{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"[redacted] (redactedredacted)'s status on Monday, 09-Apr-12 14:10:29 UTC","author_name":"[redacted] (redactedredacted)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/redactedredacted","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1184734","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/6661\" class=\"url\" title=\"Tyler Tyler &amp; Tyler\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">trister<\/span><\/a><\/span> Noice. Gotta go, but it's true that the frown bats are only deadly as long as they aren't impeded by a hamster wheel. I'm pretty sure mirrored contact lenses will slow their reaction enough to run them over with a warthog."}