on your feet!"}